Joke Thread

[NiGhT^^StAlKeR]

Nice text saint 

Spoiler for Hiden:

"Your mom is nice" 

[baja_cro]

if u feel bored in plane .. do this

1. take laptop from bag

2. slowly and carefull open it

3. turn it on

4. be sure that some1 is watching u

5. connect on net

6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.

7. take a deep breath and open this link:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. watch ppl around u

[LordDoom]

if u feel bored in plane .. do this

1. take laptop from bag

2. slowly and carefull open it

3. turn it on

4. be sure that some1 is watching u

5. connect on net

6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.

7. take a deep breath and open this link:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. watch ppl around u

hahahahahhaha

[iNevermore]

if u feel bored in plane .. do this

1. take laptop from bag

2. slowly and carefull open it

3. turn it on

4. be sure that some1 is watching u

5. connect on net

6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.

7. take a deep breath and open this link:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. watch ppl around u

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH imba you got my +1
Dont blow it up mr techies

[NiGhT^^StAlKeR]

if u feel bored in plane .. do this

1. take laptop from bag

2. slowly and carefull open it

3. turn it on

4. be sure that some1 is watching u

5. connect on net

6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.

7. take a deep breath and open this link:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. watch ppl around u

Saw this like 3-4 years ago, but still funny

[Step_Up]

if u feel bored in plane .. do this

1. take laptop from bag

2. slowly and carefull open it

3. turn it on

4. be sure that some1 is watching u

5. connect on net

6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.

7. take a deep breath and open this link:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. watch ppl around u

Saw this like 3-4 years ago, but still funny

Y this is rlly old , but i ask myself : did someone did that And how was the reaction ?

[Bart0zzo]

"A DotA pro and a LoL pro walks into a bar. The DotA pro tells the LoL pro - DotA is a better game than LoL. The LoL pro couldn't deny it."

[Astaroth]

"A DotA pro and a LoL pro walks into a bar. The DotA pro tells the LoL pro - DotA is a better game than LoL. The LoL pro couldn't deny it."

Nice one, +1 

[RoxXan]

Why Hitler killed himself?
HE SAW THE GAS BILL!

I LOLED AT THE NEXT ONE :

What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics? For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.



Aaa, now the old good 'yo mama jokes'.. :

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight





well, at the end i was going to make a gay joke to add onto this.. butt fuck it...

[vaikiss]

Why Hitler killed himself?
HE SAW THE GAS BILL!

I LOLED AT THE NEXT ONE :

What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics? For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.



Aaa, now the old good 'yo mama jokes'.. :

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight





well, at the end i was going to make a gay joke to add onto this.. butt fuck it...

i have ADHD and i find that "joke" offensive

[shpura]

"A DotA pro and a LoL pro walks into a bar. The DotA pro tells the LoL pro - DotA is a better game than LoL. The LoL pro couldn't deny it."

ahahahah

[RoxXan]

Why Hitler killed himself?
HE SAW THE GAS BILL!

I LOLED AT THE NEXT ONE :

What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics? For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.



Aaa, now the old good 'yo mama jokes'.. :

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight





well, at the end i was going to make a gay joke to add onto this.. butt fuck it...

i have ADHD and i find that "joke" offensive

cool for u

[lektoric]

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

[dRagoLjuB]

hahahah xDD
btw before you open a new topic check other topics ( hint , its sticky )

i ll merge it

I like this one , it isnt a joke but kind of

Its called the Fucked Pirate

You fuck a girl (doggystyle) , you say to her i m cum-ming, you spit her on the back ( she ll think you came ) , when she turns arround you cum on her eye , and when she stands up to ask you wtf you hit her in her leg , than she ll jump on one leg and one eye closed like a pirate

[Astaroth]

You fuck a girl (doggystyle) , you say to her i m comming, you spit her on the back ( she ll think you came ) , when she turns arround you "squirt" on her eye , and when she stands up to ask you wtf you hit her in her leg , than she ll jump on one leg and one eye closed like a pirate