if u feel bored in plane .. do this 1. take laptop from bag2. slowly and carefull open it3. turn it on4. be sure that some1 is watching u5. connect on net6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.7. take a deep breath and open this link:http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html8. watch ppl around u
Quote from: baja_cro on July 26, 2012, 18:04if u feel bored in plane .. do this 1. take laptop from bag2. slowly and carefull open it3. turn it on4. be sure that some1 is watching u5. connect on net6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.7. take a deep breath and open this link:http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html8. watch ppl around u Saw this like 3-4 years ago, but still funny
"A DotA pro and a LoL pro walks into a bar. The DotA pro tells the LoL pro - DotA is a better game than LoL. The LoL pro couldn't deny it."
Why Hitler killed himself? HE SAW THE GAS BILL!I LOLED AT THE NEXT ONE :What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics? For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.Aaa, now the old good 'yo mama jokes'.. :Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attentionYo mama's so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlightwell, at the end i was going to make a gay joke to add onto this.. butt fuck it...
Quote from: RoxXan on September 29, 2012, 14:36Why Hitler killed himself? HE SAW THE GAS BILL!I LOLED AT THE NEXT ONE :What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics? For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.Aaa, now the old good 'yo mama jokes'.. :Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attentionYo mama's so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlightwell, at the end i was going to make a gay joke to add onto this.. butt fuck it...i have ADHD and i find that "joke" offensive
You fuck a girl (doggystyle) , you say to her i m comming, you spit her on the back ( she ll think you came ) , when she turns arround you "squirt" on her eye , and when she stands up to ask you wtf you hit her in her leg , than she ll jump on one leg and one eye closed like a pirate