Joke Thread

[Bart]

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

[BLOODYALBOZ]

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

ahahahah good one

[Natura Sonoris]

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[shpura]

Dat english

[iErnesto94]

Some Jokes:

Spoiler for Hiden:

Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

Spoiler for Hiden:

Teacher: I hope I don't see you copying another student's homework. Student: Yeah, I hope you don't see that either.

Spoiler for Hiden:

Doctor:Ladt,please , lie down, I want to test you
Woman: Please , call the nurse inside.
Doctor:Why don't you have faith in me ?
Woman:I do have , but my husband who is out side hasn't in me...

Spoiler for Hiden:

Man says to his girlfriennd : " I want to share everything with you"
Woman answers: "Let's start from your bank account"

Spoiler for Hiden:

Discussion between a boy and his blonde gf
Boy : I just got back from hospital.
Gf:OMG Why??
Boy:My mom had twins
Gf:OMG how many?
Boy: ......

Some Truths:

Spoiler for Hiden:

A Negative Thinker Sees A Difficulty in Every Opportunity. A Positive Thinker Sees an Opportunity in Every Difficulty.

Spoiler for Hiden:

A Cockroach is afraid of a rat, rat from cat, cat from dog, dog from man, man from wife, wife from cockroach!

Spoiler for Hiden:

"Will be ready in 5 minutes" of A Woman & "Will call you back in 5 minutes" of A Man Are Essentially The Same Thing!!!

Spoiler for Hiden:

"Trust" is like an "Eraser"...!!! it gets smaller and smaller after every "Mistake"...!!!

Spoiler for Hiden:

Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write

Spoiler for Hiden:

Ask a stupid question, look silly for five minutes. Ask no questions, look silly forever.

Spoiler for Hiden:

It's so hard when I have to, and so easy when I want to...

[iNevermore]

@up

[LiGht0fh3av3n]

1 day little Johny walks home... and when he saw his parents in dirty position... and he is crying and saying to his papa U WILL SEE U WILL SEE BAS***D.And the mom says to the pap:
-Listen u are father go talk with the kid tell him about sex and these things...
So the pap dress himself quickly and goes in the living room ... no sing of the kid... goes into the kitchen same...And he says to himself let's go to my mum (kid's grandmother).And he is going down and what to expect JOHNY IS DOING SEX WITH HIS GRANMA ... and the father says WHAT ARE U DOING ARE U RETARDED ...
And then Johny says:
oooo IT'S HURTING FOR MOTHER ISN'T IT?
Good joke to tell when u are in company i loled hard

[FU I am PeNGuiN]

[FU I am PeNGuiN]

http://176.9.26.177/forum/index.php/topic,72472.165.html
c'mon man, it even says JOKE in its name 

[Astaroth]

Merged.

Btw stop using ip, use lagabuse.com instead

[LiGht0fh3av3n]

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore. ))

[ColdWorld]

hahahahahahah soo fcking funny -_-

[pro.DotAserbia]

I supose he didn't left from that games,games left from him?
Player: gfx[templar]
The player's ban will expire in 3 days and 20 hours.
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [05-02-2013 18:57:25] in game [RD 1650 +++ #1].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [08-01-2013 16:19:43] in game [RD PD EU 1600+ 9/10].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [07-01-2013 21:29:31] in game [rd/pd eu/~ 1550 +1].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [26-12-2012 22:19:58] in game [AR // EU // 1600 +++ 1].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [26-12-2012 21:59:42] in game [SD EU 1600 [8/10] #4].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [21-12-2012 14:15:01] in game [SD // 1600+_ #4].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [20-12-2012 16:03:30] in game [ar 1600 #1].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [17-12-2012 23:00:59] in game [AR EU 1550++ FAST +1 #5].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [15-12-2012 11:56:31] in game [Rd/Eu/1650+! +2 #3].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [10-12-2012 20:08:39] in game [RD 1600 +1 #4].
Warns
Player has 18 warn points.
Sorry if i miss topic,i found this like a joke!

[23.23.23]

I supose he didn't left from that games,games left from him?
Player: gfx[templar]
The player's ban will expire in 3 days and 20 hours.
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [05-02-2013 18:57:25] in game [RD 1650 +++ #1].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [08-01-2013 16:19:43] in game [RD PD EU 1600+ 9/10].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [07-01-2013 21:29:31] in game [rd/pd eu/~ 1550 +1].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [26-12-2012 22:19:58] in game [AR // EU // 1600 +++ 1].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [26-12-2012 21:59:42] in game [SD EU 1600 [8/10] #4].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [21-12-2012 14:15:01] in game [SD // 1600+_ #4].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [20-12-2012 16:03:30] in game [ar 1600 #1].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [17-12-2012 23:00:59] in game [AR EU 1550++ FAST +1 #5].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [15-12-2012 11:56:31] in game [Rd/Eu/1650+! +2 #3].
Player was autobanned for [1 weeks] on [10-12-2012 20:08:39] in game [RD 1600 +1 #4].
Warns
Player has 18 warn points.
Sorry if i miss topic,i found this like a joke!

xaxa i asked the same few days ago about him...they told me that is normal,beacouse admins can leave games and unban after they leave 

[shpura]

Don't speak about something you don't have a clue about. Mods can unban themselves if they got disconnected, not if they leave.