Didnt you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
At the Airport:-Name?-Abu Dalah Sarafi.-Sex?-Four times a week.-No, no, no..... male or female?-Male, female...... sometimes camel.......
There is a bet between G. Bush and V. Putin whose political system will last longer. So they bot get frozen for 50 years. After 50 years they got unfreezed, both run to nearest newsstand and buy newspapers.V. Putin grabs the newspaper and start laughing, there is "Next terrorist strike! This time in Las Vegas!" on title page.G. Bush takes the newspaper and there is nothing about Russia on 1st, 2nd, 3rd ... 15th page. Then Bush gets to very last page of newspaper and there is small article with headline "Next strifes on border between China and Finland"
TROLOLOLOLO
once chuck norris and superman had a fight, since both of them were very confident about his abilitys, they made a bet. The one who loose the fight have to use his underwear outside their pants...