xDD the 6 joke is awesome why i am such a pro ? - because vaikiss is my father xDD joke ;dor this xDDI feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.MIAUHAHAHAHAH
no lame jokes please
Guy walks into an ice-cream shop.Guy: "Can I have some chocolate?"Worker: "Sorry sir we're out of chocolate." Guy: "Hmm, I want some chocolate ice-cream." Worker: "Sir, we don't have any chocolate, choose another flavor." Guy: "I want chocolate."Worker: "Ok. How do you spell the van in vanilla?" Guy: "V-A-N." Worker: "And how do you spell the straw in strawberry?"Guy: "S-T-R-A-W." Worker: "So how do you spell the fuck in chocolate?" Guy: "There's no fuckin' chocolate!" Worker: "You got it!"
Justin Bieber will star in Transformers 4. His name will be Faggatron!
There is a plane crash near unknown island and there are only 3 survivors: American, German and Czech. They swim to the island but soon they got caught by local man-eaters.The chief of man-eaters give two glass balls to each survivor and tells them:"Here you got 2 balls. I will lock you into huts for a week and if you show me something I never saw with those balls I'll give you a freedom."After week the chief walk into hut with American. The balls are flying around his head.Chief says: "I've already saw this, we will eat this man."Then the chief walks into hut with German. He is dancing and those glass balls are flying all around and glow with different colors.Chief says: "I've already saw this, we will eat this man."Then he walks into hut with Czech and gets out soon. With disappointed face he says: "I've never saw this. That idiot broken one of the balls and lost the other one..."
Didnt you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?A man took twelve pills and his wife died.