Chuck Norris quotes

[Astaroth]

Yea, there are XXXXXXXXX quotes of Chuck Norris.

Type in Google: find Chuck Norris. Than click on "I'm feeling lucky" or click on 1st link.

My favourite quote is: When Mrs. Norris was gaving birth, the first what does the doctor saw wasn't Chuck's head but his hat!

Also I like this add:

It's in Czech.
Woman says: Sire could you please take a photo of us ? He is skating for the first time (skating in Czech language is "bruslí" pronounced as Bruce Lee)
And ofc Chuck Norris can't speak Czech.
And yes, this is real Chuck Norris, no fake. He really was in Praha (Prague).

[Angel]

No Bruce Lee, i'm Chuck Norris

[joyjoy]

yeah T-Mobile ads with Chuck was pretty good, but still Im wondering that they didnt bankrupt the company playing with Chuck

[BrownTygeR]

Chuck Norris can kill creeps with zeus' ulti.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.



and the last one:
If you spell Chuck noris's name wrong he will find you and kil....

[Astaroth]

Another good ones:
If you set/make (don't know the right word ) "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble you'll win instantly. Forever.

Chuck Norris can shot down Boeing 747 from 12 km. By Air gun. From underground parking lot. Without Diabolo ammo...

[Astaroth]

Have you heard the news? Chuck Norris is having barbecue party on Iceland! Again!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_iceland_volcano

[DatFace]

ahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahhahahhahhhahahhahah awesome hahahahahahahahahhaah

[joyjoy]

Have you heard the news? Chuck Norris is having barbecue party on Iceland! Again!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_iceland_volcano

always look at the bright side of life so why not 

[MYSTlC]

lol

[RaCkU]

How many pushups can Chuck do?....all
Chuck Norris is the only man who dont have father,because no1 dared to f..k his mother
Chuck Norris threw out the house through the window

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How many pushups can Chuck do?....all
Chuck Norris threw out the house through the window

One of the most stupid Chuck Norris quotes

[RaCkU]

U didn't hear the most stupid.... Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Sponge Bob Squarepants who can burn grill at the bottom of the sea =P...