DotA Insults

[Shagon]

Hey guys, I want to know some more insults that i can say to those annoying noobs who always seem to be on your team, especially the ones who don't share their chicken!!! Stupid noobs...

Ill get it started
Why did the chicken cross the river?
-Because you too noob to right click it back to base

Lets hear your favorites

[Z0Di4C]

...lame mby ? 

[Boramir]

you gollum want mrniceguy's ring, now i get it.

[ramb.O]

LOL, KasseL should post here. The best dota-flamer in the world.

[Rocka]

So basically you are asking us to give you some jokes, so you can give them to people who laugha bout your -0.37 score?

[Shagon]

Yo momma so ugly, troll saw her and cast blind on himself!

Yo momma so ugly, when she smiles its 100 dps and 20% slow

What did Doom sing when he used his ultimate on Treant? The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

"What did Leonidas yell when the Persians surrounded the Spartans from behind?"
"FFS SAY MISS"

Found some more,Hope you like them

[ZeuS_CRO]

you know ppl talk in croatia, tell ur mother to stop changing lipstick bcz my dick look like a fucking rainbow !

ur mother is like a village bicycle, everybody rides on her

ur mother is like a Aladin's lamp, she rubs like his lamp

i head ur mother always carries ur photo in her wallet. it once saved her live when a mugger tried to stab him.
Of course, ur face would stop anything.

im busy, can i ignore u some other time?

pardon me, but u r obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn

whats wrong, dont u get any attention back home?

make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

if i were as ugly as he is, i wouldnt say hello to people, Id say boo



ALL RIGHTS RESERVED !

[Natura Sonoris]

Goldy +1

[XenyStyle]

you know ppl talk in croatia, tell ur mother to stop changing lipstick bcz my dick look like a fucking rainbow !

ur mother is like a village bicycle, everybody rides on her

ur mother is like a Aladin's lamp, she rubs like his lamp

i head ur mother always carries ur photo in her wallet. it once saved her live when a mugger tried to stab him.
Of course, ur face would stop anything.

im busy, can i ignore u some other time?

pardon me, but u r obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn

whats wrong, dont u get any attention back home?

make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

if i were as ugly as he is, i wouldnt say hello to people, Id say boo



ALL RIGHTS RESERVED !

hehe,like these

[Apple^]

"What did Leonidas yell when the Persians surrounded the Spartans from behind?"
"FFS SAY MISS"

This is TOTAL +1

[Shagon]

"What did Leonidas yell when the Persians surrounded the Spartans from behind?"
"FFS SAY MISS"

This is TOTAL +1

This is why I make my posts like this z0di4c, as long as 1 person likes them I am happy.

Also :
You're so noob at DotA when you used tango, the tree eats you

Yo mama is sooo fat, when pudge used meat hook, he got dragged to her!

What was the first thing Pudge's Mum said when Pudge was born?
-.- Re-pick..

Yo momma is so fat that when she block the creeps, they went to the other lane.

[TeenFuck]

"What did Leonidas yell when the Persians surrounded the Spartans from behind?"
"FFS SAY MISS"


What was the first thing Pudge's Mum said when Pudge was born?
-.- Re-pick..


These r the best xD

[joyjoy]

"What did Leonidas yell when the Persians surrounded the Spartans from behind?"
"FFS SAY MISS"


Also :
You're so noob at DotA when you used tango, the tree eats you

nice +1

[Silver]

How about : You suck so much at DotA you die at the secret shop killed by the damageless goblin.

[LiLThuG]

"What did Leonidas yell when the Persians surrounded the Spartans from behind?"
"FFS SAY MISS"


What was the first thing Pudge's Mum said when Pudge was born?
-.- Re-pick..


These r the best xD

+1