Old joke but imo fail:
Q: I SHOOT 5 birds and 2 are DEAD...
If you shoot FIVE birds why only 2 are dead?
Q: ...so how many of them stay alive?
Hard question if you shoot 5 of them and only 2 of them are dead...
A: No one, others fly away...
Even if question wouldn't be so dumbed this answer is bullshit. If you shoot 2 of 5 birds, 3 of them will stay alive, I have no idea why would they be dead...
Or am I the idiot here???