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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #240 on: May 28, 2018, 15:19 »
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03:17 Vesh_Mashina (All) ALLAH DONT EXIST U TURKS DONT EXIST
03:23 DeS_UPS (All) caps off ty
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31:41 DeS_UPS killed Vesh_Mashina
31:44 DeS_UPS killed Se5KO
31:46 DeS_UPS killed Cle0
31:46 DeS_UPS killed omnicali
31:49 DeS_UPS killed Chupacabraaa
31:55 DeS_UPS (All) SENTINEL DONT EXIST

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #241 on: May 29, 2018, 06:32 »
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03:17 Vesh_Mashina (All) ALLAH DONT EXIST U TURKS DONT EXIST
03:23 DeS_UPS (All) caps off ty
...
31:41 DeS_UPS killed Vesh_Mashina
31:44 DeS_UPS killed Se5KO
31:46 DeS_UPS killed Cle0
31:46 DeS_UPS killed omnicali
31:49 DeS_UPS killed Chupacabraaa
31:55 DeS_UPS (All) SENTINEL DONT EXIST
LMFAO

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #242 on: May 29, 2018, 16:44 »
3 deers went to a bar. The first deer was a tall one in a suit. The second was an average in casual clothing and the last was rather small and naked. The first deer ordered a cappuccino and a portion of fries. The second ordered a glass of  beer and a sandwich. The last one asked for a bag of berries. The barmen wondered about such order, took his favorite shotgun from underneath the bar desk, FIRED IN THE AIR AND KINDLY TOLD THE FUCKING DEERS TO GET THE FUCK OUT FOR HE DOESN'T SERVE FILTHY ANIMALS HERE
      Fat Santa whipping his deers

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #243 on: May 30, 2018, 00:23 »
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03:17 Vesh_Mashina (All) ALLAH DONT EXIST U TURKS DONT EXIST
03:23 DeS_UPS (All) caps off ty
...
31:41 DeS_UPS killed Vesh_Mashina
31:44 DeS_UPS killed Se5KO
31:46 DeS_UPS killed Cle0
31:46 DeS_UPS killed omnicali
31:49 DeS_UPS killed Chupacabraaa
31:55 DeS_UPS (All) SENTINEL DONT EXIST

3 deers went to a bar. The first deer was a tall one in a suit. The second was an average in casual clothing and the last was rather small and naked. The first deer ordered a cappuccino and a portion of fries. The second ordered a glass of  beer and a sandwich. The last one asked for a bag of berries. The barmen wondered about such order, took his favorite shotgun from underneath the bar desk, FIRED IN THE AIR AND KINDLY TOLD THE FUCKING DEERS TO GET THE FUCK OUT FOR HE DOESN'T SERVE FILTHY ANIMALS HERE
Let me be a pretender for a while
Spoiler for Hiden:
Sorry, i just realized it's something i'm very bad at
DON'T TALK LIKE ONE OF THEM.
YOU'RE NOT!
EVEN IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE.


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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #244 on: May 30, 2018, 11:10 »
He talk to much for one noob.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse..
Great men are not born great, they grow great..”


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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #245 on: May 31, 2018, 01:10 »

You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways



And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared

Spoiler for Hiden:
R.I.P  :angel:
DON'T TALK LIKE ONE OF THEM.
YOU'RE NOT!
EVEN IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE.


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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #246 on: May 31, 2018, 13:21 »

You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways



And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared

Spoiler for Hiden:
R.I.P  :angel:
Lol you're not just dumb but autistic also :(

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #247 on: June 01, 2018, 16:50 »

You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways



And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared

Spoiler for Hiden:
R.I.P  :angel:
Lol you're not just dumb but autistic also :(
is ok he is tard.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #248 on: June 12, 2018, 22:07 »
Gets, this is a joke thread, not open insult. Get back on topic.

Why does Saturn have a ring? Cause God liked it and he put a ring it.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #249 on: June 12, 2018, 23:03 »
Yes I like Saturn very much

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #250 on: June 13, 2018, 13:48 »
Yes I like Saturn very much

Since you are God, riddle me this: If we are all God's sons, what makes Jesus so special? :michael jackson:

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #251 on: June 13, 2018, 14:05 »
Yes I like Saturn very much

Since you are God, riddle me this: If we are all God's sons, what makes Jesus so special? :michael jackson:
He was not given Free will, his life was dedicated to his father .
Seraphims[Eternals] also have no free will .

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #252 on: June 13, 2018, 16:21 »
Can we make it a full time meme thread? I think it'll be an improvement. And it'll be gluten-free too.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #253 on: June 13, 2018, 23:50 »
Can we make it a full time meme thread? I think it'll be an improvement. And it'll be gluten-free too.

Got an idea about that i will tag you in it