Author Topic: Jokes (Read 5754 times)

PlayDota.eu08 · « **on:** September 06, 2010, 01:53 »

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Hi all , post all your jokes here please (English only if its possible...)

I guess ill start

1. A Macedonien , a Englishman . , and a Frenchman , (doesnt matter really , just one of these countrys must suck at football) meet at the entrece to God's palace to ask him when there own country will win the football world cup.

First the Englishmen goes and asks God when will England win the football world cup .God says that they will win in 50 years . The Englishman starts crieng , god asks why and the englishman says becouse he wont be alive when they will win.

Then he Frenchmen goes and asks God when will France win the football world cup .God says that they will win in 30 years . The Frenchman starts crieng , god asks why and the Frenchman says becouse he wont be alive when they will win.

After him the Macedonien goes and asks God when Macedonia will with the football world cup. God checks his information and starts crieng . The macedonian asks why , and God says becouse he wont be alive when they win

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Hitler is passing through the woods, suddenely, he saw a jewess boy , and askd him :
Hitler : How old are u.
Boy : im nine , and soon i will be ten.
Hitler : no u wont.

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