LA Freestyles

[cyb]

"Im hobbit from cave,
 I like to rave,
 Rave is my primary style,
 Check out this VIBE!"

[FatAndViolent]

There was once a game featuring the brave cyberjaber
He could jebait his victims with just his furious look
Dozens of enemies were slain by his hand
And a shy pudge was assisting him with his bloody hook

[ClaraSchuman]

 

[cyb]

Story about historical game.

There was once a game featuring the brave cyberjaber
He could jebait his victims with just his furious look
Dozens of enemies were slain by his hand
And a shy pudge was assisting him with his bloody hook

 

[cyb]

I want to hear crowd
Then I'll be proud;
Moderator approved ur voice
Let's make some noise!

[FatAndViolent]

I had sudden inspiration so that i even decided to login, enjoy


Cyber's in the house naow
Everyone is like waow, waow
He picks naix and starts the feast
Everybody knows - he is a real beast!
No magina will ever escape him,
no skywrath will ever catch him!
His minute 10 basher will do the trick,
minute 15 skadi will make him real thick,
and his opponents real sick...
At minute 25 his build will be full
And his enemies will flee like kids from school

[guest49825]

A wild deer randomly does deer-door.
DotA map becomes the dancing floor.
He is playing now Path of Exile,
Here i end my shitty freestyle.

[div.ide]

Roses may be red
But violets are not blue
Yo' mama is fat

[FatAndViolent]

Some haikus:

http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=6085693

Minute sixty,
Medusa made bloodstone,
Wonderful game

Snowball and ulti,
Comes a brainless hero,
Roll at me, brother

Ursa has basher,
And a fancy monkey bar,
Such a strong bear

[CoMMoN1337]

Me ?
What can I say ?
I stand here in dismay,
Even though it's december,
This lil verse that I wrote is gonna fly over most of your heads,
Rest them calmly on your beds,
And remember.

Action, is what I take.
Progress, is what I make.
I've gone so far above you can barely see me,
Can I do much more ? Ya'll'ready know the answer.

How far above is my level ?
I often wonder exactly.
Because I look at all of you insightly,
And all I see is lil insects distracting.

Distracting themselves from what needs to be done,
Clueless as they are they proceed with their "plan",
To continue to be irrelevant lil insects buzzing around.

Buzzy buzz buzz,
When are you gonna get shit done ?
Buzzy buzz buzz,
That's up to you, you lil insects, my cares on the matter ?
None.

[Jimmy]

Roses may be red
But violets are not blue
Yo' mama is fat

king kong ain got shit on you .

[cyb]

Roses may be red
But violets are not blue
Yo' mama is fat

Roses may be red
But u dont have ur own bed
Violet is.mixed with blue
But why i dont have clue
Yo mama is so fat
So she wont fit on someones bed

Lol

[div.ide]

Nevermind the jokes, it's time to step it up
Show them wannbe hoes how I take it from the top
Put my game face on, make your jaws and pants drop
Today I am gon' burst some bubbles with a POP!

Introductions first, I'm just some random dipshit
Head full of memes, puns, sugar and weebshit
I pledge no teams, I try to play MY own game
Random dot in the middle divides my name
Plesantries outta way, focus on my main aim
Are you ready yet, whaddya say?

First things first, grab a dictionary
Help yourself use less fictionary
English expressions; digression - what's there in it
Might also help you fully grasp just what I'm meanin'
In this verse; when you converse
At least try to think what you're gonna say first
Put your thoughts together, carefully pick words
Being understood is not the same as being heard
Just give it a shot, and one day you might
Not be ignored when you express yourself right
Vocabulary and grammar are not just for show
So grab a book, and off you go
Read and learn sometimes
That's my first advice
For today; don't make me say it twice

Topic number two is a subject of ego
Built on delusions, are you for real, amigo?
It's like house of legos, little more than toy
You're flexing around, while I stand here, coy
Watching the glass castle, that house of cards
You built around yourself tryin' to make it look tall
With a knowing smirk, I ask: when time comes
Will it hold up tall and weather the storms?
Dunning Kruger, pal, google up that stuff
Take it down a notch, it ain't so tough
Truly best are humble, don't try to grumble
Keep your head low, did I hear you mumble?
Learn the truth and suck it up
That you suck and that it's up
To you to make progress and to ever step it up
Humility and patience is what gets you up top
And if it's praise the you thirst
Put some effort in it first
And rehearse 'till your hoarse
'Cause pretenders are the worst
Remember: knowing your shit, and
Still, knowing you're shit can
Help you grow one day into respected man

Topic three, is respect
What you give is what you get
Be and ass, don't expect
To be praised, you'll get wrekt
Pissing on others when you try to mingle
Makes you look dumber than refresher on Tinker
Let me remind you how the wise saying goes
Don't sow the wind or you will reap the storms
I won't ask you to like everyone, that's idiotic
But at least quit calling names just because you can, got it?

For may parting words, let's quickly recap:
Learn some tongues before you even try to rap
Get off your high horse, you're not a hot as you thought
And don't step on others; Last thing that I've got
Are some basic elements that my rap still needs:
Bitches, tits, bling bling, and smoking of weeds
High as kite, low riders, ogling THOTs right and left
That's enough; now come join fun yourself
Some insults are bound
But I'm used, you see?
So come around, go, amuse me

To sum it concisely, not word for word
TL;DR
Rambling of a nerd

[cyb]

!triggered

[luke]

lol, nice one