Funny Un-/Ban -requests

[ilikedat]

1-nickname?
Turbo_Eniak
2-who u want to ban?
autoban
3-reason?what did u do?
my router restarted, and didn't reconnected, guess net problems, usually it does
4-explain?
Well, we were getting our asses kicked, 3/5 ffed, only matter of time till we lose, and i lost connection, restared router, and didn't get reconnected
4-link of the game?
***

Someone ban this autoban.

ahhahahahah +1 Kemcek,this guy made my day

[Oceano]

Thats my friend, ahahahhahahaha. I bet he was stoned  .He will laugh so hard when i show him this. Lol
Good one rly 

[dRagoLjuB]

too much heroin

[ilikedat]

http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=159987.msg557448#new

when i told him i will report him he said noob game.

11:50   ^godlike^rise   [All]   i will report u
11:53   ^godlike^rise   [All]   believe me
11:56   [C1g3rc1]   [All]   noob game ?

like its allowed to use mh in noob game ?

this naive guy made my day

[Lagi]

How to ask for unban properly

lift ban

http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=160056.0

I'm curious about what goes through someones mind when he asks for unban like this. "I need unban, let's try with some random magic words! Lift! Ban! That should work..."

[jeandarc]

if you go check first all members' posts you won't find anything better. everybody was just a soft little naked monkey when they came first on the forum, except me, just look at my first post, i flamed, i swear, i didnt even check it, but i swear i flamed, el ow el.

[Lagi]

Even soft little naked monkeys can see the instructional post with a hella straight forward title, or at least check someone else's post to see how an unban request should look like.

[jeandarc]

so what? then you have to come here and make fun of them?

[Lagi]

Yep it is about fun. Don't play the champion of justice.

[Jimmy]

1: NickName?
-dope-

2: Who banned you?
Autoban.

3: Why did you got banned?
AFK.

4: Reason that forced you to break the rule?
No reason.

5: Explain to us a general vision about the situation!
We were losing the game, i was really tired and decided to lie down in bed for 2 minutes, so i can come back and do something to win the game, but i fell asleep and woke up in the morning.
Normally i would wait for my ban to pass( cuz it was my fault, wasnt like a internet disconect or similar stuff), but because i have 2 more free days to spend before i go back to college, i would really apreciate an unban.

6: Link of the game?
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5651762

[Jimmy]

He could select his hero because his mom didnt let him. duhhh

[Astaroth]

Typical, they all have to got to hospital.
Well, not really, they actually live in hospital lobby (and maybe travel in time):

Game ended 07-01-2015 23:01:05
Unban request posted (with wrong game link) 07 January 2015, 22:55:02

[Lagi]

e34m5
dvije_nosine
raping minimap alarm 
he raped the minimap alarm all game cant play cant see anyting on the map pls pls ban him for that 1 year
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5662292

[ilikedat]

e34m5
dvije_nosine
raping minimap alarm 
he raped the minimap alarm all game cant play cant see anyting on the map pls pls ban him for that 1 year
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5662292

ahahahahhah made my day 

[KeMCek]

e34m5
dvije_nosine
raping minimap alarm 
he raped the minimap alarm all game cant play cant see anyting on the map pls pls ban him for that 1 year
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5662292

heheheheh +1