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Offline lektoric

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« on: October 29, 2012, 12:05 »
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.

"You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take." Wayne Gretzky

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Re: funny
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2012, 13:10 »
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.



wow that's the kind of story i always wanted to hear ... -.-
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Re: funny
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2012, 13:19 »
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.



wow that's the kind of story i always wanted to hear ... -.-
@Donjacrtasamir - Hahahahaahah ...ur insane,  u know that  ?  ;D
« Last Edit: October 29, 2012, 13:32 by lucky..strike »
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Re: funny
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 13:26 »
tnx
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Re: funny
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2012, 13:41 »
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.



wow that's the kind of story i always wanted to hear ... -.-

^
this :D

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Re: funny
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2012, 13:56 »
One of the best I ever read. GJ keep it.  ;D
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Re: funny
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 14:16 »
ha-ha

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Re: funny
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2012, 21:40 »
lectoric > Eddie Murphy

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Re: funny
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2012, 21:57 »
^made my night