Author Topic: Tour Chat Room (Read 126423 times)

Bart · « **Reply #135 on:** January 10, 2013, 17:20 »

where are those epic conversation, excitements etc? who win who not etc?:DD

just to refresh Xd

true story of mine

this is proof

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,74962.0.html

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Another day, another games. Tours stories. Tours fails.

Hi!:D

I will analaze my game against Roxxan in wr tour xDD

It was dark times, i found a light in my room, then power cable to my laptop and finally i connected to internet - to my source of forever life.

I entered a room - pd tour on xpam. I see lots of people, my heart is ticking like big scale nuclear bomb. Excitement at his peak, can't think straight, i whispered my friends: I can;t play i can't feel my fingers. After few secs my numbness has gone.

I was skyping with my so called "serbian wannabe tour mods", simply named roxxy the foxy and ball'less jingle. (Yes in fact, he doesnt have balls.)
They said OMG. I am thinking, OH DEAR GOD LET ME HAVE IZI OPPONENT SO WILL AT LEAST WIN 1 round.
After that, I got message, roxxy is gonna play, i laugh like Evil MUHAHAAH but without ears flipping up and down. (is it possible?)
I decided that Pavle aka ugly on the stick, is going to make bracket, yep that was mistake, he is infamous of destroying tours before it starts coz he cannot seed teams or players.
He sent me link to the bracket, I am thinking is the TIME NOW, to play for glory, to rape everything what stands before you, i am imaginig myself as viking in 1000year ago who massively fucked all in north european with their "ganks". But reality strike me, first of all there won't be ganks in 1v1, we fight fair and square (only roxxoxoxoxan believed it, u will see later in my story). Im wakin up in my room with my JD whiskey at least 1 positive.
Back to bracket, my emotions were like please dont put me against raven, i dont want POLISH MASSACRE in 1st game. Please lemme play in final against vaikiss or sk so will be decent games. BUT OFC NO, life sux, jingle sux too btw, I see myself on the list.......And again im in my world, i see scene from Lord of the ring 1st episode, in the dwarves mine, when the music Is THUM THUM THUUM THUUUMMBm and horde of orcs and caven troll is going after me, BUT i dont have MITHRILL ARMOR ON ME, i think fuck wake UP.

....On the list i see roxxy against me, ye i bet he asked 0balls to do it. He dig or dick his own grave, i thought.
We, tour mods, started others games and could focus finally on our game.....

He types !start force.....i jizzed in my pants.... And then -apomnpsh on my chat, WR IS THE HERO...... beatiful lady, chick, green chick but not troll race.
First minutes were gone like wtf, am I in the matrix?
I felt like NEO, avoiding rihana pff roxanna powershots's, i guess he was pissed. BUt i felt great killing instinct which was like MH, and the hate like never u met before.
20mins are past, i cooled myself, 2shots of JD were empty, i didnt notice when i drink it.
I thought, cool i should start play my game, not hide behind tower. He is not that scary, in fact he is inferior to me.
I saw his items that time, i thought damn we wont kill each other like that. I decided for push ! Im best at "push"when it comes to women, so myb it can work out in game too. (Who knew that time, that this experiment will work?)

...Next 5mins were battles of creeps, getting gold.....like the rich bastards....
I clicked on him, he is going for hex, im like MUAHAHA he will never have it!
Im still w/o boots, who cares, i guess he thought im noob- 30mins and no boots? how he travels?
It was decisive! I played my mind tricks with him, and suddenly my GOLD COURIER brought Radiance, the light which gave me courage to win!

Having radiance the gold the blight the omg items which burns people in my invenotry made me invicible....!
I thought i would gank, to suprise him, like a god damn IMBA TROLL. It worked, he backed from me, he ran away to fountain..... but it was too late, my creeps were radiating, and his were dead....Towers were like butter, soft and easy to penetrate with my.... well longsword, or was it broadsword?
FInally in 40mins of 100%concentrating my mind, I WON, i made him feel miserably, he never spoke of it..... pride warrior felt... i hope i wont never meet this sad fate.....
ANd then there was next round, but who cares about that, when I was the hero in my room (even tho no one watched or knew about it)