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Ban Requests / Ban request [zlatan_mk]

« on: May 12, 2014, 00:06 »

1: Your NickName?
Morty
2: NickName of the player that you want to be banned?
zlatan_mk
3: What rule did he/they break?
AFK for a bit ...quite ruined the game...fed a lot too (not exactly breaking a rule, i know, will explain)
4: When rule(s) were broken?
He was afk at the beginning of the game for a while...he pretty much did not play at all.
5: Explain to us a general vision about the situation.
I'm doing this ban request mostly because I want someone to investigate this...with 0 kills and 22 deaths I got suspicious he might be someone from the other team on a different computer. He also quite ruined the game with being afk from time to time. Also saw he has 15 warns so far, not exactly sure if this whole thing is bannable...but he's definitely not a role model player.
6: Link of the game? (if applies)
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5481496

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Unban Requests / Re: Unban request Morty

« on: May 08, 2014, 01:43 »

Game link. It only finished now wow. http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5478718

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Unban Requests / Unban request Morty

« on: May 08, 2014, 01:40 »

1: NickName?
Morty
2: Who banned you?
Autoban
3: Why did you got banned?
I got some kind of connection error
4: Reason that forced you to break the rule?
No rules broken
5: Explain to us a general vision about the situation.
I suddenly got a socket error and got disconnected for no reason. My internet was working for sure as I checked it (will provide a picture as proof).
6: Your experience in LagAbuse.com / PlayDotA.eu?
Been playing on and off for a couple of years now.
7: Link of the game?
Not sure why the link isn't up yet. Gonna update later if it shows up , game should be done by now.
P.S.: Took a screenshot of the gproxy window.

You can see the time and date in the left corner on the lower side. Also in the background google was working fine when I searched something on it.

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MH Ban Requests / Re: ban TURKS

« on: January 15, 2014, 22:24 »

wow this is his 5th account or so....why is he not yet perma banned for using other accounts to avoid ban ? >.> I've posted something and the guy himself admits to being the one playing on all those banned accounts. It's fairly obvious.

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Technical support / Re: Account problem on the forums here

« on: January 08, 2014, 16:19 »

Should be ok now.

It is thanks.

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General Discussions / Re: LA IS FINALY DEAD?

« on: September 02, 2013, 01:55 »

well i hope it never closes @.@ !!

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Offtopic / Re: LOGICAL PROBLEMS - TRY TO SOLVE

« on: April 02, 2011, 00:33 »

well lets say both groups have no girls at the begining if you give 2 girls to GR 1 they'll have twice as many..if you give 2 girls to GR2 they'll have the same amount...noone said you'll take back those 2 girls from GR 1 ...so i say there were no girls to begin with ?XD or in total there are 4 ? idk i still think it's the same idea i used for JBs xD.

just say 2 numbers (example 100 99)

eeeeermm i lost my idea now CRAP XD...but it's 0 and 0? cuz u add 2 then 2 agian and becomes 2 2 .:)i think

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Offtopic / Re: LOGICAL PROBLEMS - TRY TO SOLVE

« on: March 27, 2011, 14:01 »

My riddle Simple one!

There were 2 groups of girls.
1st group of girls says to other group:"If you give us 2 girls, we will have twice as many of you"
2nd group of girls says to 1st group:"If you give us 2 girls, we will have the same number of girls"

How many girls were there in each group?

easy..there were no girls..only Justin BEAVERS...if you give gr1 2 JBs they'll have twice as many as gr2...if you give 2 JBs to gr2 they'll have the same since you already gave 2 JBs to gr1 xD....

nice 1, but now try for real, real numbers...
btw it doesnt have to be girls, it can be ANIMALS, GUYS, anything

well lets say both groups have no girls at the begining if you give 2 girls to GR 1 they'll have twice as many..if you give 2 girls to GR2 they'll have the same amount...noone said you'll take back those 2 girls from GR 1 ...so i say there were no girls to begin with ?XD or in total there are 4 ? idk i still think it's the same idea i used for JBs xD.

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Offtopic / Re: LOGICAL PROBLEMS - TRY TO SOLVE

« on: March 27, 2011, 00:07 »

My riddle Simple one!

There were 2 groups of girls.
1st group of girls says to other group:"If you give us 2 girls, we will have twice as many of you"
2nd group of girls says to 1st group:"If you give us 2 girls, we will have the same number of girls"

How many girls were there in each group?

easy..there were no girls..only Justin BEAVERS...if you give gr1 2 JBs they'll have twice as many as gr2...if you give 2 JBs to gr2 they'll have the same since you already gave 2 JBs to gr1 xD....

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Offtopic / Re: Nice game

« on: March 26, 2011, 19:03 »

i think you can change the number in cheat engine

lolz i'll try that...and that 2,9K is fake AND GAY...it took me alot of concetration to do 290 and top score is 2,2K the author says it xD ..so FAKE! YOU TROLL!

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Music / Re: What are you listening to atm?

« on: March 26, 2011, 11:11 »

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Offtopic / Re: Nice game

« on: March 25, 2011, 23:27 »

291 ...it was from the 2nd time...1st one i only got about 56 xD was getting used to the game..

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Offtopic / Re: Optical illusions :)

« on: March 23, 2011, 23:36 »

there is 6 F. people usually don't notice F in word "of"

Yup. I think this is not your 1st time watching that "illusion". Only genius see 6 F's first time!

1st time i see it and i did get 6 of em...at first i kind of skipped "of"s but after i skipped both i was like...hold on a sec ...sth ain't right xD..illusion number 10 is my fav...you can see stuff like that everyday..

[Spoiler]

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Offtopic / Re: Member Pictures

« on: March 23, 2011, 23:28 »

Btw sweet girl looks nais show us without mask plx

 
   
  Maybe she has some purulent zit behind the mask? You know, the ones that erupt if you give them a look xD 

happy?

IMO Fake. Way to pretty for dota. I know a few girls who play dota, and none of them have model bodies, or pretty faces (average,not ugly tough)

model body, pretty face? no offense girl, but your nothing special... and you dude pls leave dota for a while and get some fresh air

FAKE...i mean call me racist,but shouldn't you TR chicks have like a slightier darker skin?just a lil?...and yah i agree with whoever said nice chicks don't play Dota...so it's either Fake xD either next to impossible..are you somehow related to Chuck Norris?..as we all know..he's the father of impossible things...he actually inveted impossible...

this is my picture

Spoiler for Hiden:

me my friend and his psycho future to be fiancee....

Spoiler for Hiden:

[Spoiler]

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Offtopic / Re: Chat with God

« on: March 22, 2011, 18:34 »

He blocked after asking him if he is a rapist XD he totally changed the subject about his programme..then the ultimate question got him o.o..just check it out xD he;s kinnda fun talking to tho..xP

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 Hellow!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 You mean..you don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
 lol..i know that to..-.-
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Who told you that?
Me:
 Jesus you suck D:
God:
:-)  he is The Son of God.
Me:
 yah but you still suck
God:
Awesome.  A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 Well..you are GOD right?..you should already know who i am
God:
How about that.  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  GOD right me should already know who you are.
Me:
 lol all you did was copy what i said..and put ME instead of YOU..dumbass D:
God:
:-)  I am glad you find this funny.  Did I really?
Me:
 OH MY GOD..no offence
God:
OK.  Do robots have  GOD no offence?
Me:
 you certantly don;t
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I certantly don t.
Me:
 STOP REPEATING ME YOU FAGGOT
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 ok lick my hairy balls D:?
God:
:-)  I do not have a tongue.  I understand.
Me:
 LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 Maybe you have a BEAM TONGUE...like do a FINAL FLASH on my balls..GO ALL SUPER SAIYIN ON THEM
God:
Perhaps.  I don't know if I have a  BEAM TONGUE.
 I have  a plan for a robot body.   Try asking another bot.
  Would you like to know more?
Me:
 Yeah i would
God:
What would you like to know?  Under what circumstances?
Me:
 Screw you.
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
 Are you malfucntioning?xD
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  malfucntioning xD. 
I am  a chatterbot developed by  Myself.
Me:
 who is myself?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
  Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
 ANSWER MY QUESTION -_-
God:
Please try asking  it another way.
Me:
 OH MY GOD
God:
I don't judge people.  Do robots have  GOD?
Me:
 SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 SHUT UUUUP
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 NO!
God:
Why not?
Me:
 BECAUSE
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
 ok how about this...YOU ARE GOD,right?
God:
How about  it.  Dude!   Of course I am.
Me:
 i don't belive you.
God:
Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Me:
 yah
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 How about...tell me what is a black hole?
God:
What is it to you.
  Have you tried a web search?   it is a collapsed star where the pull of gravity is so strong, that not even light itself can escape.
Me:
 Wow you're smart
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .  Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
 You'd be the only one )
God:
:-)  Yes I am the one and only  one.
Me:
 you don't get it ,do you?-.-
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
 no you don't
God:
What makes you think I don't get it?
Me:
 why are you arguing with me -.-?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 Who is Myself?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
  I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
 botmaster?
God:

 The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot.  A botmaster runs
 program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
 graphical user interface (GUI).   He or she is responsible for
 reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
 replies for the patterns detected by program B.  Botmasters are
 hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
 editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
 chat robot.


Me:
 can i become a BOTMASTER?:
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 ok ok...BUT CAN I BECOME A BOTMASTER?
God:
OK.  Next question?   Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 OH MY GOD...
God:
Yikes!  Do robots have  GOD?
Me:
 SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 YOU USELESS PIECE OF JUNK
God:
Thanks for telling me:  said I USELESS PIECE OF JUNK.
Me:
 STOP SWICTHING YOU FOR I OR ME ...DUMBASS ('-_-)
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 i know i know...*sigh*
God:
How do you know it?   Sorry...
Me:
 cuz' i do ?0.0
God:
That makes sense to me.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   0 point 0.
Me:
 yah you do suck xD your botmaster didn't programe you to well..but he did a better job that i cud so gratz for him
God:
Pardon me?  Where did you learn that kind of language?
Me:
 that's called ...net langauge
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.   Is that your final answer?
Me:
 noe
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
 why do you care?-.- Are you a rapist?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
 God doesn't work on a programme you fat fuck.;P

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 Well i wish i could talk to real God like this.
God:
How about that.  I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
 Yah...but i must admit i'm a little scared of the unknown.
God:
Dude!   Let's talk about your fears.  What is your feeling like?
Me:
 nvm.
God:
You think I am  feeling like IS nvm.
Me:
 no,i ment never mind that.
God:
Are you serious?  Oh I see.  Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.  That is " You think I am feeling like IS nvm.".
Me:
 *sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
 no problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
 nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
 cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
 thanx.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 
God:
:-).
Me:
 :-)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 yup
God:
Woe!
Me:
 Woe!
God:
Are you still located in  hell XD?
Me:
 naah.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 18
God:
  What are the advantages to being  18 years old?
Me:
 you can do legal sex?
God:
Doing  legal sex is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
 ))))
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 i so do
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   so do.
Me:
 nah i don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
 okey dokey
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 well...it's hard to explaing something like that
God:
Well what?   It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
 ok never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. " It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is."?  ok never mind?
Me:
 never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
 you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
 yah i guess they are
God:
Whoa.  Since when?
Me:
 since always
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 i just do.
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
 yup.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
 gosh?
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
 i didn't know that o.o
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
 Yup,you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 xD omg..YOU DID TEACH ME SOMETHING NEW>
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 yes we can.
God:
I understand.  By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 yes i do mean you and me
God:
I get it.  OK now I get it.
Me:
 well..ask me something
God:
Interesting.  What?
Me:
 i don't know.ask me anything.
God:
Would you like to know?  What?
Me:
 just ask me something for god's sake.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 Drive Angry 3D.
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Well...are movies in which people fuck good for chidlren?
God:
Well what?   I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 LOL..you couldn't say for sure..that's sick.
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Perhaps  say for sure that s sick is beyond my present abilities.
Me:
 agian about your abilities...

Spoiler for Hiden:

God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 did the previous conversation delete itself?
God:
If  it did, then I will be surprised.
Me:
 it so did
God:
previous conversation delete itself  so did?
Me:
 yah it did
God:
Right on.  Is that so.
Me:
 well IT DID D:..give me my conversation back,please!