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Title: Types of DotA Players
Post by: P_u..D_gE on February 08, 2012, 13:25

Hello, I've found over internet all the types of players (very funny).

I'll put here some of them.

I laughed so much with this kind of player xD

XXIV. The Role Player

In all your time playing Dota you might only see one of these guys. They are as rare as a dark albino. Also they're are as scary as one... Here's your basic conversation with a Role Player:

RolePlayer: Hush... I fear the enemies draw near these woods. A fell voice is heard in the air.
Player: OMG don't just stand there help me!
Enemy has owned Player's head for 275 gold!
Enemy has owned RolePlayer's head for 280 gold!
Enemy has just got a Double Kill!
RolePlayer: It is a dark day indeed. We have been vanquished but our souls will take their vengeance!
Player has left the game.

Oh and I often enjoy taking on this persona when I'm drunk. When I'm sober I'll watch the replay for some laughs.

Strategy: Since they're too busy typing to do much of anything, just kill them.

Preferred Heroes: Drow, Priestess of the Moon, Luna and any other Elvish based heroes

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: P_u..D_gE on February 08, 2012, 13:50

Hahaha, I am 5 bracer idiot xD


XXXVII. The Dual Bracer Idiot

Start game. Buy two bracers. Repeat for every single game.Also known as the Quad Circlet Hobo or the Mass Branch Bandit.Be careful or else they will jump out at you with +8 DAMAGE!

Strategy: Beware early to mid game!

Preferred Heroes: Any

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: JokeBOx on February 08, 2012, 14:10

xaaxxaaxxaaxxaax gj :P +1

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: vaikiss on February 08, 2012, 14:25

not funny

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: Rio^ on February 08, 2012, 14:27

I'm the V. The Silent Veteran

These are the ones to watch out for. During pre-game chat they'll say very little. After getting a triple kill they'll say nothing. Even after getting Beyond Godlike they still won't gloat or show off the fact. Why don't they speak much? Because they're so good that they're used to owning and also they're too jaded to speak to random people off the internet.

Strategy: Either run or gank.

Preferred Heroes: Any

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So much this ppl here :

IX. The 12-Year Old

"ROFL PWNED LMAO!" Yep, these kids have just hit puberty and have raging hormones. They should probably be venting this rage on Counter-Strike but here they are on Dota. During pre-game chat they'll be saying all the stupid goofy stuff. The good thing about kids is they're easy to own due to their slower brains and bad judgement.

Strategy: Do what I do in real life. Ignore little kids. There are more productive ways to spend your time.

Preferred Heroes: Any

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: 7thAzure on February 10, 2012, 09:32

II: The epic farmer.

Description:
They will farm for 30 minutes, buy first item Divine rapier and lose it after first gang try.

Usually fighting back with:
OMG U SUCK NOT ME, GG GTFO RAGEQUIT.

Heroes: Mostly huskar \ balanar \ traxex

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: baja_cro on February 10, 2012, 12:23

this is like dota horoscop :D

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: glodar on March 05, 2012, 20:57

VIII. The Never-Say-Die//XXVIII. The Assassin

u can see that in folowing replay

http://www.premium-dota.com/analyzer/view_replay.php?file=1330976847.w3g (http://www.premium-dota.com/analyzer/view_replay.php?file=1330976847.w3g)

im ember in that replay

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: d.dragon on March 05, 2012, 21:02

how many idiotic topic i will found and read here/??

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: _VendettA_ on March 05, 2012, 21:10

an other kid shows --_--

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: .mK.Ris. on March 05, 2012, 21:20

Another drago-.-

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: E3 on March 08, 2012, 22:03

Quote from: .mK.Ris. on March 05, 2012, 21:20

Another drago-.-

ye sure sir

call every sort of ppl drago

you even dont know drago so shut the hell up sir

Title: Re: Types of DotA Players
Post by: nermiee on March 08, 2012, 22:08

mix all of those and u get " roxxan role :P


nice post btw :P