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Strategy Discussion Section => DotA Discussion => Topic started by: Sissy.Galore on October 25, 2010, 14:38

Title: Don't you just love it!
Post by: Sissy.Galore on October 25, 2010, 14:38
Let's say for example you enter a pub with a title;

-5v5 apem PRO     or
-5v5 apem NOOBS only

it doesn't matter.

How to react after this;

I am Scourge. Sentinel picks are; Doom, Medusa, Magnus, Slardar, Lanaya.

The three first picks my team mates pick are (in the first second): Sniper, Mortred, Witch doctor, the fourth player waits about one minute then picks Silencer. I am the only one who didn't pick. ROFL. And I should pick strength? ROFL? And sniper says to me; -"lal pick str omfg omfg pick Danvion. OMG he strent. :S"

I mean every single fucking game, the opposite team picks atleast 3 str heroes, and I am left in the end to pick another str. It's like this;

sniper, blood, medusa, terror, me   - them; roof, magnus, rhasta, davion, doctor
sniper, void, viper, invoker, me - them; pudge, ursa, silencer, axe, abadon
sniper, mortred, mirana, chen, me - them; slardar, gondar, nessaj, doom,venge
sniper, venge, silencer, furion, me - them; davion, razor, balanar, mortred, huskar.

how the fuck can you win this...... why dont people pick fucking strength????

Mby is just my bad luck or something, but every single game i play, in my team someone picks sniper first in the first second. And then they pick like mortred, and venge, and the fourth picks like Ancient aparition, and then they spam OMG PICK STR!!!! OMG IDIOT!!!!.

My solution is simple. Try it. Once your teams picks and there are no str heroes in it, I pick Crystal maiden with her 400 hp, and the game is over in 17th minute like yesterday. I really enjoyed.

Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: Boramir on October 25, 2010, 14:47
ehehehe... that happened to me a lot too. that part i never care: pick str OMG OMG nab..

so i pick something i can have fun.

if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy ^^
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: [MajoR] on October 25, 2010, 14:53
I had many games like that...
On some AP ... i picked 5th... an picked techie... we lost in 25 mins... but I had godlike with no suicides... cause I was very careful... didnt even dreamed about win... GG for me xD
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: dRagoLjuB on October 25, 2010, 14:54
why apem ? lol

try to play ar :)))
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: [kosarkas] on October 25, 2010, 16:18
Pffff...why do you join ap games then???Every1 wants to kill and to be GODLIKE...so most picks are to be carry or some nukers like tinker...and when they pick like this,you just take zeus and KS like hell ;D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: s4ndwitch on October 25, 2010, 16:38
Yup, a good way to limit retarded picks is playing -sd or -ar... or even better play with friends.
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: joyjoy on October 25, 2010, 17:25
yy -ap sux ;) -sd is more balanced to picks and -ar shows your luck and skill with random hero cause everybody can play trax but too little some gankers or supports and if friends or teams so -cm is the most balanced mode unfortunately nobody wants to play it
but to the topic yeah it happens to me too and even in -sd   :D
shit still happens ;D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: [kosarkas] on October 25, 2010, 19:15
so -cm is the most balanced mode unfortunately nobody wants to play it

Nobody wants to play -cm cause that would be even worse than -ap in pub games!Then there would be only 1 idiot to pick all your heroes,and probably 3 out of 5 wouldn't know how to play their role in the game...and also nobody wants to wait that long to start a game... ;D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: Mechanik on October 25, 2010, 19:29
Nah, ap is an awsome mode for pubbers in which u can train your tactic, group playing.. whowever yeah, I had thousends of such situation..
and double yeah, im doing exactly what bora said, I pick something I can have fun with, CM, goblin or other non tank hero and I say "repick if u want str hero" and I fully enjoy loosing game xD
xaxaxa Im sooooooo bad and Ivul (evil) !!!
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: [kosarkas] on October 25, 2010, 19:47
Nah, ap is an awsome mode for pubbers in which u can train your tactic, group playing.. whowever yeah, I had thousends of such situation..
and double yeah, im doing exactly what bora said, I pick something I can have fun with, CM, goblin or other non tank hero and I say "repick if u want str hero" and I fully enjoy loosing game xD
xaxaxa Im sooooooo bad and Ivul (evil) !!!

Techies is not even a hero :P :P ...but I love playin' him(Them) xD !! Got a triple kill with buriza and helm of dominator in a pub game xD ...
 auto attack

Check this out :P
http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=605460 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=605460)

and this

http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=740859 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=740859)

and techies with 2 divines at one moment xD

http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=772351 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=772351)
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: joyjoy on October 25, 2010, 23:27
so -cm is the most balanced mode unfortunately nobody wants to play it

Nobody wants to play -cm cause that would be even worse than -ap in pub games!Then there would be only 1 idiot to pick all your heroes,and probably 3 out of 5 wouldn't know how to play their role in the game...and also nobody wants to wait that long to start a game... ;D
thats why bad in pubs  ;) -cm is for clan wars or some league
so I stick to -sd mode almost never play -ap , -ar/rd sometimes ;)
and as I say enjoyjoy your (life either) game and if gg so make a nice fun with unusual pick
sometime if 4 agi carry pick 5th agi carry and if survive 30 min and farm some gold you win :D
it happened to me in few games and even in enemy team we were winning and after 30 min 5 carry beated us to spherical cube  ;D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: [kosarkas] on October 26, 2010, 00:13
Hmmmm...every game could be won if the other team fails :P  we managed to win with 5 int heroes  ???  but we had to finish really fast, like in 30 mins (not em) ... nuke nuke nuke ;D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: joyjoy on October 26, 2010, 00:21
Hmmmm...every game could be won if the other team fails :P  we managed to win with 5 int heroes  ???  but we had to finish really fast, like in 30 mins (not em) ... nuke nuke nuke ;D
yeah 30 min a magical limit for every game :D and for those unusual picks make it double ;D
yes nukes is for early game later sux  :P if not stun nukes 8)
and above at all everything is about a team ;)
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: Apple^ on October 26, 2010, 08:37
Nah, ap is an awsome mode for pubbers in which u can train your tactic, group playing.. whowever yeah, I had thousends of such situation..
and double yeah, im doing exactly what bora said, I pick something I can have fun with, CM, goblin or other non tank hero and I say "repick if u want str hero" and I fully enjoy loosing game xD
xaxaxa Im sooooooo bad and Ivul (evil) !!!

Techies is not even a hero :P :P ...but I love playin' him(Them) xD !! Got a triple kill with buriza and helm of dominator in a pub game xD ...
 auto attack

Check this out :P
http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=605460 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=605460)

and this

http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=740859 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=740859)

and techies with 2 divines at one moment xD

http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=772351 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=772351)
http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=829247 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=829247)  XaXa ;D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: XxX[Muerto]XxX on October 26, 2010, 15:31
No stress,just relax,take riki and rape bastards.
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: Cobalton on October 26, 2010, 15:43
http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=828882 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=828882)

Best game ever?
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: XenyStyle on October 26, 2010, 16:34
No stress,just relax,take riki and rape bastards.
its impossible...those nab riki users are clicking faster than u can imagine :P
played few days ago ar.got 5 ints,2 repicked in a hope for some str but got 2 int xD and not even the nukers...anyway auchetre(or w/e is his name) was so proud that he could make a triple kill with lycan with bkb xD was worth the game for making a kid happy :D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: [kosarkas] on October 26, 2010, 18:46
http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=829247 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=829247)  XaXa ;D


GG :)
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: V1ndex on October 26, 2010, 21:30
http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=828882 (http://stats.playdota.eu/?p=gameinfo&gid=828882)

Best game ever?

Lol :D they could of posted ban request for that guy :S
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: Mechanik on October 26, 2010, 21:37
They could, but I did...
he got 3 month ban... he was killing them at fountain which should be taken as hardest rule breaking ( should be perna ban) but 3 months aint bad also xD
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: [kosarkas] on October 26, 2010, 22:10
They could, but I did...
he got 3 month ban... he was killing them at fountain which should be taken as hardest rule breaking ( should be perna ban) but 3 months aint bad also xD

LOL I knew some1 would do it... :P  U so jelous... ;)  I never abused and I always finish the game as fast as I can so there's time for one more game... ;D   When the rest of the team is getting free kills, I am attacking the throne/tree with creeps or alone... :D  Whats the point in killing some1 who is weaker than you?? ::)


BTW I posted GG to techies, not to riki and akasha... just so u know! :)
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: Apple^ on October 26, 2010, 23:11
Guys , I have some idea .. Lets play against admins , and rape their asses .. :D It can be so FUNNY omg ! :D Techies Riki Wisp Rylai Lesh = paper commando = gg .. :DD Im retarded
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: XenyStyle on October 27, 2010, 00:21
Guys , I have some idea .. Lets play against admins , and rape their asses .. :D It can be so FUNNY omg ! :D Techies Riki Wisp Rylai Lesh = paper commando = gg .. :DD Im retarded
apple ur a nab xDi would pwn u even with wisp :P
anyway,there was once a match like this(dunno when or who played)but  i know that the admins,mods lost.
Read that somewhere on forum
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: AnaMIro_Eg on October 27, 2010, 11:02
Let's say for example you enter a pub with a title;

-5v5 apem PRO     or
-5v5 apem NOOBS only

it doesn't matter.

How to react after this;

I am Scourge. Sentinel picks are; Doom, Medusa, Magnus, Slardar, Lanaya.

The three first picks my team mates pick are (in the first second): Sniper, Mortred, Witch doctor, the fourth player waits about one minute then picks Silencer. I am the only one who didn't pick. ROFL. And I should pick strength? ROFL? And sniper says to me; -"lal pick str omfg omfg pick Danvion. OMG he strent. :S"

I mean every single fucking game, the opposite team picks atleast 3 str heroes, and I am left in the end to pick another str. It's like this;

sniper, blood, medusa, terror, me   - them; roof, magnus, rhasta, davion, doctor
sniper, void, viper, invoker, me - them; pudge, ursa, silencer, axe, abadon
sniper, mortred, mirana, chen, me - them; slardar, gondar, nessaj, doom,venge
sniper, venge, silencer, furion, me - them; davion, razor, balanar, mortred, huskar.

how the fuck can you win this...... why dont people pick fucking strength????

Mby is just my bad luck or something, but every single game i play, in my team someone picks sniper first in the first second. And then they pick like mortred, and venge, and the fourth picks like Ancient aparition, and then they spam OMG PICK STR!!!! OMG IDIOT!!!!.

My solution is simple. Try it. Once your teams picks and there are no str heroes in it, I pick Crystal maiden with her 400 hp, and the game is over in 17th minute like yesterday. I really enjoyed.
LOL nice one happens to me sometimes :D but when it happen i choose techies to make the game a LOSS and make my team pay for not taking STR heroes and letting me pick it  :P, also i have fun playing with Techies and a game of those idiot games I won :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: Apple^ on October 27, 2010, 14:21
Guys , I have some idea .. Lets play against admins , and rape their asses .. :D It can be so FUNNY omg ! :D Techies Riki Wisp Rylai Lesh = paper commando = gg .. :DD Im retarded
apple ur a nab xDi would pwn u even with wisp :P
anyway,there was once a match like this(dunno when or who played)but  i know that the admins,mods lost.
Read that somewhere on forum
Yep yep yep , I saw .. :D But .. Remake !! :D Match of Gods omg .. :D
Title: Re: Don't you just love it!
Post by: vaikiss on October 30, 2010, 02:47
it depends on players sometimes theres -rd game when on 26 min u have 1/1/1  and sometimes theres ap game when u have 11/2/18 on 21 min