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Unofficial Section => Offtopic => Topic started by: jeandarc on May 04, 2014, 22:48

Title: yo momma dota
Post by: jeandarc on May 04, 2014, 22:48: yo momma so fat that when she uses manta she gets 5 illusions
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Post by: jeandarc on May 04, 2014, 22:49: yo momma so fat Commy, she gave a birth to you instead of 2 twins
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Post by: XeqtR on May 04, 2014, 23:20: Yo mama's so ugly, Pudge refused her marriage proposal.
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Post by: End on May 04, 2014, 23:22: Yo momma so fat when she uses lothar, everybody still see her.
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Post by: iErnesto94 on May 04, 2014, 23:30: Yo mama so fat that pudge cannot hook her.
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Post by: ColdWorld on May 04, 2014, 23:38: Yo mama so fat that even EG cant throw her.
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Post by: jeandarc on May 04, 2014, 23:58: yo momma so fat that she is unable to use a tp
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Post by: jeandarc on May 05, 2014, 00:00: btw,

roses are red
violets are blue
i fucked your mother
and created you
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Post by: iErnesto94 on May 05, 2014, 00:14: Quote from: jeandarc on May 05, 2014, 00:00
btw,

roses are red
violets are blue
i fucked your mother
and created you
Your brain needs service asap!
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Post by: iNevermore on May 05, 2014, 00:52: Yo mamma so fat pudge hooks himself to her
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Post by: Dr.[H]ouse on May 05, 2014, 00:53: Quote from: jeandarc on May 05, 2014, 00:00
btw,

roses are red
violets are blue
i fucked your mother
and created you

bolno nepismena stoka
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Post by: zeko on May 05, 2014, 09:23: yo momma is so fat she cant fit in chronosphere
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Post by: jeandarc on May 05, 2014, 09:36: yo momma so stupid, she can't even create la.com account cuz she doesn't know how to answer to "3+1=?"
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Post by: skywolf007 on May 05, 2014, 12:11: Quote from: iErnesto94 on May 05, 2014, 00:14
Quote from: jeandarc on May 05, 2014, 00:00
btw,

roses are red
violets are blue
i fucked your mother
and created you
Your brain needs service asap!

With a hammer :)
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Post by: skywolf007 on May 05, 2014, 16:06: Yo mama is so fat when Guinsoo is cast on her she turns into Pudge.
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Post by: CalmYourTits on May 05, 2014, 16:44: Yo mama is so fat that vacuum has no effect on her
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Post by: Astaroth on May 05, 2014, 19:33: Your mother is so spatially significant that she can not even fit into Roshan's lair.
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Post by: LordDoom on May 05, 2014, 21:06: Yo mama so fat that she has 12 invenotry slots
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Post by: skywolf007 on May 05, 2014, 22:40: Yo mama so fat that she accidentally stepped on roshan and crushed him
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Post by: Jimmy on May 06, 2014, 16:35: Yo mamma soo fat Tiny can't Toss her
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Post by: Jimmy on May 06, 2014, 16:39: (http://www.playdota.com/img/art/546961/comics/f1299227094.jpg)
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Post by: jeandarc on May 06, 2014, 19:58: yo momma so fat, when she leaps she gets stuck in the air
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Post by: jeandarc on May 06, 2014, 20:08: offtopic but decent flame

<TO: "your> your friends" 0010 "commy i will fuck your mom in legion's duel
<TO: "your> your friends" 0010 "she wont be able to escape till she gets raped
Title: Re: yo momma dota
Post by: Nexxus on May 07, 2014, 08:21: Yo momma so fat, she that doesnt get silence from riki smoke
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Post by: LordDoom on November 05, 2014, 14:01: Yo mama so fat, rhasta does not have enough web to shakle her
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Post by: Jimmy on November 05, 2014, 14:34: Yo mamma so stupid, nort dont get int when he pwn her
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Post by: LordDoom on November 05, 2014, 14:37: Yo mama so fat, when Legion duels her, she eats him. xDD
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Post by: Jimmy on November 05, 2014, 14:39: Dat doesnt have sense xD
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Post by: Jimmy on November 05, 2014, 14:40: Yo mamma so fat , naga has to spend all mana pool to ensnare her !
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Post by: Bart on November 06, 2014, 12:58: yo mamma so fat, that she made account [yuma]jimmy.
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Post by: Jimmy on November 06, 2014, 13:23: what wrong with having a clan nick
Barttozo cmon , u can do a lot better than being low bro :(
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Post by: CoMMoN1337 on November 06, 2014, 14:40: Quote from: Bart on November 06, 2014, 12:58
yo mamma so fat, that she made account [yuma]jimmy.
HAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Post by: Jimmy on November 06, 2014, 15:59: You see. ^^ This is ok, i dont expect better from these type of guys.
Its all they got, i just think you can do better , or not. Whatever.
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Post by: ColdWorld on November 06, 2014, 16:07: Its ok Jimmy, yuma is good clan :D
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Post by: Jimmy on November 06, 2014, 16:18: Funny thing.
Many of the people who comment bout Yuma and stuff.

They dont get accepted by 5 random people who havent spend 10 seconds with them.
And 5 is enough to see what they are about and what persons they are.

Never been accepted into any kind of stacks,clans,groups , or whatever gathering people there is.

Sad is the fact that all they have is this. And Comments can actually tell what they are in Real Life, to some point.

Much worse is the fact that they can say whatever they want and i cant get to them, because they hide their indentiy ( from Name ,country , age , even a bloody EMAIL xD ).

And as i said, this is all they Got :( and thats fuckin sad , not bein able to relate to nothing ,beside the bad things in life, and their life is exactly like the things they relate to .
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Post by: CoMMoN1337 on November 06, 2014, 16:19: [yuma]jimmy xDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by: XeqtR on November 06, 2014, 20:07: Commy's signature with starcraft reminded me of this one :
Yo mama's so fat, when she wakes up in the morning she says "Battlecruiser operational" :D.
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Post by: cyb on November 06, 2014, 21:29: Invoker have advantage here FAT= never miss with sun strike ! :)
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Post by: CoMMoN1337 on November 07, 2014, 01:16: Quote from: XeqtR on November 06, 2014, 20:07
Commy's signature with starcraft reminded me of this one :
Yo mama's so fat, when she wakes up in the morning she says "Battlecruiser operational" :D.
:D
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Post by: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 01:54: Yo mama's so fat, she can block creeps like this
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/091/e/1/dota_creep_pileup_by_meatabex-d3cyxwq.jpg)
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Post by: guest49825 on November 07, 2014, 04:17: Quote from: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 01:54
Yo mama's so fat, she can block creeps like this
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/091/e/1/dota_creep_pileup_by_meatabex-d3cyxwq.jpg)
lolhow
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Post by: CoMMoN1337 on November 07, 2014, 05:44: Quote from: Alone_MonaX on November 07, 2014, 04:17
Quote from: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 01:54
Yo mama's so fat, she can block creeps like this
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/091/e/1/dota_creep_pileup_by_meatabex-d3cyxwq.jpg)
lolhow
Most likely furion
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Post by: iNevermore on November 07, 2014, 09:03: Quote from: CoMMoN1337 on November 07, 2014, 05:44
Quote from: Alone_MonaX on November 07, 2014, 04:17
Quote from: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 01:54
Yo mama's so fat, she can block creeps like this
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/091/e/1/dota_creep_pileup_by_meatabex-d3cyxwq.jpg)
lolhow
Most likely furion

Lol newbie <facepalm>
Title: Re: yo momma dota
Post by: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 15:44: Quote from: CoMMoN1337 on November 07, 2014, 05:44
Quote from: Alone_MonaX on November 07, 2014, 04:17
Quote from: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 01:54
Yo mama's so fat, she can block creeps like this
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/091/e/1/dota_creep_pileup_by_meatabex-d3cyxwq.jpg)
lolhow
Most likely furion
Most likely your fat momma as i said xDD She just standing under that t2 bottom twr.
(i think it is some earthshaker trick btw)
Title: Re: yo momma dota
Post by: CoMMoN1337 on November 07, 2014, 15:49: Quote from: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 15:44
Quote from: CoMMoN1337 on November 07, 2014, 05:44
Quote from: Alone_MonaX on November 07, 2014, 04:17
Quote from: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 01:54
Yo mama's so fat, she can block creeps like this
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/091/e/1/dota_creep_pileup_by_meatabex-d3cyxwq.jpg)
lolhow
Most likely furion
Most likely your fat momma as i said xDD She just standing under that t2 bottom twr.
(i think it is some earthshaker trick btw)
Quote from: iNevermore on November 07, 2014, 09:03
Quote from: CoMMoN1337 on November 07, 2014, 05:44
Quote from: Alone_MonaX on November 07, 2014, 04:17
Quote from: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 01:54
Yo mama's so fat, she can block creeps like this
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/091/e/1/dota_creep_pileup_by_meatabex-d3cyxwq.jpg)
lolhow
Most likely furion

Lol newbie <facepalm>
Es doesn't block the creeps, it just redirects them to some other place, furion does trap them and keeps them there after the trees are gone, in the same way a tiny toss does.

Silly nubs. ::)
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Post by: Lagi on November 07, 2014, 16:03: True.
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Post by: jeandarc on November 07, 2014, 23:53: Thats what she said
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Post by: guest49825 on March 12, 2018, 08:53: You momma is so fat when Kunkka uses the Ghost Ship on her, the ship bounces back

(c) Sn0w_Fl4ke
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Post by: Mara on March 19, 2018, 09:05: My Mama so Beutiful That You cant have her. :p
right @cyb? :DDDDD
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Post by: Mara on March 19, 2018, 09:21: :D for all fucking fuckers who flamed my mom!!! here is my mom :DDD
show your mom if you can!!!! :DDD
www.scarlett-team.sk/cavalier-king-charless-spaniel XD
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Post by: cyb on March 19, 2018, 09:57: I was polite all THE time. I respect; I prefer ; I love
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Post by: div.ide on March 19, 2018, 10:58: Oh, so you have a brother. Which one is you though?

On topic: Yo' momma's so fat Enigma uses her as ultimate.
Amidoinitrite?
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Post by: Mara on March 19, 2018, 13:27: Quote from: div.ide on March 19, 2018, 10:58
Oh, so you have a brother. Which one is you though?

thats our lovely dogs :) all female first is mom(left side) :) XD
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Post by: begin on March 19, 2018, 14:22: Quote from: Succubus on March 19, 2018, 09:21
:D for all fucking fuckers who flamed my mom!!! here is my mom :DDD
show your mom if you can!!!! :DDD
www.scarlett-team.sk/cavalier-king-charless-spaniel XD
wow sweet mom there :michael jackson: