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Title: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: jeandarc on June 27, 2013, 00:03
Rofl, after I saw some people making fun of me (mostly staff members) I'll make some stuff clear since apparently you're interested in it xd


Jeandarc aka LA.com "no lifer":


1. It takes no more than 6 seconds to open "this vs this" thread + to add poll;

2. It takes 2 seconds to write some random shit like "cool story bro" and press "reply" button

3. It takes about 60 seconds to open a drama thread about moderator's abuse

4. It takes about 60 seconds to open a thread and complain about the staff + maybe 20 seconds to find solid proofs

5. It takes about 3 seconds to write shits like "lol bro you have no idea, keep learning" which will grow hatred


These are my mocking materials almost daily that I use on this forum which takes no more than 5 min of my life + I enjoy it.




Moderators'/Admins' LA life:


1. Solving Ban/Unban reports every single day, I dunno for how long it takes to do that but apparently it should take a long time to solve ~30 reports delay, lmfao. Getting tired, raging on members for saying that "you're not doing your job properly" (just saying), pretty much boring in most of the times (if you are a human being). So I guess it should take about 2 hours solving reports.

2. Solving MH reports daily. Watching the replays of reported mher daily. Solving reports while having an "enemy" random motherfucking map hacker who doesn't admit that he used mh on that game but makes you even tired by opening more and more threads till ban him. Tired of watching carefully every single replay that they post, solving MH reports ~dunno how many~ daily. This should take about 2-3 hours.

3. Taking care of the forum every single day by keeping the normal threads open and deleting the retarded once every singe day. Keeping the "bad" guys away from making the other lil' pussies crying. Receiving PMs almost daily by whining children who aren't able to deal with someone on forum by their own but need to cry on some moderator. Comparing with the other jobs I can say that this is kinda more funnier to do, cuz you chat with other members, but yeah, it takes time from your real life, dunno how much tho.

4. Creating tournaments forum announce almost daily. Being there on server in order to gather players, create brackets, shutting the fuck up when others are provoking you so you won't get demoted. Losing 2-3 hours (depending on the tour) of your life almost daily to finish the tour, change the topic of the channel, announce the winner on the forum, giving the psr, giving the icon. This is one of the hardest jobs to do, it also makes you tired cuz you need to do it 2-3 hours non-stop, while in the other hand you can rest if you ban/unban mod.


This is just a simple comparison that I've made in order to reveal the light in the end of the tunnel and see who are the real no lifers here. I hope no one got offended, this is just a simple fact <3


Jean, Love and Peace.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Agov^ on June 27, 2013, 00:17
i dont know what you wanna be in your life ..
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Nistor on June 27, 2013, 00:27
jean nolifer xD
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 01:04
Hey Billie Jean! :D
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: End on June 27, 2013, 01:35
It's a hobby, dude. Deal with it.

If we didn't like what we do, why would we still be here?

It's all voluntary, we could leave whenever we want to, if we want to.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: jeandarc on June 27, 2013, 01:41
That's just another topic... This has nothing to do with your enjoyment, it has to do only with your (plural) lost time.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: End on June 27, 2013, 01:47
It's not a lost time... If you look at things like that, everything in your life is a lost time.

Putting aside hobbies and things like that, you play dota, don't you, Jean?

What is that other then a lost time?
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: jeandarc on June 27, 2013, 02:05
You're not getting the point, leave the rest alone, we're talking about the forum activity :)

Yeah, I wake up, go to bathroom, pee, wash my teeth, make a coffee, eat breakfast, study, play games etc. etc. etc. Doing every single activity takes time depending on how you're organizing your day and I'm all COOL with it and with having a hobby such as solving mh reports, ban/unban reports, I have nothing against it.

But, looking at your current situation (wasting 2 to 3 hours a day solving gaming reports, from which you have 0 profit) and in the other hand revealing yourself on the other part of the forum and calling some guy a "nolifer", that's just pathetic, especially from some newbies who decided to show off their faces and by grabbing a stick from a house which makes him cocky and doesn't know in which way to abuse it.

You're just letting your mother's milk to go out for nothing, thank GOD my days as a staff member of this forum lasted for less than a month.

I just made it clear that what they're saying is wrong, it's not like I care about their pathetic life nor their opinion but I'm just kindly telling them to back off.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: KeMCek on June 27, 2013, 03:35
Jean,
You are best tournament moderator.
You are best Failer.
You are best noob.
You are best tournament player.
Etc.

My opnion ofcourse jeandarc.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: CoMMoN1337 on June 27, 2013, 06:56
jean nolifur ! mean on forum ! waaah waaah

brb getting popcorn
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on June 27, 2013, 08:17
Jean vs. staf?
You cant compare noob kid with bunch of noob abusers and asslickers... Or am I wrong, haters?
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: .SaLiH. on June 27, 2013, 08:56
w/o jean this forum will be dead, no any funny posts no any funny threads belive me ;D
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: FU I am PeNGuiN on June 27, 2013, 09:17
well played jean
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Rocka on June 27, 2013, 10:54
Who is jean again?
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Platin on June 27, 2013, 11:00
According jeandafuck's post:

Nolifer (LA staff) : ppl who are wasting their time here with solving reports/requests

Yeslifer or whattahell (jeandarc): Having a lot of free time but using it for fapping with anime porns.

Fapping with anime porns > solving reports and contributing here ? Seems legit :P

No matter how much do you have free time jean, you're damn nolifer anime fapper :D
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: vaikiss on June 27, 2013, 11:11
life is overated
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: djupta on June 27, 2013, 12:30
I think that y need to make orange topic for jean in offtopic :P
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 15:35
mrniceguy was here

(http://data.whicdn.com/images/3990503/tumblr_l9263obx841qbjwplo1_500_thumb.png)

this thread is

(http://gifs.gifbin.com/20030430yu.gif)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: LordDoom on June 27, 2013, 16:45
Quote from: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 15:35
mrniceguy was here

(http://data.whicdn.com/images/3990503/tumblr_l9263obx841qbjwplo1_500_thumb.png)

this thread is

(http://gifs.gifbin.com/20030430yu.gif)
hahahahahha
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 17:30
Quote from: Rockafella on June 27, 2013, 10:54
Who is jean again?

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one (pro)  ;D
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: baja_cro on June 27, 2013, 18:48
jean my dear
who is making u angry
just tell me
ill put mines under his comp :D
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 19:27
Quote from: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 17:30
Quote from: Rockafella on June 27, 2013, 10:54
Who is jean again?

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one (pro)  ;D

Look whos talking ro noobo who thinks that he is a pro.

You know, I dont like you, and I m going to ban you permanently from this server just cause I can and just cause of that I dont like you.

About thread as good old goldy likes to say:

Quote from: tbk|GOLDY
Too many nerd rage here... i can smell it...


<snif> ... <snif>...


yeap...


definitely nerd rage.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 19:31
Quote from: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 19:27
Quote from: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 17:30
Quote from: Rockafella on June 27, 2013, 10:54
Who is jean again?

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one (pro)  ;D

Look whos talking ro noobo who thinks that he is a pro.

You know, I dont like you, and I m going to ban you permanently from this server just cause I can and just cause of that I dont like you.

About thread as good old goldy likes to say:

Quote from: tbk|GOLDY
Too many nerd rage here... i can smell it...


<snif> ... <snif>...


yeap...


definitely nerd rage.

Hey you, fag:
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2013/06/717362137803dd00663b8523a8ac8176_original.gif?1372247644)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 19:43
what is it monkey?

want:

(http://parilica.hr/343-large/banana.jpg)

Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Bart on June 27, 2013, 19:44
mng in ss and now powerful posts :D :D
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Blind_Joker on June 27, 2013, 19:46
iNevermore - hrml site will deffinetly work with [img] :D
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 19:46
Quote from: Bart on June 27, 2013, 19:44
mng in ss and now powerful posts :D :D

Yep, as I said:

(http://i.imgur.com/CvC6V.gif)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 19:47
Quote from: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 19:43
what is it monkey?

want:

(http://parilica.hr/343-large/banana.jpg)


Like someone likes you.. lol.
Ban me perma?
(http://narwhaler.com/original/m3/a/you-have-no-power-here-m3AN7V.jpg)

This is how I look seeing your noobish posts...
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2013/03/e08c911290baf7c347c30681489b1636_original.gif?1364563117)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 21:14
Quote from: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 19:47
Ban me perma?
(http://narwhaler.com/original/m3/a/you-have-no-power-here-m3AN7V.jpg)

(http://files.sharenator.com/internet_memes_or_youll_die_Memebase_110-s500x375-254989-580.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: maciekg9-slaveofBart on June 27, 2013, 21:18
Quote from: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 21:14
Quote from: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 19:47
Ban me perma?
(http://narwhaler.com/original/m3/a/you-have-no-power-here-m3AN7V.jpg)

(http://files.sharenator.com/internet_memes_or_youll_die_Memebase_110-s500x375-254989-580.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 21:34
Quote from: NightMare^ on June 27, 2013, 21:18
Quote from: mrNiceguy on June 27, 2013, 21:14
Quote from: iNevermore on June 27, 2013, 19:47
Ban me perma?
(http://narwhaler.com/original/m3/a/you-have-no-power-here-m3AN7V.jpg)

(http://files.sharenator.com/internet_memes_or_youll_die_Memebase_110-s500x375-254989-580.jpg)

This happens when you try to aim me.
(http://img.myepicwall.com/i/2013/06/edeea548c4a6c7989ce4921a1bc35591.gif?1372332677)


(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8494/8313830014_3bd51bb357_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on June 27, 2013, 21:37
Go argue, rename it: "mrNiceguy vs. iNevermore"
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: zgb on June 28, 2013, 13:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMmYuP-EZoM
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: FU I am PeNGuiN on June 28, 2013, 14:58
wow, image wars, when you are too retarded to make it a discussion better link random retarded stuff
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: iNevermore on June 28, 2013, 16:38
Quote from: FU I am PeNGuiN on June 28, 2013, 14:58
wow, image wars, when you are too retarded to make it a discussion better link random retarded stuff

Still better than being useless and enterning forum just to negative comment everything in sigh. Booya biacz.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: mrNiceguy on June 28, 2013, 17:39
wow, this inevermore can be intelligent when he tries very, very hard.

good booooooyyyy, come for a cookie.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: FU I am PeNGuiN on June 28, 2013, 17:53
Quote from: iNevermore on June 28, 2013, 16:38
Quote from: FU I am PeNGuiN on June 28, 2013, 14:58
wow, image wars, when you are too retarded to make it a discussion better link random retarded stuff

Still better than being useless and enterning forum just to negative comment everything in sigh. Booya biacz.
I dont always give negative comments, only to idiots
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: jeandarc on June 28, 2013, 17:57
stop spamming my important thread with useless banana images xD
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: zgb on June 28, 2013, 18:49
Quote from: FU I am PeNGuiN on June 28, 2013, 14:58
wow, image wars, when you are too retarded to make it a discussion better link random retarded stuff

Are u talking to me?
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: iNevermore on June 29, 2013, 00:59
Quote from: jeandarc on June 28, 2013, 17:57
stop spamming my important thread with useless banana images xD

Stfu nab
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY

Btw I got my first spamm warn, I feel touched  :-[
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: FU I am PeNGuiN on June 29, 2013, 10:15
Quote from: zgb on June 28, 2013, 18:49
Quote from: FU I am PeNGuiN on June 28, 2013, 14:58
wow, image wars, when you are too retarded to make it a discussion better link random retarded stuff

Are u talking to me?
no
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Astaroth on July 01, 2013, 12:01
There's difference in posting some random crap and spamming because you have nothing better to do and working on B/U/Hacks.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 03, 2013, 19:39
Let us continue !
Where is jeandarc now ? Where is staff now ?
What is jeandarc doing now ? What is staff doing now ?
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 19:56
on this topic i have no commented yet but i totally agree with jean about his argument for the LA staff which btw sucks big time
power abusers and a bunch of nabs who think they are pro just by their lvl 4001 or 6001 ...
you demoted ernesto and you think la is clear now?
WELL U ARE NOT
and ye we may be nolifers but there is a big difference between la staff nolifer and dota player nolifer
u just lost yourself in some request sad, u cannot be found anymore.
!locked

Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Platin on November 03, 2013, 20:09
Quote from: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 19:56
you demoted ernesto and you think la is clear now?

Don't talk about things which you have no clue with that at all. Btw this topic is not locked :)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 20:15
ye you demoted for inactivity
btw u can't hide the private section of the forum from me tho... im a hacker
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Platin on November 03, 2013, 20:30
Sure.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 20:33
never question a skills before u get the know the person.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Rocka on November 03, 2013, 20:34
iks de
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 03, 2013, 20:37
Rocka pls stop spamming or i'll have to warn you.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 20:37

Quote from: Rockafella on November 03, 2013, 20:34
iks de
here you go the very useless no.1 of the top 20 useless admin on la ever rocka gave a very useless spam comments
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: maciekg9-slaveofBart on November 03, 2013, 21:39
Stfu cunts, dont spam in jeans topic
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 21:53
Quote from: NightMare^ on November 03, 2013, 21:39
Stfu cunts, dont spam in jeans topic

or else? :D

ps : this is not spam. fuck off
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Rocka on November 04, 2013, 16:56
Quote from: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 20:37

Quote from: Rockafella on November 03, 2013, 20:34
iks de
here you go the very useless no.1 of the top 20 useless admin on la ever rocka gave a very useless spam comments
I'm sorry, the iks de was just me laughing at your poor English grammar.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Pulcher on November 04, 2013, 18:27
Quote from: Rockafella on November 04, 2013, 16:56
Quote from: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 20:37

Quote from: Rockafella on November 03, 2013, 20:34
iks de
here you go the very useless no.1 of the top 20 useless admin on la ever rocka gave a very useless spam comments
I'm sorry, the iks de was just me laughing at your poor English grammar.
im so sorry for that, but english is my third language and i still think that i can be better on gramar tour 1v1 vs you lol.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Astaroth on November 04, 2013, 18:46
Quote from: Pulcher on November 03, 2013, 20:15
ye you demoted for inactivity
btw u can't hide the private section of the forum from me tho... im a hacker
We can hide it. The lack of your informations is the proof.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Rocka on November 04, 2013, 18:59
Sure you can, keep on dreaming babe
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Pulcher on November 04, 2013, 19:00
im not ur babe bitch.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 04, 2013, 19:01
sup. btw i dont know ehere to ask and i dont wanna to open a new topic for it. so i ask it right here.
there was an announce entering la channel on realm. !recruiting for a new mh admins". id like to try. wheeres my application form ?
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: XeqtR on November 04, 2013, 19:10
begin, the mh reqcruitment will start on channel neverland, where you have to send /w to notevenin1000years or if he's not online try /w nofuckingwayinhell.
Gl mate, I hope you make it in the MH crew.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 04, 2013, 21:01
Since I don't wanna provoke to get muted I just say, you bad. Not a funny. Noob.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: XeqtR on November 04, 2013, 21:07
Quote from: Sp3ctrum on November 04, 2013, 21:01
Since I don't wanna provoke to get muted I just say, you bad. Not a funny. Noob.
But it's funny mate, come on, give me +1, I know you liked it <3
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Blind_Joker on November 04, 2013, 21:18
Quote from: Sp3ctrum on Today at 03:02 PM
Quote
So. Can I be a mh mod ? Ty


Promoted
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 04, 2013, 21:20
Idk I asked seriously, there's a "recruitment for mh mods" announce on la channel. I have no idea why u all are making fun of me. I feel sad and alone  :'(
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Rocka on November 04, 2013, 21:40
Quote from: XeqtR on November 04, 2013, 19:10
begin, the mh reqcruitment will start on channel neverland, where you have to send /w to notevenin1000years or if he's not online try /w nofuckingwayinhell.
Gl mate, I hope you make it in the MH crew.
XDDDD
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 04, 2013, 21:43
Su u stupid f*cks don't make me insult you! :(
Btw rocka this is the last warning before I send u a warn for spamming! Beware
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: XeqtR on November 04, 2013, 22:18
Rocka please listen to his advice, this sp3ctrum is a hacker, he can make your PC bitch slap you if he wants to.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Pulcher on November 04, 2013, 22:41
scpectrum iq is bigger then all ur dicks together
so you can say whatever u want to , but u are still lil monkeys.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 05, 2013, 08:59
Still waiting for the aplication form...
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: jeandarc likes sucking dicks on November 05, 2013, 09:56
spectruiomion you need more buttlicking skills to become mod, please practice more, you are almost there.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 05, 2013, 10:03
U could teach me with ur ss "top" 5. And it's not buttlicking I am asking. I see no reason why there's that announce then.
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: lagabuser123 on November 05, 2013, 10:18
noob is noob
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: Rocka on November 05, 2013, 18:47
Quote from: Pulcher on November 04, 2013, 22:41
scpectrum iq is bigger then all ur dicks together
so you can say whatever u want to , but u are still lil monkeys.
than*
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: mrNiceguy on November 05, 2013, 18:55
yozz

(http://static.igre123.net/slike/46097-12175/wassap-wazzhup.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on November 06, 2013, 10:54
Quote from: Blind_Joker on November 04, 2013, 21:18
Quote from: Sp3ctrum on Today at 03:02 PM
Quote
So. Can I be a mh mod ? Ty


Promoted
I belive there occured mistake, since I can't see my title of "mh mod." Go fix it. Here goes the list of my character:
1. A good guy
2. A spammer
3. A very active guy
4. The best dota player
5. An awesome guy
6. A sexi guy
7. A spammer
8. A mannered guy
9. I don't insult
10. Very active member
11. A spammer
This ^
I'm awaiting the promotion, ty. :)
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: jeandarc likes sucking dicks on November 06, 2013, 11:23
12. buttlicker
Title: Re: Jeandarc vs LA Staff
Post by: jeandarc likes sucking dicks on November 06, 2013, 11:46
sry for double post


btw, spectrumion, I also posted mh mod request XD

we will both become partners omg <333333