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Unofficial Section => Offtopic => Topic started by: Bart on September 19, 2013, 16:34

Title: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Bart on September 19, 2013, 16:34
CoMMoN1337 is my light, he opens my path! If you want to join this up-coming religion you need to first chant this pray every morning and evening for 10days and you will start winning games in dota:
"CoMMoN1337 who arth in heaven,
hallowed be your mouse.
thy mercy come,
thy draft be done,
in pubs, as it is in tours.
Give us this day our daily dota,
and forgive us our inferior tactics,
as we also have forgiven those less skilled.(whole xpam)
And lead us not into spectrum'skills
but deliver us #TI4,

Amen"

Now my story how it happened:

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a CoMMoN1337 follower. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Romania; home of the greatest CoMMoN1337. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a CoMMoN1337 yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest CoMMoN1337 follower.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: maciekg9-slaveofBart on September 19, 2013, 19:17
All Hail the greatest CoMMoN1337, master of dota, our Shepherd and Savior. Pray to our new C-God and your past will be forgotten and the new, better dota perspectives will become opened for ya.


Open your hears and follow our great lord, worship him, beg for his mercy. It is as genuine as it can get. Those who use the name of our God as a joke will be dealt with justly. Open your minds and belive in our one and only God.


"Ye, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil: for CoMMoN1337 is with me"
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2uh4jzd.jpg)
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Astaroth on September 20, 2013, 09:45
Imo NightMare^ !deny, too many awards.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 14:16
!denied 2/10
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Bart on September 20, 2013, 17:03
Sp3ctrum go out of this place, u aint even worthy of:
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C-GOD forever!
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: iNevermore on September 20, 2013, 17:16
Some meny zero numbers, almsot as much as numer of fucks I give:D
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 17:38
numer
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: CoMMoN1337 on September 20, 2013, 18:03
Quote from: Bart on September 20, 2013, 17:03
Sp3ctrum go out of this place, u aint even worthy of:
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C-GOD forever!
Needs more zeros.
Quote from: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 17:38
numer
Did you fix your pc yet ?
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 19:55
tomorrow 100% fixed, time for dotting

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: iNevermore on September 20, 2013, 19:57
^ Apem noobs fast!
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 19:58
come vs me anytime, prick.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: iNevermore on September 20, 2013, 20:02
You will act same as common if you lose?
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:03
Quote from: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 19:58
come vs me anytime, prick.
I agree
Quote from: iNevermore on September 20, 2013, 20:02
You will act same as common if you lose?
Since he will lose 100% he will act the same.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:05
I remember you crying on skype to get a chance to play alongside me, pathetic cunt.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:08
Quote from: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:05
I remember you crying on skype to get a chance to play alongside me, pathetic cunt.
LOL reallg where you find these jokes
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:19
don't make me open skype and take ss, pls don't make me bother that much.

i'm eating some tasty chicken meat with coke, why do you want to ruin my enjoyment
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:21
O.o traaaashtaaaalk
Take ss pls ty
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:22
why the fuck do you want me to open the motherfucking skype, im way too fucking lazy to even more my fingers to respond to your lil' damaged brain thoughts
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: T-Bag on September 20, 2013, 20:24
hmm, seems like Jean is already acting same as Common....walki-talki nothing proven...
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:24
Priority n1. Learn to type
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:26
i've already proven myself that i'm the best
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:30
Yup, you've proven ur brain damaged, I agree
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:32
hahhahaha the funny part of these lil' young adults is that when they are out of idea all they can write is a piece of senseless shit, be more creative

jean > infinity lil' members
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:34
Quote from: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:32
hahhahaha the funny part of these lil' young adults is that when they are out of idea all they can write is a piece of senseless shit, be more creative

jean > infinity lil' members
That's exactly your case
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:35
go to bed
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: iNevermore on September 20, 2013, 20:37
Quote from: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:32
hahhahaha the funny part of these lil' young adults is that when they are out of idea all they can write is a piece of senseless shit, be more creative

jean > infinity lil' members

Hypocrite detected.
You need to check jean the meaning of this word and start using it in your next posts. You do this all  the time, faggit.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:38
Be more creative you fruitcake
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:39
you are way too low to understand the meanings of my sentences, learn lecture, lil' cunts
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:41
You're a retard. Did you get my sentence? R-tard. Go learn lecture
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:43
as i said before, my sentences have more than one meaning, read my sentences over and over again to get to the point
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:45
Try google word "retard"
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:47
hahahhaha i can see that you're out of ideas of doing the impossible - outposting jean

be more creative

jean > infinity lil' pricks
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:50
Quote from: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:47
hahahhaha i can see that you're out of ideas of doing the impossible - outposting jean

be more creative

jean > infinity lil' pricks
I admire you. You were able to tell shit in 3 sentences. SHIT. Also known as S.H.I.T.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:51
hhhahahahahha out of ideas, is "shit" all you can say, lil' prick

jean > infinity lil' cunts
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:53
Wow you're also able to repeat SHIT after urself, such a great achievement
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 20:55
unlike you lil' pricks i'm able to write a sentence which has more than a single mean, which is obviously impossible to be understood for your lil' damaged brains

sry for raising my level too much, next time i wont use too much of my powers

pls accept my apologize
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 20:57
you were able to express SHIT in 4 sentences. Ladies and gentleman, new record!
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 21:01
again, rating my unbeaten sentences, be more creative

jeandarc > infinity lil' pricks
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 21:06
So me > you?
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 21:07
one does not sinply compare jeandarc with someone else

jeandarc = infinity
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 21:08
So me > you?
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 21:09
i'm listen and read only facts, you lil bla-bla won't have effect on me, lil' cunt
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 21:12
So me > you?
you're getting mad?
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 21:14
go to bed

XD
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 21:15
Me > you
ur annoying
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 21:15
go to bed

i will go pee, brb
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 21:16
Me > you
 
pro spoiler u
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 21:18
you should be honored to be talking with me
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 21:19
I feel honored to scare you from playing 1v1
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: jeandarc on September 20, 2013, 21:20
read latest common's posts, you lil' cunt

you are not even worthy of my time
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 20, 2013, 21:21
Yup, his last words are lame excuses after getting pwned
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Astaroth on September 21, 2013, 19:30
jeandarc muted for insulting.

me > lil jean
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: baja_cro on September 22, 2013, 19:08
Quote from: Astaroth on September 21, 2013, 19:30
jeandarc muted for insulting.

me > lil jean
how long ?
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Astaroth on September 22, 2013, 20:12
Until someone from Forum Crew unmutes him. I'm not gonna do it.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 22, 2013, 20:33
Hi LexMonster, how are you [DO NOT UNMUTE JEAN]. Was my pleasure talking to you
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: LexMonster on September 23, 2013, 00:30
Quote from: Sp3ctrum on September 22, 2013, 20:33
Hi LexMonster, how are you [DO NOT UNMUTE JEAN]. Was my pleasure talking to you
i fell in temptation now  :(
btw, reverse psychology always works  ;D
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Bart on September 23, 2013, 10:33
hi forum mods, delete that shit low fuckin useless conversation between 2 wannabies, who sux at dota and always will from this topic, and only let c-god to forgive them as he forgives their noob mid chat hero.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Sway on September 23, 2013, 11:21
nerds gone wild  ;D
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: LordDoom on September 23, 2013, 14:29
Nerd wars  :-X
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 23, 2013, 15:32
Nvm I won, he's muted :)
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: baja_cro on September 23, 2013, 16:23
Quote from: Astaroth on September 22, 2013, 20:12
Until someone from Forum Crew unmutes him. I'm not gonna do it.
dont be bad body
ban him 2 weeks or smth like that
if he doesnt learn lesson after ban
then u do as u want
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 23, 2013, 16:33
He spams with other accs anyway so where's the point?
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: iNevermore on September 23, 2013, 19:04
Yeah because Ive got my punish also. Because im such a spammer...  :-X
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Astaroth on September 23, 2013, 22:01
Well, jean has 13 warning for spamming...
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 23, 2013, 22:17
How many have I?
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Astaroth on September 23, 2013, 23:21
For spamming? Only 3.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: dRagoLjuB on September 24, 2013, 00:10
why the hell such losers get a topic
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: baja_cro on September 24, 2013, 08:43
Quote from: Astaroth on September 23, 2013, 22:01
Well, jean has 13 warning for spamming...
;D

do i have warn 4 spamming ?

Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Astaroth on September 24, 2013, 09:25
You have 2 warns for spamming and 5 warns for using other language than English.

I'm sorry for bringing your "personal stuff" here, but warn for "requesting hacks on forum" sounds funny ;D
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Bart on September 24, 2013, 12:14
I woke up today, instead of eating, i download 100replays of common sf.. now im studying i feel im much better already.

Thank you Common-sama.
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: baja_cro on September 24, 2013, 14:36
Quote from: Astaroth on September 24, 2013, 09:25
You have 2 warns for spamming and 5 warns for using other language than English.

I'm sorry for bringing your "personal stuff" here, but warn for "requesting hacks on forum" sounds funny ;D

7 warns, lucky me :D

about that requesting hacks .. i wanted 2 make MH tour, and get locked topic and warned ...
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: Astaroth on September 24, 2013, 16:59
You also have warn for insulting :P
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: rocka's#1fanboy on September 24, 2013, 17:00
i have also for family related flame. till today no idea what for
Title: Re: CoMMoN1337 fanboy club
Post by: baja_cro on September 24, 2013, 18:24
Quote from: Astaroth on September 24, 2013, 16:59
You also have warn for insulting :P
i got it when i flamed rocka in staff area