LagAbuse.com

Unofficial Section => Humor => Topic started by: dRagoLjuB on December 04, 2012, 00:04

Title: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: dRagoLjuB on December 04, 2012, 00:04
Everyone is allowed to post here, as topic says : " Funny Un-/Ban -requests"

I ll start with this one :
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,120088.0.html#msg412503

I hope this topic wont die :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BLOODYALBOZ on December 04, 2012, 00:08
spammer :D

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,67433.msg412562/topicseen.html#new

^^ :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ColdWorld on December 04, 2012, 01:51
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,116854.msg400890.html#msg400890
Amazing 2 psr :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: mrNiceguy on December 08, 2012, 15:42
dragoljub stop killing my thread :(
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on December 08, 2012, 18:05
This was kinda funny
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,120443.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: hot10000 on December 08, 2012, 21:15
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,120445.0.html
lmao
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: tempas1 on December 12, 2012, 08:48
lol
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BLOODYALBOZ on December 16, 2012, 16:36
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,121157.0.html

lol
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: pro.DotAserbia on December 18, 2012, 17:47
Look this,one of beter mh reports!  ;D  ;D  ;D
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,121336.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: OspreY on December 22, 2012, 17:38
Loled hard  ;D ;D ;D just check the "pro" stats
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,121603.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: zxcv on December 24, 2012, 03:04
http://176.9.26.177/forum/index.php/topic,121682.msg418509.html#msg418509

 :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: dRagoLjuB on December 24, 2012, 18:14
please stop using 179.9 ... ip adress , use the url : lagabuse.com

thanks
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: iErnesto94 on December 26, 2012, 03:24
THE BEST UNBAN REQUEST EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,121969.0.html

pretty honest xa ?
+1 if u like it
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BLOODYALBOZ on December 26, 2012, 03:27
loled hard at that guy ahhaha :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: iErnesto94 on December 26, 2012, 03:39
Im pretty weird to see the moderators decision . Will he get forum warning or unbanned??
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BLOODYALBOZ on December 26, 2012, 03:49
Im pretty weird to see the moderators decision . Will he get forum warning or unbanned??

well he can get warn for lying  in unban req and ofc he's req will/can be denied :P if he was lying ..
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: [Yuma]Psihijatar on December 26, 2012, 04:22
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH PROOF HAHAHHAHAHAHAh
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BLOODYALBOZ on December 26, 2012, 04:28
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH PROOF HAHAHHAHAHAHAh

yeah if he gives proof he will get  unbanned :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: brad_hawk on December 27, 2012, 09:37
lool proof  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: GREED on January 02, 2013, 22:52
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,122574.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Dread^Lord on January 03, 2013, 02:21
I bought the entire game wards and at the end one player report me for that  ;D
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,122590.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Shoot.2.Death on January 03, 2013, 16:12
check this out,Look at his second reply  ;D

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,116190.msg398593.html#msg398593

Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: hot10000 on January 03, 2013, 16:48
it was already posted
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BLOODYALBOZ on January 27, 2013, 04:07
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,124325.0/topicseen.html
5.
he got pissed at bara for no reason and said stuff about hes mom, and also sold all items and buyed shitload of sentry wards, with wich he draw a penis on ground
a dick ahahahahahahaha epic :D what reply time it is? need to watch it aahaha
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ColdWorld on January 27, 2013, 07:04
My ubnan req is best ever. I'm still sad  :(
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Natura Sonoris on January 27, 2013, 07:51
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,124325.0/topicseen.html
5.
he got pissed at bara for no reason and said stuff about hes mom, and also sold all items and buyed shitload of sentry wards, with wich he draw a penis on ground
a dick ahahahahahahaha epic :D what reply time it is? need to watch it aahaha
watch after 30 min. probably he do that after offence and upload screenshoot  ;D
4: When rule(s) were broken?
30:26   RunForrestGump   [Allies]   mamu ti je.........

I used to make Nazi signs with techie mines ( it was a joke , nothing personal )
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on January 27, 2013, 14:14
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,124325.0/topicseen.html
5.
he got pissed at bara for no reason and said stuff about hes mom, and also sold all items and buyed shitload of sentry wards, with wich he draw a penis on ground
Imo give him GFX rank :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: zxcv on January 27, 2013, 15:07
  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SaintKnight on January 30, 2013, 07:50
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,124325.0/topicseen.html
5.
he got pissed at bara for no reason and said stuff about hes mom, and also sold all items and buyed shitload of sentry wards, with wich he draw a penis on ground
hahahahhahaha
btw icy i remember your swastikas xDDDD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: dRagoLjuB on February 02, 2013, 20:09
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,124325.0/topicseen.html
5.
he got pissed at bara for no reason and said stuff about hes mom, and also sold all items and buyed shitload of sentry wards, with wich he draw a penis on ground
WHGAHAHAHAHAHA :DDD EPIIIC :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: GREED on February 03, 2013, 00:59
Icy and I have recived decent FU sign. it looked nice before icy started to destroy it.
ppl coldnt handle icy-pro-nevermore so they said they will write report.
report never occured but i dont wonna delete this SS; it would be epic ban report
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/2429/fuckyouf.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/fuckyouf.png/)

Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on February 03, 2013, 01:09
ahahahahaha ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BLOODYALBOZ on February 03, 2013, 01:15
Icy and I have recived decent FU sign. it looked nice before icy started to destroy it.
ppl coldnt handle icy-pro-nevermore so they said they will write report.
report never occured but i dont wonna delete this; it would be epic ban report
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/2429/fuckyouf.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/fuckyouf.png/)


ahahahahah epic :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: brad_hawk on February 03, 2013, 20:38
Icy and I have recived decent FU sign. it looked nice before icy started to destroy it.
ppl coldnt handle icy-pro-nevermore so they said they will write report.
report never occured but i dont wonna delete this SS; it would be epic ban report
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/2429/fuckyouf.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/fuckyouf.png/)


hahahaha :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on February 28, 2013, 16:46
From MH report, Dread^Lord's answer:
thnx for help
np  ;) thank you for reporting yourself !
a.michels !permabanned

I lol'd

+1, Lord  ;D


http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127373.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Dread^Lord on February 28, 2013, 18:23
From MH report, Dread^Lord's answer:
thnx for help
np  ;) thank you for reporting yourself !
a.michels !permabanned

I lol'd

+1, Lord  ;D


http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127373.0.html
;D
I could not believe that he report himself  :D and mega game -> Symphony of Fog-Clicks Vol.3  ;)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ColdWorld on February 28, 2013, 19:42
Symphony of Fog-Clicks Vol.3 just do it bro, I'm retired :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: stefaN^ on February 28, 2013, 22:16
Icy and I have recived decent FU sign. it looked nice before icy started to destroy it.
ppl coldnt handle icy-pro-nevermore so they said they will write report.
report never occured but i dont wonna delete this SS; it would be epic ban report
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/2429/fuckyouf.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/fuckyouf.png/)

LOL :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: stefaN^ on March 01, 2013, 20:19
From MH report, Dread^Lord's answer:
thnx for help
np  ;) thank you for reporting yourself !
a.michels !permabanned
hahahahahah :D

I lol'd

+1, Lord  ;D


http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127373.0.html
;D
I could not believe that he report himself  :D and mega game -> Symphony of Fog-Clicks Vol.3  ;)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SurGeoN on March 02, 2013, 23:57
lol'ed hard with this request http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127559.0.html
T_Bag (http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=741) why dont ban players that accept their mh?anyway im not trying to defend that guy,im just saying  ;)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on March 04, 2013, 17:19
What MH? Where?
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SurGeoN on March 04, 2013, 19:31
What MH? Where?
he saw word "cheating"  8)
no.the guy who is banned on that link was just kidding with him and he got ban.now im asking moderator here why dont ban guys that accept their mh.its same think bcs saying something its not cheat.i hope u are more clear now.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on March 04, 2013, 19:38
Actually I still don't get that ;D

I can't find any mention about MH in that topic nor in that game...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SurGeoN on March 04, 2013, 19:50
Actually I still don't get that ;D
I can't find any mention about MH in that topic nor in that game...
exist a rule about that ban or not?bcs i dont think that it is a cheat.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on March 04, 2013, 19:55
If you mean rule 5d, yes, there is rule 5d.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SurGeoN on March 04, 2013, 20:03
If you mean rule 5d, yes, there is rule 5d.
i know that exist but is not specified.anyway forget about it.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SurGeoN on March 04, 2013, 20:05
oh i just saw it.i though i know all rules very well  :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: djupta on March 06, 2013, 21:05
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127773.0.html
This was funy to me check, regards.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Dread^Lord on March 06, 2013, 21:11
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127773.0.html
This was funy to me check, regards.

You mean this  ::)
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127768.msg440732.html#msg440732
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: djupta on March 07, 2013, 00:17
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127773.0.html
This was funy to me check, regards.

You mean this  ::)
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127768.msg440732.html#msg440732
yy xaxaxa  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: 21^Blok on March 12, 2013, 23:00
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,128345.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: 21^Blok on March 12, 2013, 23:01
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,128343.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: GREED on March 13, 2013, 22:59
 link  (http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,128413.0.html[/url)

"when offence occured?"

- "Time 9 : 00 pm - 9 : 45 pm on Turkish Time."
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: stele on March 22, 2013, 19:15
my funnyest translate ever  ;D
wiccked
psysoul
family related flame

60:21    psysoul    [Allies]    da ti eub sestru u picku
60:23    psysoul    [Allies]    nepismenu

translation?
translation?
fuck your illiterate sister in pussy
I'm almost insulted moderator  :P
hhhahahahaah
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: [Yuma]Psihijatar on March 23, 2013, 06:54
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127280.msg438756.html#msg438756
XD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: f0rest^ on March 24, 2013, 21:18
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127280.msg438756.html#msg438756
XD
hahah trolololo
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: NijeHtelo on March 24, 2013, 21:43
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127280.msg438756.html#msg438756
XD
hahah trolololo
lolz  :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: 21^Blok on March 24, 2013, 21:47
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,127280.msg438756.html#msg438756
XD
hahah trolololo
lolz  :D

omg :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: 21^Blok on March 31, 2013, 17:15
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,130028.0.html   :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: LEGEN-WAIT-DARY on March 31, 2013, 17:18
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,130028.0.html   :D
hahahahha +1
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: GREED on April 21, 2013, 15:38
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,131638.msg456343.html#msg456343

and little later he had to go to school coz his dad told him to do so :P

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,131643.msg456355.html#msg456355
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Bl[A]De on April 21, 2013, 17:09
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,131638.msg456343.html#msg456343

and little later he had to go to school coz his dad told him to do so :P

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,131643.msg456355.html#msg456355


hahah , epic :)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: TITANS7LE on April 21, 2013, 17:59
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,131653.0.html

he wanted to unban but result was too different :D:D ahsadhaha
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on April 21, 2013, 23:48
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,131653.0.html

he wanted to unban but result was too different :D:D ahsadhaha
I actually removed his autoban, just as he asked me to  :)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: the_feeder on April 22, 2013, 00:04
i've just posted this replay....gosh guys really..there're weird beings in the world u_u
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,131840.0.html

he's maybe the most wanted guy on lagabuse toghether with 'Muffu the Finnish'
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ColdWorld on April 22, 2013, 00:11
i've just posted this replay....gosh guys really..there're weird beings in the world u_u
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,131840.0.html

he's maybe the most wanted guy on lagabuse toghether with 'Muffu the Finnish'
Only funny thing in this story is actually your post. There are players with low/mid/high skill, so you just want perma ban for guy with low dota skill.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: the_feeder on April 22, 2013, 11:05
no man..1/17 and at minute 40 only items tangoes and a staff of wizardy without item selling or destroy it's not low skill,it's no skill..it's called game ruining. if u check other replays he thinks that boots are optional,if he won't be banned,i'll never play with him again so not a big problem,but he will ruins games of people that don't know to don't play with him.

u right btw..there's nothing fun in retarded people,sorry for this XD lol
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: TITANS7LE on April 22, 2013, 14:41
no man..1/17 and at minute 40 only items tangoes and a staff of wizardy without item selling or destroy it's not low skill,it's no skill..it's called game ruining. if u check other replays he thinks that boots are optional,if he won't be banned,i'll never play with him again so not a big problem,but he will ruins games of people that don't know to don't play with him.

u right btw..there's nothing fun in retarded people,sorry for this XD lol

Game name was ''ap eu noobs +1 rly #3'' in this game   ''  http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5016400 ''

So there is not problem .. this play is noob , game is noob game..

Why are you still  trying your chance ?

Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: LEGEN-WAIT-DARY on April 22, 2013, 14:46
no man..1/17 and at minute 40 only items tangoes and a staff of wizardy without item selling or destroy it's not low skill,it's no skill..it's called game ruining. if u check other replays he thinks that boots are optional,if he won't be banned,i'll never play with him again so not a big problem,but he will ruins games of people that don't know to don't play with him.

u right btw..there's nothing fun in retarded people,sorry for this XD lol

Game name was ''ap eu noobs +1 rly #3'' in this game   ''  http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5016400 ''

So there is not problem .. this play is noob , game is noob game..

Why are you still  trying your chance ?
He needs posts and he is bored.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: the_feeder on April 22, 2013, 19:10
it doesn't matter if he's noob and RETARD AS HELL,he's game ruiner..intentional or not..he usually ruin the game he plays. so it's bannable imho. there's intentionally feeding ban..not intentionally game ruining ban..just GAME RUINING and this guy RUINED THAT GAME or he owned hard and made his team win? what do u call him? game ruler? game powner? i call him game ruiner..say me if i'm wrong come on! -.-
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ColdWorld on April 22, 2013, 19:18
it doesn't matter if he's noob and RETARD AS HELL,he's game ruiner..intentional or not..he usually ruin the game he plays. so it's bannable imho. there's intentionally feeding ban..not intentionally game ruining ban..just GAME RUINING and this guy RUINED THAT GAME or he owned hard and made his team win? what do u call him? game ruler? game powner? i call him game ruiner..say me if i'm wrong come on! -.-
ur nothing better.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on April 22, 2013, 19:50
I'll quote myself:
We have to distinguish game ruining and game ruining on purpose.

Everyone fails sometimes but nobody will be banned for it.

We can't ban anyone for low skill or no DotA knowledge. If we would, I could ban at least 6 or 7 players from every noob game - by picking 5 carries the game is ruined before it actually starts.
Or you can ruin the game by picking carry even tho you can't last hit...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: LEGEN-WAIT-DARY on April 22, 2013, 20:17
one does not simply quote himself.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: the_feeder on April 22, 2013, 20:52
ok guys we've differents points of view XD stop speacking or that retard and go on with other funny stuff every time i speack about him i'm quite irritaded..lol
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: courierpower on April 22, 2013, 21:40
it doesn't matter if he's noob and RETARD AS HELL,he's game ruiner..intentional or not..he usually ruin the game he plays. so it's bannable imho. there's intentionally feeding ban..not intentionally game ruining ban..just GAME RUINING and this guy RUINED THAT GAME or he owned hard and made his team win? what do u call him? game ruler? game powner? i call him game ruiner..say me if i'm wrong come on! -.-
about the stuff about boots, i think he makes tranquil all the times maybe thats why its empty in slot 1 but no boots in stats page :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ColdWorld on April 22, 2013, 21:43
I feel so bad when you speack.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: the_feeder on April 23, 2013, 00:20
it doesn't matter if he's noob and RETARD AS HELL,he's game ruiner..intentional or not..he usually ruin the game he plays. so it's bannable imho. there's intentionally feeding ban..not intentionally game ruining ban..just GAME RUINING and this guy RUINED THAT GAME or he owned hard and made his team win? what do u call him? game ruler? game powner? i call him game ruiner..say me if i'm wrong come on! -.-
about the stuff about boots, i think he makes tranquil all the times maybe thats why its empty in slot 1 but no boots in stats page :D

hahaha it could be :))
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: LEGEN-WAIT-DARY on April 23, 2013, 19:54
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,79184.0.html  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: 21^Blok on April 23, 2013, 20:02
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,79184.0.html  ;D

omgg hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahah xD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on April 23, 2013, 20:14
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,79184.0.html  ;D
Look who saw Jingle's sig  :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ColdWorld on April 23, 2013, 20:27
sry but I'm still boss around here:
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,117368.msg402526.html#msg402526
 ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Blind_Joker on April 23, 2013, 20:34
I remember I saw 9/10 and also 10/10 once. but it was in year 2011 - ofc TR AREM
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ColdWorld on April 23, 2013, 20:43
I remember I saw 9/10 and also 10/10 once. but it was in year 2011 - ofc TR AREM
I think it was in WhatTheHell signature or Wanted, not sure :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: div.ide on April 23, 2013, 21:20
10/10? Never heard about that. Links please :D There were at least several 9/10 though.

The last guy playing with 9 cheaters shuold get some sort of award :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Platin on April 24, 2013, 23:31
10/10? Never heard about that. Links please :D There were at least several 9/10 though.

The last guy playing with 9 cheaters shuold get some sort of award :D

Don't underestimate TR players about this, don't :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: WhatTheHell on April 25, 2013, 15:59
Yeah it was in my signature.Personally also i banned 9/10 people but it was long time ago  ;D the one which was in my signature was solved by bronhi.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Platin on May 02, 2013, 22:29
Ok guys; we have a winner:

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,132661.0.html

:D :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BLOODYALBOZ on May 02, 2013, 22:48
Ok guys; we have a winner:

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,132661.0.html

:D :D
:DD

btw who merged topic ? and made me look like a spammer ? :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: mrNiceguy on May 02, 2013, 23:05
Ok guys; we have a winner:

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,132661.0.html

:D :D

(http://www.1-love-quotes.com/static/managed_images/A2/A23F3BD6-6A0F-11E1-807B-A1208CF954C3.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on May 03, 2013, 14:06
Ahahahahaha ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: mrNiceguy on May 04, 2013, 09:27
and here he is wanted to be smart

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,132684.0.html

Oh those optimists >.< :D.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: zeko on May 09, 2013, 18:45
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,133245.0.html

rofl,he wanted "warns" to be removed he ended up being permabanned
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: the_feeder on May 09, 2013, 20:45
trololol  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: the_feeder on May 13, 2013, 10:34
this is what happened to me LMFAO: hhaha sorry for my typical asshole style of writing..u know i'm a dick,lol XD

anyway..here's the pearl! :D

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,133398.msg462934.html#msg462934


the moron posted a ban request couse we votekicked him couse he was uberstealing all the fkn game....actually we could have been all banned for bot abuse ( i didn't know that votekick someone was a bot abuse btw..)

but here the surpriseeee!! i played another game in the same day and he picked tinker again...i noticed he was picking all the fkn runes wierdly so after the game i checked replay and noticed he was mher :)) xaxax so i replied on his ban request that he was votekicked couse he was a mher!!! rofl..we saved our asses and he was permabanned on kinda 15 accounts he had! XD LMFAO it made my day
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: the_feeder on May 13, 2013, 10:35
oh i forgot..this is what i posted after his ban request! XD
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,133409.msg462930.html#msg462930
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: De_Inferno on May 14, 2013, 21:04
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,120445.0.html
lmao
But hes a moderator now too ._.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: dRagoLjuB on May 15, 2013, 00:41
hihihihi its like
you suck you need me
okaj :d
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: djupta on May 24, 2013, 22:41
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,134247.0.html
 ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: pHu^^thAi on May 25, 2013, 08:05
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,134247.0.html
 ;D

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: KEEP^^SMILING on May 25, 2013, 08:29
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,134247.0.html
 ;D

hahahahaha
xD "he stayed behind fountain, sold all items" xD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on May 25, 2013, 08:36
XD "I first noticed in 21 minute that" XD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: GREED on June 17, 2013, 11:14
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,135932.msg471876.html#msg471876

My girlfriend came home and i give her a nice kiss and hug.

 :-*
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: p-q on June 17, 2013, 11:19
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,135932.msg471876.html#msg471876

My girlfriend came home and i give her a nice kiss and hug.

 :-*


=)))))))))))))))))))

Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: djupta on August 10, 2013, 12:37
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,139704.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: iErnesto94 on September 01, 2013, 19:11
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,139704.0.html
No brain it is
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: CoMMoN1337 on September 06, 2013, 00:30
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,141157.msg491339.html#msg491339
I guess some people never heard of sarcasm, he actually decided to report me after I told him that XD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: zeko on October 19, 2013, 19:00
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,143440.0.html

 :o
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on October 19, 2013, 19:07
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,143440.0.html

 :o
hahah knight and the Dragon :D:D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: dRagoLjuB on October 19, 2013, 21:24
Ahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaha xD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on October 22, 2013, 12:55
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,143575.0.html

7: Link of the game?
-apem +1 gooogo #3

:DDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on October 22, 2013, 16:39
This is one interesting unban request:

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,143584.0.html

...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on October 22, 2013, 17:35
This is one interesting unban request:

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,143584.0.html

...
nah this is better :D:D
7: Link of the game?
-apem +1 gooogo #3 xaxaax
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: djupta on October 29, 2013, 04:00
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,143782.0.html
baned after 586 games :D record!!!
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Blind_Joker on October 29, 2013, 10:06
My record was 2100 games when I was hacks moderator.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Nexxus on October 29, 2013, 18:48
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,143984.0.html

Win! :D
Quote
6. i play it for long time, "every second week i play whoal day". depends of my "shifts"... fast unban pls

EPIC ENGLAND!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on October 30, 2013, 09:22
What's so epic? He just typed "whole" wrong...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on November 02, 2013, 18:27
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144144.0.html xDD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: djupta on November 10, 2013, 01:27
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,94524.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: BloodWar on November 11, 2013, 18:04
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144604.0.html  :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: hot10000 on November 11, 2013, 22:10
:)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on November 13, 2013, 02:06
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144481.0.html

Check this out , itz a lol situation on MH reports :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: XeqtR on November 14, 2013, 12:18
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144755.0.html :))
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on November 18, 2013, 12:48
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144755.0.html :))


"so i started smoking cigarettes and drinking milk"
Milk is gonna finish him off, unban or carry his soul as burden.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on November 18, 2013, 12:50
a little bit offtopic^

funny mh explanation :) http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144952.0.html (http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144952.0.html)


ı'm riki oracle me fog clıck vs bla   > I was like , what the ...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: MYSTlC on November 20, 2013, 00:54
OUOUOUOUH Epic fail

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144144.msg502090.html#msg502090

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: MYSTlC on November 20, 2013, 00:56
8 MHkers in game
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,90543.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: baja_cro on November 27, 2013, 22:30
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,145185.0.html

friendly fire :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on November 28, 2013, 23:05
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,145479.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on November 29, 2013, 01:50
imba  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: begin on December 05, 2013, 17:06
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,145887.0.html
I GOT OUT OF ME MIND, and almost broke my arm when i hit the wall near me.
xD
am femoz.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: begin on December 05, 2013, 17:14
"he cut me 3 or 4 years of my life coz I GOT OUT OF ME MIND, and almost broke my arm when i hit the wall near me."
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Hall.Miksa on December 05, 2013, 17:55
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144144.0.html xDD

Hahaha, one of the best ! :)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: LordDoom on December 05, 2013, 18:30
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,144144.0.html xDD

Hahaha, one of the best ! :)
Although i used fake turn left and right hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Fiesta on December 08, 2013, 12:59
ahahah
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on December 09, 2013, 04:59
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,146068.msg508195.html#msg508195
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5339611 - in lobby

10:12    Zawisza1989    !kick 8
10:12       Zawisza1989 has left the game.
10:20       Zawisza1989 has joined the game.
10:20       Spoof check accepted for [Zawisza1989 : server.eurobattle.net].
10:20       Spoof check accepted for [Zawisza1989 : server.eurobattle.net].
10:24    Zawisza1989    !pub
10:24       Trying to rehost as public game [Rd // Eu // 1700+ +1 Fast #2].
10:28    Zawisza1989    fucking bug
10:29    Zawisza1989    !p
10:40    Zverko    not bug
10:46    Zverko    you kick yourself xd

you saw it xd imba host he waned to kick guy on slot 8  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on December 09, 2013, 19:25
ahahahah that guy made my day  ;D,+1 efko  :)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on December 09, 2013, 19:57
Hahaha, nice one, efko ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on December 11, 2013, 03:24
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,126864.135.html

!locked  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: CoMMoN1337 on December 11, 2013, 05:41
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,126864.msg507916.html#msg507916

Haha that [omg]legend guy was a maphacker ?
I think I remember him begging to play in my team, sec to check for game.

Ye, here it is XDDD http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5337503 look later into the game for him talking on Private.

I copy paste it here for those lazy to check:

32:12 [Omg]Legend [Allies] !sd
32:25 UTYLIZATOR_PL_ [Allies] !ff
32:25  [All] [UTYLIZATOR_PL_] voted to forfeit [1/4 Sentinel]
32:43  [All] d4rk^4ng3l killed SuperSilverHaze
32:59  [All] Bichticka killed d4rk^4ng3l
33:00  [All] WHOISTHISGUYWOW killed JVT.
33:02  [All] [Omg]Legend killed UTYLIZATOR_PL_
33:04  [All] doktor.Gilaa killed milanesko
33:14  [All] Bichticka killed doktor.Gilaa
33:41 [Omg]Legend [Private] nex game loc me up plz
34:06 [Omg]Legend [Private] u dr proddotatry?

35:07  [All] UTYLIZATOR_PL_ killed JVT.
35:28  [All] [Omg]Legend killed WHOISTHISGUYWOW
35:34  [All] milanesko destroyed the top level 2 Sentinel tower
35:38  [All] [Omg]Legend killed doktor.Gilaa
35:49  [All] [Omg]Legend killed UTYLIZATOR_PL_
35:50 doktor.Gilaa [Allies] !ff
35:50  [All] [doktor.Gilaa] voted to forfeit [2/4 Sentinel]
35:53 Bichticka [Allies] xD
36:10 [Omg]Legend [Private] k?
36:11 [Omg]Legend [Private] dude
36:12 [Omg]Legend [Private] plz

36:27  [All] [Omg]Legend killed d4rk^4ng3l
36:35  [All] [Omg]Legend destroyed the top level 3 Sentinel tower
36:38 d4rk^4ng3l [Allies] !ff
36:38  [All] [d4rk^4ng3l] voted to forfeit [3/4 Sentinel]
36:41 [Omg]Legend [Private] ?
36:46  [All] [Omg]Legend destroyed the top Sentinel melee rax
36:54  [All] [Omg]Legend destroyed the top Sentinel ranged rax
37:01  [All] Bichticka destroyed the mid level 3 Sentinel tower
37:08  [All] SuperSilverHaze destroyed the mid Sentinel melee rax
37:13  [All] Bichticka destroyed the mid Sentinel ranged rax
37:32  [All] WHOISTHISGUYWOW killed JVT.
37:43  [All] doktor.Gilaa killed Bichticka
37:47 Bichticka [Allies] fu oracle
37:51 Bichticka [Allies] i cant fight
37:52  [All] WHOISTHISGUYWOW killed milanesko
37:54 Bichticka [Allies] couse u idiot
38:03 JVT. [Allies] yy
38:04 JVT. [Allies] ahahha
38:04 [Omg]Legend [Private] dude?
38:07 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] ?

38:08 JVT. [Allies] 2 vs 5
38:10 JVT. [Allies] 4
38:13 [Omg]Legend [Private] nex time
38:16 [Omg]Legend [Private] lock me up
38:18 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] why
38:19 [Omg]Legend [Private] gn=

38:27 milanesko [Allies] rosh
38:32 [Omg]Legend [Private] because ı am mega pro
38:37 [Omg]Legend [Private] but
38:41 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] lol
38:42 Bichticka [Allies] dagon tard
38:43 [Omg]Legend [Private] first
38:44 Bichticka [Allies] lvl 3
38:47 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] nice joker
38:57 [Omg]Legend [Private] sd my
39:01 [Omg]Legend [Private] kill 20 2
39:02 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] i don't give a shit
39:04 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] about your sd
39:08 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] stop talking to me on private chat
39:12 [Omg]Legend [Private] k
39:12 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] i'm not gonna lock you top
39:13 [Omg]Legend [Private] dude
39:15 [Omg]Legend [Private] plz
39:22 WHOISTHISGUYWOW [All] have some dignity
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on December 13, 2013, 17:04
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,146232.msg508754.html#msg508754

wait what does that mean? Did I say something wrong?/ Scary Zverko !
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on December 13, 2013, 17:05
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,146232.msg508754.html#msg508754

wait what does that mean? Did I say something wrong?/ Scary Zverko !

 ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on December 15, 2013, 13:35
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,145887.msg507658.html#msg507658

Quote
I WANT THIS GUY TO BE BANNED PERMANENTLY ! this is the 1st time in my life that im writing ban request, BUT THIS this deserves to never play dota on this server, he cut me 3 or 4 years of my life coz I GOT OUT OF ME MIND, and almost broke my arm when i hit the wall near me. THIS HAS TO BE BANNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on December 17, 2013, 20:56
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,146336.0.html

3: What rule did he/they break?
i dont know... they re stronger than Roshan , stronger than fountain

 ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on December 19, 2013, 11:03
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,146854.0.html

 ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Bl[A]De on December 19, 2013, 11:04
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,146854.0.html

 ;D


King :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on December 21, 2013, 17:33
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,146977.msg510426/boardseen.html#new

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on December 21, 2013, 19:18
:DDDDD ???
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SpectralisGOOD on January 04, 2014, 22:33
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,147660.0.html
Quote
using 5spells in 1s that's not possible...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Rocka on January 05, 2014, 16:42
funny unban rekvest

http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,147360.msg511514.html#msg511514

Quote
03:56       [All]    VOKERVOKERVOKER killed SpectralisGOOD

04:16       [All]    SpectralisGOOD has lost the connection (timed out) but is using GProxy++ and may reconnect.
04:16    SpectralisGOOD    [All]    Please wait for me to reconnect (335 seconds remain).
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on January 05, 2014, 16:52
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,147660.0.html
Quote
using 5spells in 1s that's not possible...

Check This Out (http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,147673.0.html)

Someone had to tell him

;)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SpectralisGOOD on January 05, 2014, 19:22
funny here are sum qutoes from the link of the game guy reported me in:
00:04   EvoMR   [Allies]   fuck
00:09   EvoMR   [Allies]   he will take tinker
00:28   EvoMR   [Allies]   he is imba with tinker
02:23   EvoMR   [Allies]   whatever just font feed he is imba pro with tinker
03:01      [All]   -- Creeps Spawned --
03:46      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
04:51      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
07:04      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
07:30   EvoMR   [Allies]   i said dont feed
07:52      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed EvoMR
08:06      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
16:28   EvoMR   [All]   this game is over on minute 1 when he picked tinker
19:48   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   lol
19:52   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   dagon +dager 16min
19:53   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   AXAXAXAXAX
19:56   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   WP

and about rocko:
jus trandom 3 games in a row:
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361504
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361531
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361557
hi.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: .SaLiH. on January 05, 2014, 22:19
funny here are sum qutoes from the link of the game guy reported me in:
00:04   EvoMR   [Allies]   fuck
00:09   EvoMR   [Allies]   he will take tinker
00:28   EvoMR   [Allies]   he is imba with tinker
02:23   EvoMR   [Allies]   whatever just font feed he is imba pro with tinker
03:01      [All]   -- Creeps Spawned --
03:46      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
04:51      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
07:04      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
07:30   EvoMR   [Allies]   i said dont feed
07:52      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed EvoMR
08:06      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
16:28   EvoMR   [All]   this game is over on minute 1 when he picked tinker
19:48   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   lol
19:52   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   dagon +dager 16min
19:53   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   AXAXAXAXAX
19:56   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   WP

and about rocko:
jus trandom 3 games in a row:
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361504
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361531
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361557
hi.

Virtuoso. TEACH ME MASTER BEGIN
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Rocka on January 05, 2014, 22:55
funny here are sum qutoes from the link of the game guy reported me in:
00:04   EvoMR   [Allies]   fuck
00:09   EvoMR   [Allies]   he will take tinker
00:28   EvoMR   [Allies]   he is imba with tinker
02:23   EvoMR   [Allies]   whatever just font feed he is imba pro with tinker
03:01      [All]   -- Creeps Spawned --
03:46      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
04:51      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
07:04      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
07:30   EvoMR   [Allies]   i said dont feed
07:52      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed EvoMR
08:06      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
16:28   EvoMR   [All]   this game is over on minute 1 when he picked tinker
19:48   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   lol
19:52   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   dagon +dager 16min
19:53   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   AXAXAXAXAX
19:56   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   WP

and about rocko:
jus trandom 3 games in a row:
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361504
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361531
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361557
hi.
so you didnt ragequit after dying for first blood? ok cool. guess I got this topic name wrong then
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SpectralisGOOD on January 05, 2014, 23:00
"funny un-/ban requests" not "i am rocko and I posr random crap"
Anyhow, noone laughed poor rocko ;)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on January 05, 2014, 23:10
"funny un-/ban requests" not "i am rocko and I posr random crap"
Anyhow, noone laughed poor rocko ;)

i LoL/ed
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on January 05, 2014, 23:44
i ROFL/ed
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: LordDoom on January 06, 2014, 02:29
I dont gave a fuck/ed
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Rocka on January 06, 2014, 12:02
"funny un-/ban requests" not "i am rocko and I posr random crap"
Anyhow, noone laughed poor rocko ;)
why reply to random crap xddddddddddddddddd
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SpectralisGOOD on January 06, 2014, 12:08
"funny un-/ban requests" not "i am rocko and I posr random crap"
Anyhow, noone laughed poor rocko ;)
why reply to random crap xddddddddddddddddd
xddddddddddddddddd
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: TheWorstNoobEU on January 06, 2014, 17:17
i ROFL/ed
Pro design  ::)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on February 06, 2014, 14:20
FFS stop abusing your powers!
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: addicted on February 06, 2014, 14:27
I must admit. This is the message of year!  ;D

Man why u unbanned my account ? i have didnt break any rules
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,149997.0.html
I advise mods to stop unban ppl to avoid reactions like that. :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: HigherLevel on February 06, 2014, 14:30
funny here are sum qutoes from the link of the game guy reported me in:
00:04   EvoMR   [Allies]   fuck
00:09   EvoMR   [Allies]   he will take tinker
00:28   EvoMR   [Allies]   he is imba with tinker
02:23   EvoMR   [Allies]   whatever just font feed he is imba pro with tinker
03:01      [All]   -- Creeps Spawned --
03:46      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
04:51      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
07:04      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
07:30   EvoMR   [Allies]   i said dont feed
07:52      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed EvoMR
08:06      [All]   SpectralisGOOD killed w_o_w
16:28   EvoMR   [All]   this game is over on minute 1 when he picked tinker
19:48   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   lol
19:52   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   dagon +dager 16min
19:53   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   AXAXAXAXAX
19:56   BaKa_BeZ_ZuBa   [Allies]   WP

and about rocko:
jus trandom 3 games in a row:
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361504
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361531
http://lagabuse.com/stats/game/5361557
hi.


dont get why u come to every topic to shit about how great u are...It is really pefethic no one gives a damn...go bost your sick retarded ego somewhere else,i know u dont have a lot of friends and are a spectralisVIRGIN or should i say spectacularVIRGIN but its ok your mommy loves you she dosent care...she will even make u a sandwich while u are in your "pro" lagabuse games...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: SpectralisGOOD on February 06, 2014, 15:10
Oh, random inferioric obsessed fan. Made my day nicer.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: HigherLevel on February 07, 2014, 09:27
If u think anyone wants to be a fan of a spectacularVIRGIN i rly feel sry for you...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: dRagoLjuB on February 16, 2014, 17:46
jst del al tis  oftopik
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on March 02, 2014, 12:16
best unban req ever,this guy is Xcen's cousin  :P
http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,151625.0.html
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on June 10, 2014, 17:45
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=154613.msg535220#msg535220
smartass trial mod
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cacomonster on June 10, 2014, 21:48
XD lololo .. that was just so smart :)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on July 03, 2014, 14:03
no comment
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=155657.0 (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=155657.0)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on July 03, 2014, 14:10
And is there something funny about it?
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on July 03, 2014, 14:17
Yep, his stupidity. :)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on July 03, 2014, 14:18
theres nothing stupid about making a mistake, 90% of la.com members' first posts were similar to his

after all, everybody learns from their mistakes


Jean, Love and Peace
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on July 04, 2014, 12:37
no comment
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=155657.0 (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=155657.0)
There are plenty of requests like that lolz nothing new.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on July 06, 2014, 13:10
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=155735.0

Reason for unban: GYPSY CHILDREN WAS STOLING MY CHICKENS I NEED CATCH HIM AND I WAS AWAY
 ;D
lol'ed mega giga hard ahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on July 07, 2014, 18:18
These are funny requests, usually they have to drive some family member into hospital.
Ridiculous is that they make unban request after 10 minutes of being dropped from the game.

Well, many players live in hospital's lobby...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on August 04, 2014, 20:58
We are not the Droids you are looking for (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=156643.msg543209#new)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Oceano on August 04, 2014, 23:13
just lol at gipsy children request  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on August 15, 2014, 05:39
We are not the Droids you are looking for (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=156643.msg543209#new)
This one is funny and one before this its about gipsy children  :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: KeMCek on September 29, 2014, 23:40
Quote
1-nickname?
Turbo_Eniak
2-who u want to ban?
autoban
3-reason?what did u do?
my router restarted, and didn't reconnected, guess net problems, usually it does
4-explain?
Well, we were getting our asses kicked, 3/5 ffed, only matter of time till we lose, and i lost connection, restared router, and didn't get reconnected :(
4-link of the game?
***

Autoban !permabanned [Abuse powers]
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on September 29, 2014, 23:44

Quote
1-nickname?
Turbo_Eniak
2-who u want to ban?
autoban
3-reason?what did u do?
my router restarted, and didn't reconnected, guess net problems, usually it does
4-explain?
Well, we were getting our asses kicked, 3/5 ffed, only matter of time till we lose, and i lost connection, restared router, and didn't get reconnected :(
4-link of the game?
***

Someone ban this autoban.
ahhahahahah +1 Kemcek,this guy made my day ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Oceano on September 30, 2014, 00:35
Thats my friend, ahahahhahahaha. I bet he was stoned  ;D .He will laugh so hard when i show him this. Lol
Good one rly  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: dRagoLjuB on October 26, 2014, 13:55
too much heroin
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on November 25, 2014, 13:26
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=159987.msg557448#new
Quote
when i told him i will report him he said noob game.

11:50   ^godlike^rise   [All]   i will report u
11:53   ^godlike^rise   [All]   believe me
11:56   [C1g3rc1]   [All]   noob game ?

like its allowed to use mh in noob game ?
this naive guy made my day ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on November 27, 2014, 21:16
How to ask for unban properly

lift ban

http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=160056.0 (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=160056.0)

I'm curious about what goes through someones mind when he asks for unban like this. "I need unban, let's try with some random magic words! Lift! Ban! That should work..."
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on November 27, 2014, 21:24
if you go check first all members' posts you won't find anything better. everybody was just a soft little naked monkey when they came first on the forum, except me, just look at my first post, i flamed, i swear, i didnt even check it, but i swear i flamed, el ow el.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on November 27, 2014, 22:09
Even soft little naked monkeys can see the instructional post with a hella straight forward title, or at least check someone else's post to see how an unban request should look like.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on November 27, 2014, 22:26
so what? then you have to come here and make fun of them?
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on November 27, 2014, 22:37
:) Yep it is about fun. Don't play the champion of justice.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on January 02, 2015, 19:46
1: NickName?
-dope-

2: Who banned you?
Autoban.

3: Why did you got banned?
AFK.

4: Reason that forced you to break the rule?
No reason.

5: Explain to us a general vision about the situation!
We were losing the game, i was really tired and decided to lie down in bed for 2 minutes, so i can come back and do something to win the game, but i fell asleep and woke up in the morning.
Normally i would wait for my ban to pass( cuz it was my fault, wasnt like a internet disconect or similar stuff), but because i have 2 more free days to spend before i go back to college, i would really apreciate an unban.

6: Link of the game?
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5651762
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on January 08, 2015, 02:34
He could select his hero because his mom didnt let him. duhhh
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on January 08, 2015, 09:44
Typical, they all have to got to hospital.
Well, not really, they actually live in hospital lobby (and maybe travel in time):

Game ended 07-01-2015 23:01:05
Unban request posted (with wrong game link) 07 January 2015, 22:55:02
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on January 15, 2015, 00:57
e34m5
dvije_nosine
raping minimap alarm  ;D
he raped the minimap alarm all game
cant play cant see anyting on the map pls pls ban him for that 1 year :)
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5662292
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on January 15, 2015, 08:20
e34m5
dvije_nosine
raping minimap alarm  ;D
he raped the minimap alarm all game
cant play cant see anyting on the map pls pls ban him for that 1 year :)
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5662292
ahahahahhah made my day  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: KeMCek on January 16, 2015, 01:29
e34m5
dvije_nosine
raping minimap alarm  ;D
he raped the minimap alarm all game
cant play cant see anyting on the map pls pls ban him for that 1 year :)
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5662292

heheheheh :D +1
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: DatFace on January 22, 2015, 19:07
Unban Request (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=161760.0)

Quote
-ubislav-
nice ipugna pl ok post ban for freend pl pls ban me perma this game no point to visit all idiots hawe freends admins and they use mh blane no ban for him where I afk I died 5 times they strong no point play this game no need psr I know we lose wtshit point psr  no need nice game they strong in start its ok
(http://forums.androidcentral.com/attachments/moto-x-2014/136822d1410889961t-moto-x-2014-pre-order-jackie-chan-meme-template.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: pHu^^thAi on January 24, 2015, 02:36
1: NickName?
-dope-

2: Who banned you?
Autoban.

3: Why did you got banned?
AFK.

4: Reason that forced you to break the rule?
No reason.

5: Explain to us a general vision about the situation!
We were losing the game, i was really tired and decided to lie down in bed for 2 minutes, so i can come back and do something to win the game, but i fell asleep and woke up in the morning.
Normally i would wait for my ban to pass( cuz it was my fault, wasnt like a internet disconect or similar stuff), but because i have 2 more free days to spend before i go back to college, i would really apreciate an unban.

6: Link of the game?
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5651762

hah this shit rly happened to me 3 years ago, while i was waiting to respawn i fell asleep xD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: NiGhT^^StAlKeR on January 24, 2015, 02:51
^ Don't do that in SS fu.tai or i'll bring my ban hammer  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on January 24, 2015, 05:52
1: NickName?
-dope-

2: Who banned you?
Autoban.

3: Why did you got banned?
AFK.

4: Reason that forced you to break the rule?
No reason.

5: Explain to us a general vision about the situation!
We were losing the game, i was really tired and decided to lie down in bed for 2 minutes, so i can come back and do something to win the game, but i fell asleep and woke up in the morning.
Normally i would wait for my ban to pass( cuz it was my fault, wasnt like a internet disconect or similar stuff), but because i have 2 more free days to spend before i go back to college, i would really apreciate an unban.

6: Link of the game?
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5651762

hah this shit rly happened to me 3 years ago, while i was waiting to respawn i fell asleep xD
What's more important is that he's honest :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on January 28, 2015, 17:01



1: NickName?
theoneandonlyme

2: Who banned you?
autoban

3: Why did you got banned?
Autobaned

4: Reason that forced you to break the rule?
None

5: Explain to us a general vision about the situation!
My antivirus was showing a warning in background and I was clicking in game after the pc restarted for no reason.

6: Link of the game?
[RD 1600++++ +1 #1].


hahahah
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Nexxus on January 28, 2015, 20:23
I once got the same thing as him, once anti virus window popped out, I went to close it and bum pc restarted
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on January 28, 2015, 20:29
I once got the same thing as him, once anti virus window popped out, I went to close it and bum pc restarted
me too
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on January 28, 2015, 20:40
y doesnt matter that anti virus but i was talking for 6: Link of the game xD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on January 28, 2015, 21:47
That link? Many users did same mistake.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: DatFace on January 28, 2015, 21:54
No offence but not so funny :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on January 29, 2015, 11:32
agov u are not funny anymore my friend  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: NiGhT^^StAlKeR on January 29, 2015, 12:57
agov u are not funny anymore my friend  ;D

More like this  :D

agov u are not funny at all my friend  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on January 29, 2015, 13:58
(http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i53/2/11/9/wnd_addd2693c837b063a473f5135ba3e67d.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Nexxus on January 29, 2015, 20:02
Agov do you listen to Pac?
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on January 29, 2015, 20:33
yup hes my favorite raper
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: maciekg9-slaveofBart on January 29, 2015, 20:47
No he just put pic of 2pac and that smoking guy to pretend that he is cool 100% gangsta acab nigga bro
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Zverko on January 29, 2015, 20:48
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=162017.0

4: When was the Rule Broken?
29-01-2015 18:17:48

ahahhahahahha
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: maciekg9-slaveofBart on January 29, 2015, 20:48
in fact he is listening to this everyday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMe1xN061Co
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on January 29, 2015, 20:56
bic u dont know a shit so better stfu  ;)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Agov^ on January 29, 2015, 20:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YiSw2tOoSk diss u
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on January 29, 2015, 21:00
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=162017.0

4: When was the Rule Broken?
29-01-2015 18:17:48

ahahhahahahha
xDDDD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on January 29, 2015, 21:28
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=162017.0

4: When was the Rule Broken?
29-01-2015 18:17:48

ahahhahahahha
xDDDD
arrest him ahahhaha
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Nexxus on February 02, 2015, 15:11
lmfaooooooo
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: crazymurderer on February 07, 2015, 19:26
1: Pufendorf

2: yowtards

3: cheating

4: 37th minute of the game

5: He was playing pudge and his hook curved on the right to catch me

6: http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5681195
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on February 07, 2015, 23:23
Whats so funny? Go check your first posts, stupid cunts, stop making fun of new members
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: skywolf007 on February 25, 2015, 12:07
1: NickName? Cacto

2: Who banned you?autoban

3: Why did you got banned? Roommate came in with a girl

4: Reason that forced you to break the rule? Respect for my roommate

5: Explain to us a general vision about the situation.
It was very awkward i had to leave
6: Link of the game?
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5695144


A true hero and gentleman :D lets his roommate have sex with his GF :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: LexMonster on February 25, 2015, 13:23
Happend to me too  ;D
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5644637

But a little different story.. my two roommaters brought home a hooker  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: begin on February 25, 2015, 13:37
dota > hooker anytime ? :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on March 01, 2015, 17:27
Happend to me too  ;D
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5644637

But a little different story.. my two roommaters brought home a hooker  ;D

And suddenly gangbang happened. :D

(http://memecrunch.com/meme/5I4I/lexington-steele-approves/image.png)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on March 11, 2015, 23:49
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=141994.msg494784#msg494784

I can't remember why I did that, mby I was drunk... anyway lol
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: DatFace on March 11, 2015, 23:54
hahahahhahahahaa :P :P :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: KeMCek on March 11, 2015, 23:56
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=141994.msg494784#msg494784

I can't remember why I did that, mby I was drunk... anyway lol

GREAT!!! We cant see it. I think this post in the priv section. Can u copy or quote ur post?
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on March 12, 2015, 00:00
Is archived, cannot quote it. (Unban request)

topic: test
content: s
Astaroth replied: Test was successful.
and locked it.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on March 12, 2015, 00:31
Is archived, cannot quote it. (Unban request)

topic: test
content: s
Astaroth replied: Test was successful.
and locked it.
ahahhahahahha i have seen that and its not funny ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on March 12, 2015, 01:17
Is funny when you realise that a guy made such unban request 2 years ago and now it's Ban and Unban mod.  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on May 28, 2015, 21:00
Quote
30:24   casio   [Allies]   i whant to suck my dick
30:28   casio   [Allies]   moron
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=165414.0

 ;D
Well, good luck :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on May 28, 2015, 22:29
Quote
30:24   casio   [Allies]   i whant to suck my dick
30:28   casio   [Allies]   moron
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=165414.0

 ;D
Well, good luck :D
Now that's something that should be called "selfie".
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on May 29, 2015, 16:33
1)CrazyGuardians

2)dondomen

3)http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5753098
 (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5753098)
4)He was mid from the beginning, Tiny with Bottle, and he knew where was every rune in the game.
Like... Srsly...Any side he went, rune spawned there.

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/impossibru-guy.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on May 29, 2015, 17:54
Hahahaahahhahahahahahahahahaha loooooool im dying lolololo
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on June 05, 2015, 09:44
lol i just saw this ;D http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=156934.0
Quote
PLZ GIVE ME HIS HOME ADRES I WILL PERSONAL GO TO HIM TO MAKE SHURE HE WONT NEVER EVER TYPE ON CEYBOARD AGAIN IN HIS LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Nexxus on June 19, 2015, 00:12
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=165927.0

Quote
axe use dager fog in game dager tp full and huskar sight r2 invis and walk back r2 huskar ban plz
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on June 19, 2015, 00:23
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=165989.0
lershrachks torunamunt
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on June 19, 2015, 00:26
pomidord reported for winning that tour?
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on June 19, 2015, 08:00
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=165989.0
lershrachks torunamunt

Fuck you  8)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jimmy on June 19, 2015, 10:32
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=165989.0
lershrachks torunamunt

Fuck you  8)
:D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on June 30, 2015, 20:01
ım
admıral
mh
zorotorofish/bear
request
bear sourge secret shop no use ward come gg and sourge nc full sight sourge no ward  full in game use mh


Im always laught of his requests               ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Brainded on August 26, 2015, 19:45
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=167678.0

25:07   LjubiTataPicku.   [All]   JEBEM VAM MATER RASPALU / i fuck all of ur mother/
30:49   LjubiTataPicku.   [Allies]   jebem ti mater ezalor / i fuck ur mother eza/
30:51   LjubiTataPicku.   [Allies]   u picku raspalu / in her pussy/
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Nexxus on August 26, 2015, 19:55
i dont see anything funny in that, its just a regular day on pd
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: RafaelNadal on August 26, 2015, 20:02
Im admiral mh :D cmoonnn
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Brainded on August 26, 2015, 20:21
i dont see anything funny in that, its just a regular day on pd

Funny towards me, i rarerly see people that use my language to curse x)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Nexxus on August 27, 2015, 16:10
1-) [Tr.]Deynek
2-) Rage34
3-) Pump Min 26.12
4-) Ban pls
5-) Players vendor sells officially missing, while not play even game
6-) http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5801383


1: Your NickName.
koyduk_mu /sf
2: The NickName of the player that you want to be banned.
mr.kei / sand
3: The link of the game.
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5802217
4: Explain to us your general vision about this game.
time 23-24-25 mid my on back tower and no creps sand use me dager and no vision and stun me mh ban plz

haehuahuaehuaeuhuaeha
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on November 13, 2015, 19:28
When was the Rule Broken?
Today 05-11-2015 19:36:57 game name: ar eu +2 fast
Ingame time :D

http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=169247.msg594184;boardseen#new
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: OtNePx on November 17, 2015, 21:19
-
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Blind_Joker on December 08, 2015, 17:32
Not request but nice PM and I couldnt resist...

you eat my pennis noob admıns you whiler  maneger tr only post no watch you eu only post you watch whiler fuck you m other

Sorry I prefer pussies over penises.


Regards
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: maciekg9-slaveofBart on December 08, 2015, 23:12
LA Administrator posting private messages in public SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: jeandarc on December 09, 2015, 00:49
Hahahaha la administrator rekt a turk, now thats an example to follow  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on December 09, 2015, 09:49
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=169806.0  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ilikedat on December 09, 2015, 09:54
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=169806.0  ;D
hi guys,this is my paypal adress and this is my pin code,thanks & enjoy stealing my money from it  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on December 09, 2015, 14:12
I was like wtf, is that guy for real ... posting his password for unban  :o

Dude, you should said: "You need to post your credit card info, name and adress, in order to get unbanned." then go for some online shoping.  :P
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: DatFace on December 10, 2015, 09:03
I was like wtf, is that guy for real ... posting his password for unban  :o

Dude, you should said: "You need to post your credit card info, name and adress, in order to get unbanned." then go for some online shoping.  :P

hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on December 15, 2015, 18:21

    25:57   -MV-   [Allies]   fuck you wife you mother you sister you grandmother everything you have with pussy

Idk, maybe i have wrong humor but i laughted a lot :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on December 15, 2015, 20:08

    25:57   -MV-   [Allies]   fuck you wife you mother you sister you grandmother everything you have with pussy

Idk, maybe i have wrong humor but i laughted a lot :D

For me is funny because it lets me to twist it's meaning: "I fuck everything that you have and has a pussy" (here I'm thinking animals too: cats, female dogs, hamster, etc) or "I will fuck everything that you have with my pussy"  ;D ;D It sounds funny, no matter how our dirty minds see it.  :P

Wrong way to flame:
Flamer: I fuck all of your mothers
Teammate: I have just one...
(This happened in a game, a few months back. It was a very enjoyable game  :P )

Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on December 15, 2015, 21:00

    25:57   -MV-   [Allies]   fuck you wife you mother you sister you grandmother everything you have with pussy

Idk, maybe i have wrong humor but i laughted a lot :D

For me is funny because it lets me to twist it's meaning: "I fuck everything that you have and has a pussy" (here I'm thinking animals too: cats, female dogs, hamster, etc) or "I will fuck everything that you have with my pussy"  ;D ;D It sounds funny, no matter how our dirty minds see it.  :P

Wrong way to flame:
Flamer: I fuck all of your mothers
Teammate: I have just one...
(This happened in a game, a few months back. It was a very enjoyable game  :P )
Female dog in English is "a bitch". Seriously, it is.

So fucking your bitch... Why not :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on December 15, 2015, 22:30
:DD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on December 18, 2015, 17:11
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=169992.0
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on December 19, 2015, 19:55
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=170028.0

PLEASE....................,

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ext4zy on December 19, 2015, 23:37
you secret shot HAhahahah
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on December 21, 2015, 12:39
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=170028.0

PLEASE....................,

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

This happens everytime i see his posts

(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/le-miiverse-resource/images/4/46/Spongebob_My_Eyes.png/revision/latest?cb=20150907223750)
(http://2new3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Jimrussell+used+roll+picture+jimrussell+rolled+image+_f21f7102ee05216fe941773a92a7612e.jpg)
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/fziykhxn1edlrwnnqodo.png)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Lagi on February 04, 2016, 17:40
lovec_kokotov
ban : symptomatic   for international feed +doctor write he play with them
ban : nelsonmuntz   reject to play with team +afk+ solo in wood when we need def +game ruin and no use heal or grave to us
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5876888

(http://i.imgur.com/zwLUqEw.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Nexxus on February 09, 2016, 16:36
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=171089.msg601163;boardseen#new

gg moderator, gg.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: zeko on February 29, 2016, 15:23
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=171535.0

old but gold
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Akuma on February 29, 2016, 22:35
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=171535.0

old but gold

and what is funny about that request? :O
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: _xpam_ on February 29, 2016, 23:57
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=171391.0
it was good XD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on March 01, 2016, 01:03
Good guy this Proslark., reporting himself to make LA.com a better place.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: CoMMoN1337 on March 01, 2016, 07:40
I did that too once, reason was "rapist".
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on March 01, 2016, 11:50
Yea, but you ruined the game for the other team by raping them :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: NiGhT^^StAlKeR on March 01, 2016, 13:18
lovec_kokotov
ban : symptomatic   for international feed +doctor write he play with them
ban : nelsonmuntz   reject to play with team +afk+ solo in wood when we need def +game ruin and no use heal or grave to us
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5876888

(http://i.imgur.com/zwLUqEw.jpg)

I'm probably late, but this made me lol hard  :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on March 02, 2016, 15:29
Please, stop harassing the homosexuals!

http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=170886.0
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on March 02, 2016, 15:54
Ridiculous how ppl on the net get seriously offended by a single word...
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Akuma on May 20, 2016, 20:38
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=172977.0
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ClaraSchuman on May 20, 2016, 23:40
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=172977.0

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: UltimateTroll on May 21, 2016, 03:21
Ridiculous how ppl on the net get seriously offended by a single word...
its not about getting offended,u hear it every game,its about banning the guy who pissed u off in the game,for whatever reason :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on August 06, 2016, 09:47
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=174230.msg614637;boardseen#new
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Ayd.Mev on August 06, 2016, 10:55
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=174230.msg614637;boardseen#new
:D i best topicker :)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on August 06, 2016, 14:05
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=174230.msg614637;boardseen#new
:D i best topicker :)

U best wastetimer ^^
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Ayd.Mev on August 06, 2016, 14:39
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=174230.msg614637;boardseen#new
:D i best topicker :)

U best wastetimer ^^
bla bla noob
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on September 14, 2016, 18:15
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=174914.0
ES used ulty :D jokin'
best wishes to Macedonia !
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on September 26, 2016, 10:03
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=143359.0 (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=143359.0)

Quote
3: What rule did he/they break?
He used visual maphack.
4: When rule(s) were broken?
Half hour ago,i think 12:00am,October 18

One more from the MH Section:

http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=144144.0
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Astaroth on September 26, 2016, 11:11
Reporting yourself? Classic!
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on September 26, 2016, 15:53
Reporting yourself? Classic!
Ayd.Meh's tactic :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: AGENT on October 09, 2016, 19:33
LOL
ım :
jakıro
double acc and ıp:
nortom and slark
raplay:
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5973411
request:
nortom in game not play and free death on  slark game mint 17 nortom free deaht on slark and slark play nortom afk nortom play slark afk double acc ban plz
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on October 21, 2016, 18:58
LOL
ım :
jakıro
double acc and ıp:
nortom and slark
raplay:
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=5973411
request:
nortom in game not play and free death on  slark game mint 17 nortom free deaht on slark and slark play nortom afk nortom play slark afk double acc ban plz
confusing situation :D

http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=175544.0
Akuma this caring and care really touch my heart :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: crazymurderer on November 26, 2016, 02:21
Well actually i saw more worse romeo ban requests than this, on one time i couldnt understand even his turkish explain too
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Ayd.Mev on November 26, 2016, 07:31
Reporting yourself? Classic!
Ayd.Meh's tactic :D
no no no :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jedivh on November 26, 2016, 07:59
Well actually i saw more worse romeo ban requests than this, on one time i couldnt understand even his turkish explain too
Cidden öyle demi xD adam daha Türkçeyi konuşamıyor ingilizce nasıl konuşsun
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ClaraSchuman on January 10, 2017, 13:34
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=143359.0 (http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=143359.0)

Quote
3: What rule did he/they break?
He used visual maphack.
4: When rule(s) were broken?
Half hour ago,i think 12:00am,October 18


Hahaha :D

+1
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on January 11, 2017, 01:18
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=176941.0


You're wrong, not the same guy, but this guy is known to me as well (for bad things). Will be solved soon.


Just dont be "hard" on him :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Asandir on January 11, 2017, 02:23
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=176941.0


You're wrong, not the same guy, but this guy is known to me as well (for bad things). Will be solved soon.


Just dont be "hard" on him :D

Haha, very funny?

not
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on January 11, 2017, 02:51
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=176941.0


You're wrong, not the same guy, but this guy is known to me as well (for bad things). Will be solved soon.


Just dont be "hard" on him :D

Haha, very funny?

not
Why i so care
not
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Jedivh on January 15, 2017, 10:46
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=176993.msg628160#msg628160
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on February 14, 2017, 14:26
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=177683.msg631517;boardseen#new
Xpam report him cuz he have small d*** :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: _xpam_ on February 14, 2017, 15:24
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=177683.msg631517;boardseen#new
Xpam report him cuz he have small d*** :D
lol i have a monster  ;D i reported him cuz he said tr dog
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on February 14, 2017, 15:34
HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: ClaraSchuman on February 14, 2017, 15:52
turkish nob with small  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Blast on February 15, 2017, 01:52
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=177683.msg631517;boardseen#new
Xpam report him cuz he have small d*** :D
lol i have a monster  ;D i reported him cuz he said tr dog
Is this your monster mate? XD
(http://www.clipartkid.com/images/21/for-monster-eyes-clip-art-viewing-15-images-for-monster-eyes-clip-art-fc3lkg-clipart.png)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: cyb on February 15, 2017, 01:54
Probably :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: _xpam_ on February 15, 2017, 04:41
ok i am warning this photo for +18
(http://i.hizliresim.com/g2NyE5.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on May 20, 2017, 19:45
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=179190.0

Welcome back, romeo :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: _xpam_ on May 20, 2017, 20:17
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=179190.0

Welcome back, romeo :D
rolf he is not romeo
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Face^Guy on May 20, 2017, 20:55
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=179190.0

Welcome back, romeo :D
rolf he is not romeo

(http://www.freeiconspng.com/uploads/troll-face-png-9.png)
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: _xpam_ on May 23, 2017, 00:25
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=179239.0

i know very well vangogh what u are feeling xD u can be second legendary xpam xD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: AGENT on July 15, 2017, 00:19
1. Whoim
2. Autoban
3. Left the game at the same begin
4. I need to go have emergency call
02:28   WhoIm   [All]   fast
02:31   WhoIm   [All]   need to go
02:33   WhoIm   [All]   emergency
02:34   WhoIm   [All]   call
02:37   WhoIm   [All]   hospital
5. http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=gameinfo;sa=game;gid=6051629

Attach doctors paper analysis.

VanGogh :cops: :cops:
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on August 25, 2017, 23:47
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=180714.0
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Akuma on August 26, 2017, 00:10
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=180714.0

beaten me to it, was about to post it... But my game just started :D
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: dRagoLjuB on October 13, 2017, 01:51
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=180714.0
gg this one hahahahahh :DDD
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: guest49825 on November 13, 2017, 07:07
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=181647.0
who feeder???
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Akuma on December 04, 2017, 05:25
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=181891.0
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Renovatio on December 04, 2017, 12:20
http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?topic=181891.0

Could be worse. He may ask you to ban some guy from opposite team for "stealing" his gem.
Title: Re: Funny Un-/Ban -requests
Post by: Silver on March 22, 2018, 17:28
I don't have access anymore to the specific thread, but the best Unban request on ESL sounded like this:

"pliz, I NO CHEAT. only my team. BUT NOT ME."

Yep, legit statement there, all of them had no death, except him...20-1...XD