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Unofficial Section => Offtopic => Topic started by: Shagon on December 14, 2010, 13:44
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Well,what item do you want?I really really want force staff,so I can push someone off a cliff :D
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lol ...
boots XD,
dagger/ww :O ?
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lothars ftw , bank robbery :D
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a perma aegis :D
dagger,lothars,hand of midas for transmute,courias for hard armor,boots of travel :D
and i have full inv :P :(
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id go cuirass bot linkens midas guinsoo and manta
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xD for what u need this items in rl ?
l
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Teleboots would be really handy and cool sometimes got problem to be on time somewhere ;)
and for funny stuff I want force staff its funny in game and it would be funny in real ;D
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I'd like to get scapter. It would upgrade my awsomenessssss
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I'd like to get scapter. It would upgrade my awsomenessssss
;D just awsome it already upgraded this post to be funny ;D
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I'd get Midas if I could turn Bill Gates into his gold ::)
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i think satanic ... inmagine you in war, get injured and you just shoot someone and you get healed :D
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i think satanic ... inmagine you in war, get injured and you just shoot someone and you get healed :D
well vlads could do the job + aura, armor etc...
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i think satanic ... inmagine you in war, get injured and you just shoot someone and you get healed :D
well vlads could do the job + aura, armor etc...
why vlads if you can use satanic?
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i think satanic ... inmagine you in war, get injured and you just shoot someone and you get healed :D
well vlads could do the job + aura, armor etc...
why vlads if you can use satanic?
vlads is more team oriented. U know...in war u keep you're mates' backs haha :D
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no doubt!!!
FORCE STAFF XD
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I'd get Midas if I could turn Bill Gates into his gold ::)
and after Midas cool down turn Steve Jobs into gold ;) go for it boy ;D
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i think satanic ... inmagine you in war, get injured and you just shoot someone and you get healed :D
well vlads could do the job + aura, armor etc...
why vlads if you can use satanic?
vlads is more team oriented. U know...in war u keep you're mates' backs haha :D
naps,its for melee only...u dont wanna fight with knives in a war :D
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i think satanic ... inmagine you in war, get injured and you just shoot someone and you get healed :D
well vlads could do the job + aura, armor etc...
why vlads if you can use satanic?
vlads is more team oriented. U know...in war u keep you're mates' backs haha :D
naps,its for melee only...u dont wanna fight with knives in a war :D
so for war is good aegis but only for some time and you are not worry what you got in inventory you could now kill all enemies with GG branch only ;D
but on topic dominator only solution for range weapons ;)
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radiance, so i can shine even more
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Orchid Malevolenceso i can mute boring people.
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Orchid Malevolenceso i can mute boring people.
but only for 5..........................................................................................seconds ;)
and then I want Manta Style cause now I would have more of me for some time and handle a lot of stuff, Im overwhelmed now :-[
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radiance for sure <3
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iid go for boots of travel or an infinit supply of tp's . no more time wasted in stinking trafic
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Just 'salve' to live , lol
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Orchid Malevolenceso i can mute boring people.
but only for 5..........................................................................................seconds ;)
and then I want Manta Style cause now I would have more of me for some time and handle a lot of stuff, Im overwhelmed now :-[
he will write -wtf mode :)
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i think satanic ... inmagine you in war, get injured and you just shoot someone and you get healed :D
well vlads could do the job + aura, armor etc...
why vlads if you can use satanic?
vlads is more team oriented. U know...in war u keep you're mates' backs haha :D
naps,its for melee only...u dont wanna fight with knives in a war :D
so for war is good aegis but only for some time and you are not worry what you got in inventory you could now kill all enemies with GG branch only ;D
but on topic dominator only solution for range weapons ;)
Madness + M60 machinegun = pwnage<3
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Madness + M60 machinegun = pwnage<3
are you a starcraft marine or what? ;D madness like steroids :) only bonus madness got lifesteal 8)
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Madness + M60 machinegun = pwnage<3
are you a starcraft marine or what? ;D madness like steroids :) only bonus madness got lifesteal 8)
well u also get great as, with combination of that and gr8 firepower u can kill tons of enemies
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ghoststick
MC Hammer Cant Touch This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZjAShhP4OQ&feature=related#)
or blink/ww
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BoT - travel the world instantly and for free :P
Mjollnir - power problems solved :P
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Mjollnir - power problems solved :P
ahaahhaha +1,the best answer i'we found :)
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flying courier...that i dunno....control by my mind....u send it in a shop...and if it can carry a things like ac, mr, bla bla....it can carry tv, computers, cars and the greatest thing is that cd is like 30 secs....rich forevah!
ghost scepter...magicks do not exists so u cant be harmed...
observers( that refills on usb)...plant it in girlz dressingroom or smth like that...
buriza...in a war u get on machine gun....and tarataratarataratrat on the tanks, planes, blabla...1000 bullets in a min...i guess 200 crits...bam bam...pro solider....
eul...i a war u cycle one solider and u kill 100 of them...and hushh hushhh...u get medals for wining battles 1:5000
assualt curiass clothes are considered as armor i guess... u go in a center of cities...see a sexy girl...consider her as ur enemy...shes nakaed ....gg
diffusial can also be used as power solution...
eye of skadi...coz its lookes cool...
gem..u can sell it....
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I'd get Midas if I could turn Bill Gates into his gold ::)
cool!
i would take dagger and be just like JUMPER:P
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I'd get Midas if I could turn Bill Gates into his gold ::)
cool!
i would take dagger and be just like JUMPER:P
and someone punch you in face and u cant jump away and take a lot of (s)hits ;D
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i get helmet of dominator and dominate your mum and then bum bum u know
yes
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i get helmet of dominator and dominate your mum and then bum bum u know
yes
hahaha, btw joyjoy someone stole your siggy
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i get helmet of dominator and dominate your mum and then bum bum u know
yes
that is seriously pro idea (about mom )
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blade mail best for raging wife or gf -_-
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blade mail best for raging wife or gf -_-
:D she hit u with something and get pwned on herself :D
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i get helmet of dominator and dominate your mum and then bum bum u know
yes
+1
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Mystic Staff - Intelligence helps with exams ???
Boots of Travel - So I never get late to school because of playing dota till morning :'(
Butterfly - Just to dodge snowballs... nothing else ::)
Shiva's Guard - For hot summer days 8)
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5 aegis, and 1 divine. My inventory is full :)
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5 aegis is too much
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5 aegis is too much
i am crazy, i need more than 5 :-[
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go for 6 then
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Force staff to push shade off a cliff
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Force staff to push shade off a cliff
y LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL xDDDDDDD
so fanny xaxaaxxa
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Force staff to push shade off a cliff
+1
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Weeeeeelll what would I want, what would I want...??? I know, I would want Manta to copy myself...well I would send 1 copy to my gf and the other one to school...so I can stay home and play dota all day long... :)
Also...I have one item from dota in real life...
I GOT THE MAGIC STICK,
I'M THE LOVE DOCTOR...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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kosarkas would want observer wards irl so he support me while im jungling
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yes observer wards I forget them I wanna some pack to spying girls in showers or dress room :D
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agham for 20" cock
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yes observer wards I forget them I wanna some pack to spying girls in showers or dress room :D
lol pervert
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agham for 20" cock
ahah +1
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yes observer wards I forget them I wanna some pack to spying girls in showers or dress room :D
lol pervert
:D
agham for 20" cock
thats pervert ;D
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indeed
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Manta style,to make my illusion and send it to school,i will be at home and i will play dota...sry for bad english...:-D
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almost all of them would come in handy at one or other situation
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Manta style,to make my illusion and send it to school,i will be at home and i will play dota...sry for bad english...:-D
nice one :)
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Manta style,to make my illusion and send it to school,i will be at home and i will play dota...sry for bad english...:-D
Copy-cat :)
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lol aegis + hand of midas 4ever
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u got free slot for 1 more
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yes observer wards I forget them I wanna some pack to spying girls in showers or dress room :D
My new best item :)
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omfg this forum is full of perverts
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omfg this forum is full of perverts
hehe its not pervert its human :D I never said how old the girls are, OFC 18+
me got girlfriend for long time so Im not pervert (anymore ;D) I just create and think about funny and stupid garbage ;) Im everlasting kid ;D
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i realy want a candy cane , feel like eating something sweet
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Midas ,ussefull for teachers (you get rid of them for good and you get payed )
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Midas ,ussefull for teachers (you get rid of them for good and you get payed )
hh teacher hitman :D
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Midas ,ussefull for teachers (you get rid of them for good and you get payed )
hh teacher hitman :D
nononoo i sell them in jewelery store ..imagine you have 50,60kg of pure gold in cash..or if you are lucky some jaba hut teacher to get even more
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Midas ,ussefull for teachers (you get rid of them for good and you get payed )
hh teacher hitman :D
nononoo i sell them in jewelery store ..imagine you have 50,60kg of pure gold in cash..or if you are lucky some jaba hut teacher to get even more
jewelery or jewish shop a.k.a. pawnshop? ;D
p(a)wning teachers this way muhahaha :D
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It would be nice to have force staff, pushing people under buses etc. ;D
Edit: Didn't even see 1st post xD
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I d like to have Guinsoo to hex sheep into sheep
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Nowai, sheeps are immune to Guinsoo ;D
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Nowai, sheeps are immune to Guinsoo ;D
Only to guinsoo or to all magics and items?
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They r ancientz, so they have all kindz of immunitiez.
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They r ancientz, so they have all kindz of immunitiez.
I knew it.Btw i heard sheep are more powerful then rosh ...
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and this sheep is the mightiest ;D
(http://cdn1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/988/376/97/slOObNgr1ZNAxGC.jpg)
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and this sheep is the mightiest ;D
(http://cdn1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/988/376/97/slOObNgr1ZNAxGC.jpg)
Yes Wallace And Gromit sheep imba
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its Shawn the Sheep not W+G but by same creators and its imba sheep find the series and laugh ;)
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its Shawn the Sheep not W+G but by same creators and its imba sheep find the series and laugh ;)
Dont know Shawn but i guess he s imba too
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Omg go celebrate new year addictz xD
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Omg go celebrate new year addictz xD
sheep stick on you ;D
Im just sitting at may pc and waiting for meal and working on some FXs so I check sites every 30 min :)
and Im going to celebrate this junk with my girlfriend even its soooo artificial party day ;) if I wanna party, every day count as last :D
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Omg go celebrate new year addictz xD
I dont believe in New Year
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New Year doesn't believe in you, either xD
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New Year doesn't believe in you, either xD
But it should I exist
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Good for you. Go play some DotA then.
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Good for you. Go play some DotA then.
What makes you think I play DoTa?
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The fact u r spamming playDOTA.eu forums? o.O
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The fact u r spamming playDOTA.eu forums? o.O
Every month I choose ten random forums and join and make 'em better
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noliferz
btw. 100 years of Hajduk <3
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noliferz
btw. 100 years of Hajduk <3
See you on Poljud when Barcelona comes
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i guess u will be here on forum being a nolifer...
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i guess u will be here on forum being a nolifer...
Wrong guess must see when Jurica Buljat doesnt allow Messi not one contact with ball
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i dont think so...sry
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i dont think so...sry
You dont thin I ll be there or you think messi will have 1 contact
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both
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both
i ll be there 100 % if barca comes
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Fwck Hajduk 'n Dinamo, Sloboda is the best!
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Fwck Hajduk 'n Dinamo, Sloboda is the best!
You then dont know famous Burkina Faso football club Africas Giraffes
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only thinag that i like about dinamo is Mamic ...hes king! :D
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hey this forum is about dota items not about how do you call it foot.....war or what ;D I dont like this kind of sport, hockey is nice and tough sport to watch and ofc dota matches ;D
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Lol man, DotA is life, not sport! xD
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dota is noliferz game :D
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Lol man, DotA is life, not sport! xD
and sport is not life too? ;D
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Sport is a game, just like Counter Strike xD DotA is real :D
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I've got the feeling that you're going offtopic...
Create a new thread if you want to discuss such things.
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I've got the feeling that you're going offtopic...
Create a new thread if you want to discuss such things.
said that and agree even its offtopic its sort of offtopic ;)
in that case MOM I say with this mask I will be like Cpt. America ;D
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Lotar :P
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dota is noliferz game :D
Man you are on Dota forum.And yes you fail I am very big lifer I like a lot tv series Life and Charlie Crews.
And Lothar+Kelen would be imba in real life
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there is a thing called jokes, google it...but i doubt that u are big lifer...u got 3 sollutions-nolifer
-grandpa
-kiddie
btw. id like to have fountain at my home its not item but image a buisness selling healing water bottles
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I'd get divine rapier so I can go around and RAPE..... and then some lothar to help me go away
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dagon lvl 5 ;D
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dagon lvl 5 ;D
Why dagon level 5 when you can get linken and wind behind enemy and then blink with kelen in front of him to confouse and kill?
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Boots of travel!!! ;)
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u need a creep/building to tp on it xD
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u need a creep/building to tp on it xD
buildings np like school work shop and creeps?.....every normal citizen ;D but it wouldnt be so nice if some1 is appearing next to me :D
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tp :D
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kelen's dagger
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dagger 4 sure ! xD
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manta style is rly usefull item in school fights xD
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u need a creep/building to tp on it xD
buildings np like school work shop and creeps?.....every normal citizen ;D but it wouldnt be so nice if some1 is appearing next to me :D
school is a friendly building?
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Of course, it helps u find ur purpose in life, learn some new stuff, get job tomorrow, lowers chances of doing criminal activities, using drugz, killing ppl etc. Just kidding, destroying school iz more important than destroying rax xD
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and all citzens are friendly? :D
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Dunno 'bout you, but fast food makerz r my friendly unitz :D
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a very friendly building is TREE if you have to pee ;D
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i would take ironwood branch...then i would pass al my exams...cause i always need that +1 mark to pass..:D
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i would take ironwood branch...then i would pass al my exams...cause i always need that +1 mark to pass..:D
LOlz ,,i would take Bottle :))))) ,,need some heal sometimes :P
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i would take ironwood branch...then i would pass al my exams...cause i always need that +1 mark to pass..:D
LOlz ,,i would take Bottle :))))) ,,need some heal sometimes :P
LOL...i thought that Chuck Norris never needs to heal...:D
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but im not chuck norris in the reall life ,,this is the topic right ? :))
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u r not real chuck norris ? WATAFAK !!?!?!??!
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NO omfg im sorry to dissapoint you
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I would like to have dagger also...so i can blink when cops are chasing me....:D...:P
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I would like to have dagger also...so i can blink when cops are chasing me....:D...:P
or that new one smoke of deceit would be cooler become invi and disappear from their map for some time and be safe ;D
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Lol, but wut if army with anti-stealth technologiez is chasing u (dust, gem, wardz)?
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use slarks 1st xd
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y, but if topic was what dota SPELL would u want irl, so u fail'd again xD
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I would like to have dagger also...so i can blink when cops are chasing me....:D...:P
why would they chase u ?
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I would like to have dagger also...so i can blink when cops are chasing me....:D...:P
why would they chase u ?
outlaw for sure he dont pay net and has stolen war3 :D
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and downloaded cracked dreamdota (dragoljub linked him to it)
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better than to pay money xDDDDDDDDD
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Lol ,i got a stolen war3 ,,all my country does :DDDD
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oh my god
u r criminal
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oh my god
u r criminal
lolz :DDD ,,,dont say it with loud voice
somebody could hear :PPP
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btw what is real life anyway ?
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some game adults play nowadays... It has 1st person camera and imba graphix
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BOT ftw they would increase my w3 hours played on xfire so much :S
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DaggeR (blink) rules
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some game adults play nowadays... It has 1st person camera and imba graphix
hmm i dont like good graphix they are distracting me from gameplay i might stay on w3 then fuck this real life anyway
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i'll take 'hand of midas' and use it to turn old people into gold/money!!!! with a cooldown of 100 seconds that's alot of money in 1 day....
if i can have a 2nd item i'll take boots of travel .. london to california in 3 seconds?
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delet this plz
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Hahahaha xD XDDD
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delet this plz
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WhY? :(
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xD double fail :SSS
i wanted to edit my post and write delet this :/
bcs i want that a mod delet my posts ( last 3 now )
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omg this topic is full of spam!! AArgh
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omg this topic is full of spam!! AArgh
(http://teevault.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/no-shit-sherlock-t-shirt-300x247.gif)
oh yay another sherlock in this forum gosh no1 is safe around here when we have so many detectives
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5x heart + blaid mail
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omg this topic is full of spam!! AArgh
(http://teevault.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/no-shit-sherlock-t-shirt-300x247.gif)
oh yay another sherlock in this forum gosh no1 is safe around here when we have so many detectives
LOL imba pwn
6 good life branches would be cool to have
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What would you do with them?
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What would you do with them?
If 1 life branch makes better life imagine what 6 do
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Makes u hugh hefner?
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Makes u hugh hefner?
y makes me hugh and president of angola
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just scepter...so I can be mightier then Chuck Norris buahahh
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just scepter...so I can be mightier then Chuck Norris buahahh
lol ,,but you + scepter = Vunerable :xD
but chuck + scepter = PAWN and imortal
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and what about scepter + null talisman....I get intel bonus...so I will be cleverer then Chuck and stay less vulnerable :P
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chuck dont even need scepters..
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y no need scepter...better dagon for him :D
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hes ult is beyond scepter xD
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anyway linken > all u cant get pwned while having it
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if sb has a doubt ,check my signature :xD
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chuck is neither strength/agi/intel he is something in the middle...pls tell us u know everything about chuck :)
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im to lazy ,but use this web www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
you can find anything here about chuck :xD
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http://www.nochucknorris.com/ (http://www.nochucknorris.com/)
u search and C&P it here so i can read it...if u can search :P
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http://www.nochucknorris.com/ (http://www.nochucknorris.com/)
u search and C&P it here so i can read it...if u can search :P
www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
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wind walk ;)
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chuck dont even need scepters..
scepter needs chuck
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Maybe courier, little tiches or pudge... No, Viper is the best! ;)
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chuck dont even need scepters..
scepter needs chuck
no chuck not need xD
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a lot of Tango:D:D:D
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a lot of Tango:D:D:D
Why tango man lol :D?
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Yes :) a lot and lot of tango :D they are kinda best x)
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I would use the boots. Running faster ;D
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I would use the boots. Running faster ;D
Then better teleport boots xd
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I would use the boots. Running faster ;D
Then better teleport boots xd
i would like to have force staff so i could do fatality with maniac Rejected Mortal Kombat Fatalities Ep. 1 (Machinima) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZrE0g4G9sM&feature=fvst#ws)
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i want teleport and ancient tango,so i show girls that i can eat trees :O :D
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i want teleport and ancient tango,so i show girls that i can eat trees :O :D
so they can see you are giraffe?
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I would use the boots. Running faster ;D
Then better teleport boots xd
i would like to have force staff so i could do fatality with maniac Rejected Mortal Kombat Fatalities Ep. 1 (Machinima) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZrE0g4G9sM&feature=fvst#ws)
watched all 4 episodes xDDD
iz cool :)))
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ahahaha lol +1 on mom +wards combo
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I think BKB would be best item in real world so u ll be immune to all shit on this freakin world... :)
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i think teddy bear is best item
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I would use the boots. Running faster ;D
Then better teleport boots xd
oooooooooo you r right. Teleport boots rulez;)
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and what about scepter + null talisman....I get intel bonus...so I will be cleverer then Chuck and stay less vulnerable :P
chuck norris mana is infinite
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and what about scepter + null talisman....I get intel bonus...so I will be cleverer then Chuck and stay less vulnerable :P
hes stats are infinite
his ulti kills every man on planet :D
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blink dagger , boots of travel , force staff ,manta and hex would be enough for me lol
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blink dagger , boots of travel , force staff ,manta and hex would be enough for me lol
better silenc ...
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manta style ;p
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dagon ,
to kill crocodiles :D
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i would like to have radiance and go to justin bieber concert with it
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i would like to have radiance and go to justin bieber concert with it
U need gem to find that "invs" people... ::)
http://www.motifake.com/blind-people-blind-demotivational-posters-94556.html (http://www.motifake.com/blind-people-blind-demotivational-posters-94556.html)
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blink dagger , boots of travel , force staff ,manta and hex would be enough for me lol
better silenc ...
die pls
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blink dagger , boots of travel , force staff ,manta and hex would be enough for me lol
better silenc ...
die pls
Stfu pls
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i dunno if anyone said be4 but id like lothar and kelen...
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Aegis and an iron wood branch
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i would like to have radiance and go to justin bieber concert with it
good one =D
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i would like to have radiance and go to justin bieber concert with it
good one =D
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Unfortunately, justien bieber's fans are immuned (or they just would die from its songs).
Same shit with Lady gaga's fans (as they are just grown up bieber's fans : eating commercial shit like it was jam)
But I must admit vaikiss was -once- pretty funny with this one.
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I luv haters
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gem/dust , go to place from paranormal activities...
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i would like to have radiance and go to justin bieber concert with it
good one =D
xaxaxaxaxax xfddddds
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i would like to have radiance and go to justin bieber concert with it
the best ;D owned justin :D
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i think satanic ... inmagine you in war, get injured and you just shoot someone and you get healed :D
:D
i was choose travel and manta making ilisions and staying multiple place...sounds good. :)
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Maaanta xD :D
Dagger (but -wtf) xDDD
And yea, scepter, go challenge 500 people vs u and use scepter and pwn the n44bs xD
(there are no magics in this world... ? 0_0? )
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i would like to have radiance and go to justin bieber concert with it
you dont need to have radi to pwn justin beaver you can with no items or if noob one gg branch enough
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90 antient tangos + chopper axe and i go forest.
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kelen's dagger wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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kelen's dagger best for real world xaxaxxaxa
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The best dota item in real life is MANTA STYLE,why?u can send first illusion to school,second to sent to do your homework..and u can play dota whole day...xD u don't need to worry for anything xD...
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Ironwood branch!
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I want army of Courrire :D
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i would like bloodstone when i die i rewpaen faster
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Force Staff and just push people around without them knowing. It'd be epic! lolz
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Force staff to push shade off a cliff
and this
i would like to have radiance and go to justin bieber concert with it
still the best imo :D
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Hand of Midas!
Huhhh, i smell money!!!
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Lothars FTW!!!
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The best dota item in real life is MANTA STYLE,why?u can send first illusion to school,second to sent to do your homework..and u can play dota whole day...xD u don't need to worry for anything xD...
xaxaxaxa nice life item xD
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my choice is boots of travel and butterfly.simply boots i can tp wherever i want and butterfly girls have miss if want hit slap when you sleep whit other girl or other options ;) ;D
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manta better xD
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my choice is boots of travel and butterfly.simply boots i can tp wherever i want and butterfly girls have miss if want hit slap when you sleep whit other girl or other options ;) ;D
Hahahah, but only 30% miss :D
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hmm i wanna roshans ageis :D
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manta better xD
xmmm yes not bed you can be whit 3 different girls at the same time ;) ;D
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I would like to have silence,so I could silence all of you who are writing nonsense.Do we really need topics like these?
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I would like to have silence,so I could silence all of you who are writing nonsense.Do we really need topics like these?
Yea :D i to want )
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i would like to have ban hammer to ban u all except vainikiss
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what about me :( ?
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ohh forgot :( i would even unban u 5 times so even if they ban u u will auto get unban <3
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i would like to have ban hammer to ban u all except vainikiss
That's not even a dota item,dude... You know what,I would spam you with silence because you're worse then those guys above,at least they're talking nonsense ontopic...now you have gone offtopic xD
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i could pwn u with some nasty insult but noo iam good perzon
btw: i am 70 lvl balkan ultimate flamer!
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I'm Balkan's GM of insults,well it's our mentality,some are better than other,but in general we're all "insulters" xD
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If I wanted Tangos in real life,would that make me vegetarian?
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If I wanted Tangos in real life,would that make me vegetarian?
not rly :D