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Title: Epic thieves
Post by: Geistesblitz on December 13, 2010, 23:29
I was watching the news just now and they mentioned that a team of 4 guys stole the GPS system of 2 boats a day ago. Today they were caught as the police used the GPS locator to track the thieves and arrested them.

Smart.
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: joyjoy on December 13, 2010, 23:49
smart guys indeed even for police guys  ;D there is a lot of curious cases like this and you are just laughing how some ppl are sometimes stupid  :)
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: XenyStyle on December 14, 2010, 00:05
i saw on the news few yrs ago that 2 guys went into a house,took money,jewelery,etc.they found a bottle of liquor(dunno is it right on eng...rakija on srb) they drank it and felt to sleep...next day police got em in the garden of that house...
And about a month ago in the kindergarden where my mom works,some1 broke in,stole a plasma tv,hi fi,dvd players,photo machine,etc etc.police found the photo machine and the thieves made some photos of themselves in 4am(it was a family with 2 kids,all 4 members were on the photos...)
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: vaikiss on December 14, 2010, 01:05
lol i like dumb criminals
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: NiGhT^^StAlKeR on December 27, 2010, 10:30
lol i like dumb criminals

We agree on that  ;D
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: tightrope on December 27, 2010, 13:00
man, ya, thieves are stupid, but Romanian gypsies are the shit! Gypsies roamed the country, but were never accepted, so they lived in tents and had horses and families, so on... About 10 years ago, some people made them small houses. Guess what happened, they put the horses and other animals in the house and they continued to sleep in the tent.

These people are hilarious, they make tons of money and build castles or very big houses and get tents and sleep in them. (i can even prove it if you don't believe me)

There's a famous gypsy Dan Finutu (Dan the sensible) that made a full scale replica of the court where he won his first trial and he lives in that replica. He also had 2 houses in the same town and he wanted to make a small bridge between them because they're across the road but the city counsel woudln't allow it.

And so on...
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: Natura Sonoris on December 27, 2010, 19:16
I know a story about old dude working on zoo parking lot .Funny thing it was zoo parking lot and not public one (In state's ownership) so old dude worked every single day and all money he got he put in metal box for which zoo owners though it was for state money ,and one day old dude did not come at work and days passed and zoo called state parking department and asked where is he ,and they did not know of whom they talked about ,because that parking is not in property of state but it was zoo's property which owners did not know and all money should belong to them ,but old guy took it all....they say he made for few years couple millions of dollars (20 mill i think) ...
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: tightrope on December 29, 2010, 20:28
what's a slavi?
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: Shagon on December 29, 2010, 20:30
what's a slavi?
The question you wanted to write is : " WHO is slavi " :D
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: Roronoa^^Zoro on December 29, 2010, 21:41
I ask myself every day, WHERE is slavi?
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: wekz on December 29, 2010, 22:10
slavi dead  :o
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: mrNiceguy on December 30, 2010, 14:51
slavi dead  :o

Nah he only failed toilet and he is still somewhere down in the deepnes :D.
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: wekz on December 30, 2010, 15:44
slavi dead  :o

Nah he only failed toilet and he is still somewhere down in the deepnes :D.

hahahahahahah  ::)
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: joyjoy on December 30, 2010, 16:36
slavi dead  :o

Nah he only failed toilet and he is still somewhere down in the deepnes :D.
sewer explorer made me laugh  ;D
like Mario jumps over crocodiles and weird mushrooms  :D
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: TiNisiDinamo on December 30, 2010, 21:24
Try to make one smart thieves thread
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: Natura Sonoris on December 30, 2010, 21:37
Epic - Smart it is same
Title: Re: Epic thieves
Post by: TiNisiDinamo on December 30, 2010, 22:08
Epic - Smart it is same
Epicly Smart thieves best like
 Victor Lustig: the criminal who managed to “sell” the Eiffel Tower, twice