Yo Momma

[[kosarkas]]

Yo momma so ugly Chuck Norris couldn't make me kiss her...

Yo mamma is like a gas station, open all times...

Go write the best yo momma jokes that you ever heard or you think of...And don't think of this as flame,or we can make this like a yo momma flame room

Yo momma so fat,after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on the bitch

[donjacrtasamir]

Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

[Tupac Shakur]

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world .
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway .
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller .

I love this Yo mama jokes fucking funny

[zeko]

Yo momma is so fat you slap her on her butt and catch the wave

Yo momma is so fat when u want to have sex with her u roll her in flour and look for wet place

[joyjoy]

it can be ok if non of them will be personal to some1 (mean if it wont be adressed to any user), after all its another kind of joke like Blondies jokes

here yo momma jokes from Meet the Spartans (300 parody), shame theres no normal recorded vid just those video camera shits :/ if you wanna see it in full find the movie its quite good and funny



best is last momma joke  - yo mom is so hairy that only language she can speak is Wookie :DDD

[[kosarkas]]

Yo momma so fat her but crack is like Grand Canyon...

Yo momma so ugly even Pudge wouldn't date her!!!

[BrownTygeR]

Yo momma so stupid dat she tries to kill creeps with zeus ulti.

Yo momma so fat that when she went to watch Fast and Furious some1 shouted "Look its the fat and the furious!"

[[kosarkas]]

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slaped her mother

[diskretni.heroj]

Yo mamma so fat that the photo of her taken in the year 1990 is still printing!

Your momma's so poor, i came over to her place, stepped on a cigarette butt, she yelled "GET OFF MY HEATER!

[[kosarkas]]

Yo momma's breath smells so bad,every1 waits for her to fart to start breathing...

[SKCTeam]

yo momma riki uses lotharr yeahhh

yo momma ursa uses mom

[[kosarkas]]

Yo momma so stupid she thinks justin bieber is a boy!!

[baja_cro]

your mama is fat ?

[DoctaSpock]

your mama is fat ?

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