Not to be crude, but have you ever farted and pooped a little on accident?

[Bart]

Not to be crude, but have you ever farted and pooped a little on accident?

I did once when I was in elementary school. I didn't know for sure if I had really pooped or not but, sure enough, a little bit of diarrhea had slipped out of my butt. I thought I smelled poop but I was sort of unsure and I wanted to play it off so I didn't act like I knew what was going on. I just sat there for a couple hours with mystery warmth in my underwear, hoping that it wasn't poop. When I went to the bathroom to pee, I noticed that there was poop on my perineum that had worked up on to my testicles during class. I washed it off and didn't tell anyone. It was pretty damned embarrassing but at least nobody saw or knew what happened or found out that I was the one that pooped in my pants in class. I bet that the whole class smelled like fresh poop and everyone was wondering who farted and why it lingered for a couple of hours.

Has this ever happened to you? Not just guys but the ladies too. xDDDDDDD

[DatFace]

[Leo]

Solid topic.

[Bart]

xDDD

[DoctaSpock]

EPIC topic

me never pooped into my pants. me macho man. 

[dRagoLjuB]

Lolol
My sister wanted to sshit but it was to late And she left a small shit infront of the doo
And when i was just a lil kid i had  proljiv and my mom gave me this cook chocolate and i ate the whOle one thqn i didnt need to shit , somE mins later i ate a bannana and needed to shit, i went to the toilete and the fart was soo strong (pritisak) that when i took A shit it exploded on the wall like one meter
True storry i swer on wgat ever u want
Some mistaked bcs i m in bus and writing

[NiGhT^^StAlKeR]

+1

[raven]

u bring trolling to a whole new lvl bart -_-

[Bart]

u bring trolling to a whole new lvl bart -_-

thanks xDD

[filibis]

+1

u bring trolling to a whole new lvl bart -_-

+2 ^^

[Astaroth]

I did once when I was in elementary school. I didn't know for sure if I had really pooped or not but, sure enough, a little bit of diarrhea had slipped out of my butt. I thought I smelled poop but I was sort of unsure and I wanted to play it off so I didn't act like I knew what was going on. I just sat there for a couple hours with mystery warmth in my underwear, hoping that it wasn't poop. When I went to the bathroom to pee, I noticed that there was poop on my perineum that had worked up on to my testicles during class. I washed it off and didn't tell anyone. It was pretty damned embarrassing but at least nobody saw or knew what happened or found out that I was the one that pooped in my pants in class. I bet that the whole class smelled like fresh poop and everyone was wondering who farted and why it lingered for a couple of hours.

Spoiler for Hiden:

u bring trolling to a whole new lvl bart -_-

Spoiler for Hiden:

No need to say anything, pictures says all quite well

[Bart]

Another adventure of shit!

I remember, in Poland, when me and my mate(we were 13 years old) walked at night and 5 older hooligans caught us and they wanted us to give them all money, mobile phones etc. One of them had a samurai sword. I was like, omg im giving u all but dont kill me i wanna my nerd life to be longer. However, poop saved us, my mate pooped coz of fear, and those 5 hooligans left us beacuse they started to feel imba smell of poop and didnt want to be touch by my friend.
I was like wtf......POOP CAN SAVE PEOPLE.

[Leo]

Poop brings salvation. Didn't you know that?! It is called "holy shit".

[Vector]

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