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Re: Funny Jokes Chuck Norris :)
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2011, 13:15 »
Quote from: Astaroth on September 13, 2011, 13:08
Quote from: G___R___E___E___D on September 12, 2011, 16:21
chuck norris has ms of 523
So Barat can charge him and get him like np? Bullshit!
Spoiler for Hiden:
Chuck Norris has ms of 523 when stunned!

y, u right.. my bad.. bad joke.. didnt think about barat :S
So i gues its 651 then?
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Re: Funny Jokes Chuck Norris :)
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2011, 14:32 »
Quote from: Astaroth on September 13, 2011, 13:08
Spoiler for Hiden:
Chuck Norris has ms of 523 when stunned!

To much stupid :D
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Re: Funny Jokes Chuck Norris :)
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2011, 14:41 »
Quote from: G___R___E___E___D on September 13, 2011, 13:15
Quote from: Astaroth on September 13, 2011, 13:08
Quote from: G___R___E___E___D on September 12, 2011, 16:21
chuck norris has ms of 523
So Barat can charge him and get him like np? Bullshit!
Spoiler for Hiden:
Chuck Norris has ms of 523 when stunned!

y, u right.. my bad.. bad joke.. didnt think about barat :S
So i gues its 651 then?
651? So Bara can follow Chuck Norris and he can laught at him ;D And then pwn all DotA by round-house kick ;)
Seriously now, Chuck Norris doesn't have ms at all imo. He just teleports from place to place. Even when running.
Quote from: EiSENCHE on September 13, 2011, 14:32
Quote from: Astaroth on September 13, 2011, 13:08
Spoiler for Hiden:
Chuck Norris has ms of 523 when stunned!

To much stupid :D
Thank You ;D
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Re: Funny Jokes Chuck Norris :)
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2011, 21:46 »
STFU ! noobs xDDDDDDD  :o  :D my quotes best x)  :)  ;)  ;D  8)  ::)  :P  :-[  :-X  :-\  :-*  :'(  ;D  :D  ;)
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Re: Funny Jokes Chuck Norris :)
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2011, 02:12 »
Chuck Norris isn't an orb effect :)
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Re: Funny Jokes Chuck Norris :)
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2011, 15:28 »
Chuck Norris can touch this xD
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Re: Funny Jokes Chuck Norris :)
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2011, 16:31 »
Those i find good:

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
     
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
     
Handicapped Parking is reserved for Chuck Norris. The picture shows what will happen to you if you take his spot.
     
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
     
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
     
When Google has a question.... It ChuckNorriss it.
 
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