Author Topic: Funny Jokes Chuck Norris :) (Read 2372 times)

AcDc · « **on:** September 03, 2011, 00:22 »

chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table,because the only element he understood was the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down

AcDc · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2011, 00:32 »

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life! xaxaxa xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Astaroth · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2011, 20:53 »

There was topic about The Chuck.

Anyway, my favourite:
Chuck Norris once visited extensive area of Sahara forest with an axe.

SaintKnight · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2011, 04:30 »

Chuck Norris can make orange juice out of bananas.

Jingle^Balls · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2011, 09:28 »

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father XD.

BrownTygeR · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2011, 09:53 »

Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight, loser was to wear his underwear on his pants.

Astaroth · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2011, 18:54 »

Chuck Norris and God are playing poker.
God says: "All in - whole world, whole universe, just all!"
Chuck Norris stares to God for a while and then says: "Raise!"

auditek · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2011, 20:00 »

when chuck norris is doing push up, he isnt lifting himself up, he is pushing earth down.

Silver · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2011, 04:46 »

Chuck Norris can walk on Earthshaker's Fissure !

Roshan does not respawn , he's sent back by Chuck Norris to be punished again.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Linken , he denies and reflects all magic.

Chuck Norris absorbs Finger of Death and shoots it out through his big toe.

Chuck Norris has a 100 % chance for multicast. With Aghanims its 200 %.

Chuck Norris can use Helm of the dominator on Enemy Heros