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Dota Jokes xD
« on: September 02, 2011, 23:59 »
Dota Jokes :]
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Bradwarden and Pit lord had a child named Brad pit.

Don't blame strength hero players if they play stupidly, their intelligence gain is low.

Why only get 1 boot? If 1 is good, 2 is better? Nerubian Assassin has 6 legs - he needs 6 boots.

If you use Juggernaut's Blade Fury, then for the next few hits, he has
50%chance of missing his attack because he's still dizzy from all the
spinning.

If you are windwalking and get an invisibility rune. You disappear from Existence.

Roshan was a nerd, that's why until now everyone is still bullying him.

If you're Scourge all you have to do to win is to buy tangoes and eat the Tree of Life.

Meepo's clones get into fights about which one is the best.

Use BKB when about to suicide with techies you will not be killed..

Void doesn't care about fighting dirty. After all, he's faceless.

Mogul Kahn is never seen in competitive play. He was axed.
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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 00:02 »
Roshan was a nerd, that's why until now everyone is still bullying him.

XD

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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 00:13 »
Alchemist,Tinker,and Techies gets free stuffs from the secret goblin shops because they are all related to the owner.

Magina has a sister called Vagina.

Doombringer can run faster because it's painful to walk slowly on his own fire.

Easy way to win the game: Pick tiny, get bkb at level 16 and approach Roshan with avatar. Tell him that you're his son.

this is more :D  ahahha :P i am good for humor :D
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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 00:17 »
No offense but I liked only this one:
Roshan was a nerd, that's why until now everyone is still bullying him.
Still thumbs up for the thread  8)

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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 00:18 »
thanks, sir !
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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2011, 00:27 »
No offense but I liked only this one:
Roshan was a nerd, that's why until now everyone is still bullying him.
Still thumbs up for the thread  8)

Stfu u only like it cuz i told i like it gtfo pls nab :D

Btw hello jk i luf ya :D

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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2011, 00:30 »
RoxXaN dont flame him ...  :o  >:(
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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2011, 00:44 »
Sry.... now i get it :P TROLOLOL :D Saint u are doomed in game :D

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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2011, 01:02 »
Sir,

For me its funny, if for you its dont funny than dont coment and dont read.
Sorry!
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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2011, 01:35 »
Sir,

For me its funny, if for you its dont funny than dont coment and dont read.
Sorry!
ur posts reminds me of myself   just little bit less poetry

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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2011, 01:38 »
ok w/e tnx :D :) xD
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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2011, 01:48 »
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If you use Juggernaut's Blade Fury, then for the next few hits, he has
50%chance of missing his attack because he's still dizzy from all the
spinning.

found this quite funny

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Re: Dota Jokes xD
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2011, 16:44 »
i think everybody hear this 2:

when pudgis mother born him u know what she said? -repick

jesus had aegis
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