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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #255 on: June 11, 2021, 00:44 »
On a train.
"Are you travelling to Manchester?"
"Yes."
"And what are you planning to do there?"
"Get off the train
typically English Today Jokes ;D
Speaking of trains and jokes:
"Where is your train going"
"Directly into the fountain"
"What a train it is?
"The deer train" :D
« Last Edit: June 11, 2021, 00:46 by tehnika8x8 »

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #256 on: June 11, 2021, 06:18 »
Ahahahaha, i get it
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #257 on: June 11, 2021, 09:49 »
Best train ever!!!
Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #258 on: June 11, 2021, 10:49 »
How do I get on that train?
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SO, IF YOU WILL BE IN THIS STATE EVER, GO AND FIGHT IT, LOL

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #259 on: June 12, 2021, 18:17 »
Now difficult. That train is already left

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #260 on: June 13, 2021, 05:37 »
Left in our souls
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #261 on: June 13, 2021, 19:10 »
Q: What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go one night without Robin

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #262 on: June 17, 2021, 19:15 »
Now difficult. That train is already left

Kemmy sad  :'( :'(
Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #263 on: June 17, 2021, 23:17 »
knock knock

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #264 on: June 20, 2021, 01:57 »
Who is there!
Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #265 on: June 20, 2021, 16:47 »
Who is there!

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