Quote from: MadManI didn't make this topic for anybody from my team except myself Sig material >.<
I didn't make this topic for anybody from my team except myself
Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
MadPorn
Looks like this thread had died. I will post a joke, maybe someone will find it funny.Maria and John makes an awkward couple with some sex related issues.One day, Maria brings a strategy for starting sex. Maria: John, from now on, when you want to have sex with me, pull one of my tits 1 time. If you don't want to have sex, pull it 2 times so I can know and leave you alone. Spoiler for Hiden: John: Maria, when you want to have sex with me, pull my d*ck 1 time. If you don't want to have sex, pull my d*ck about 50 times.
Boy: My mother's name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.Teacher: You must be Kidding.Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm Joking.