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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #195 on: September 26, 2014, 19:04 »
I'm sorry Kemcek but on Earth big beautiful boobs are sacred...we only touch and play with them, we don't eat them ;D
So,eat turkey ^_^
« Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 19:11 by MadMan »
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #196 on: September 26, 2014, 20:37 »
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #197 on: September 26, 2014, 21:13 »
Quote from: KeMCek on September 26, 2014, 20:37
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Next step evolution in BDSM ;D
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #198 on: September 27, 2014, 01:48 »
BDSM?
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #199 on: September 27, 2014, 09:49 »
google it kemcek :F
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #200 on: March 06, 2015, 13:37 »
Looks like this thread had died. I will post a joke, maybe someone will find it funny.

Maria and John makes an awkward couple with some sex related issues.
One day, Maria brings a strategy for starting sex.
Maria: John, from now on, when you want to have sex with me, pull one of my tits 1 time.
         If you don't want to have sex, pull it 2 times so I can know and leave you alone.
Spoiler for Hiden:
John: Maria, when you want to have sex with me, pull my d*ck 1 time.
         If you don't want to have sex, pull my d*ck about 50 times.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #201 on: March 23, 2015, 19:07 »
Quote from: Renovatio on March 06, 2015, 13:37
Looks like this thread had died. I will post a joke, maybe someone will find it funny.

Maria and John makes an awkward couple with some sex related issues.
One day, Maria brings a strategy for starting sex.
Maria: John, from now on, when you want to have sex with me, pull one of my tits 1 time.
         If you don't want to have sex, pull it 2 times so I can know and leave you alone.
Spoiler for Hiden:
John: Maria, when you want to have sex with me, pull my d*ck 1 time.
         If you don't want to have sex, pull my d*ck about 50 times.

hahahahahahahahaha :P :P
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #202 on: February 15, 2016, 01:04 »
And this is how you fuck up your phone's battery ;D
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #203 on: March 11, 2017, 15:11 »
Boy: My mother's name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.

Teacher: You must be Kidding.

Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm Joking.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #204 on: March 11, 2017, 16:33 »
Quote from: Bart on March 11, 2017, 15:11
Boy: My mother's name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.

Teacher: You must be Kidding.

Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm Joking.

Ok +1.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #205 on: March 18, 2017, 16:19 »
Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.

You can't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his knife back in his pocket.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #206 on: February 10, 2018, 01:15 »
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9!
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #207 on: February 10, 2018, 01:25 »
Alchemist makes Eye of Skadi as first item.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #208 on: February 14, 2018, 09:33 »
Natsumi was using MaraSK account all these years but he keeps saying that it is not his account, lol. Even when we know the truth
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #209 on: February 15, 2018, 01:59 »
Good one!  :y:
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