Joke Thread

[Fairplay_]

Arabic joke :

They sed to him : work !
he sed               : why ?
They sed to him : so u make money !
he sed               : why ?
They sed to him : so u get marriad !
he sed               : why ?
They sed to him : so u have children !
he sed               : why ?
They sed to him : so they serve u !
he sed               : why ?
They sed to him : So u have a goof life
he sed               : I m having a good life why this long turn..


Another one:

A conversation beteween an american and a tunisian (arabic ):
The american : we in america give 10 000  dolar to ppl and take 500 dollar as tax and we dont ask them where they spend the rest..

the tunisian : we in tunisia give      200  dollar to  ppl  and take 500 dollar as tax   and we dont ask them from where they come with the rest..

Another one :

Hitler sed :
the man sleep 6 hours
the woman sleep 7 hours
idiots sleep 8 hours

Spoiler for Hiden:

Think GOD he didnt mention those who sleep 12 hours

I have hundreds of ARABIC JOKEs but cant be translated or they includ some racist content ...

[iNevermore]

@up

Your jokes are so dry I need to drink water.

[Fairplay_]

Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change

[_VendettA_]

Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change

piece of advice .. never translate jokes from other languages they always lose their meaning 

[Astaroth]

Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change

piece of advice .. never translate jokes from other languages they always lose their meaning 

This.

And the word "sed" has no meaning in English. The word you wanted to use is "said" 

[Fairplay_]

Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change

piece of advice .. never translate jokes from other languages they always lose their meaning 

This.

And the word "sed" has no meaning in English. The word you wanted to use is "said" 

OMG I feel stupid 

[donjacrtasamir]

Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change

piece of advice .. never translate jokes from other languages they always lose their meaning 

This.

And the word "sed" has no meaning in English. The word you wanted to use is "said" 

OMG I feel stupid 

nah it's cool dog you made even more mistakes

[SaintKnight]

haha this thread is still alive  seems like it needs fresh jokes from me !
whats the difference between pizzas and dogs? pizzas dont scream when u put them in the oven... ( dogs  )

a better one

a russian, an american and a bulgarian are talking, the russian says
- we were the first ones to go out in space!
american says
- we were the first ones to step on the moon!
bulgarian says
- we were the first ones to step on the sun!
then the american asks
- how?! its too hot there, you would die!
the bulgarian replies
- we went there during the night...

[Astaroth]

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

The worst thing is to wake up next to random girl, don't know here name, where you met or even how she died.

A sniper comes home after a long day and says to his wife: "I missed you today!"

[NiGhT^^StAlKeR]

A sniper comes home after a long day and says to his wife: "I missed you today!"

rofl 

[End]

A sniper comes home after a long day and says to his wife: "I missed you today!"

Hahahaha good one

[iNevermore]

How do we call someone with no body and no nose?

Spoiler for Hiden:

Nobody knows

[Bart]

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

[GREED]

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

naughty as always

[shpura]

She's just making money...