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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #120 on: March 18, 2012, 14:29 »
trololo yeah +1 from me either  ;D

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #121 on: March 18, 2012, 14:36 »
ROFL  eipic

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #122 on: March 18, 2012, 14:40 »
old,but still epic! :)


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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #123 on: March 18, 2012, 15:05 »
hahahah nice 1  ;D
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #124 on: March 18, 2012, 15:26 »
 ;D epic
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #125 on: March 18, 2012, 17:58 »
Merged with Joke thread. Why ppl don't look at sticky topics?

Anyway, nice joke :D

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #126 on: March 18, 2012, 18:01 »
Merged with Joke thread. Why ppl don't look at sticky topics?

Anyway, nice joke :D
becouse sticky topics r retarded shit like

"pd staff song" ?

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #127 on: March 18, 2012, 18:02 »
Merged with Joke thread. Why ppl don't look at sticky topics?

Anyway, nice joke :D
becouse sticky topics r retarded shit like

"pd staff song" ?

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #128 on: April 01, 2012, 04:58 »
LOL
From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised.
Example:

<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.                         
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More recently, "your mom" has also been used as a reply to almost any statement. For example, if you were to say "wow, this living room is huge," I would reply with "Your mom is huge." Used in this way, a your mom joke does not necessarily have to make sense "your mom doesn't make sense." This is a good way to change subjects or liven a dull conversation "Your mom is a dull conversation." Be careful though, because replying to anything somebody says with a your mom joke can become a negative habit "your mom became my negative habit last night." Especially be careful when in a workplace as your coworkers may not like it if you do this all day long "I do your mom all day long."
Your mom can also be used as an answer to a question. Here are a few examples...
"How much does this cost"... "a lot more than your mom charged last night."
"What do you want to eat tonight"..."your mom."
"Are you doing anything this weekend...(you get the picture).

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #129 on: April 01, 2012, 18:09 »
LOL
From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised.
Example:

<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.                         
********************

More recently, "your mom" has also been used as a reply to almost any statement. For example, if you were to say "wow, this living room is huge," I would reply with "Your mom is huge." Used in this way, a your mom joke does not necessarily have to make sense "your mom doesn't make sense." This is a good way to change subjects or liven a dull conversation "Your mom is a dull conversation." Be careful though, because replying to anything somebody says with a your mom joke can become a negative habit "your mom became my negative habit last night." Especially be careful when in a workplace as your coworkers may not like it if you do this all day long "I do your mom all day long."
Your mom can also be used as an answer to a question. Here are a few examples...
"How much does this cost"... "a lot more than your mom charged last night."
"What do you want to eat tonight"..."your mom."
"Are you doing anything this weekend...(you get the picture).

Wiki? WTF man? This is a joke? Happy april fools day?

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #130 on: April 01, 2012, 22:28 »
LOL
From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised.
Example:

<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.                         
********************

More recently, "your mom" has also been used as a reply to almost any statement. For example, if you were to say "wow, this living room is huge," I would reply with "Your mom is huge." Used in this way, a your mom joke does not necessarily have to make sense "your mom doesn't make sense." This is a good way to change subjects or liven a dull conversation "Your mom is a dull conversation." Be careful though, because replying to anything somebody says with a your mom joke can become a negative habit "your mom became my negative habit last night." Especially be careful when in a workplace as your coworkers may not like it if you do this all day long "I do your mom all day long."
Your mom can also be used as an answer to a question. Here are a few examples...
"How much does this cost"... "a lot more than your mom charged last night."
"What do you want to eat tonight"..."your mom."
"Are you doing anything this weekend...(you get the picture).

Wiki? WTF man? This is a joke? Happy april fools day?
its not wiki, its uncyclopedia a parody of wikipedia  ;)

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #131 on: April 01, 2012, 23:44 »
LoL saint :))

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #132 on: April 04, 2012, 23:51 »
Whats the difference between a biologist and a jeweler? One sells watches, the other watches cells.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #133 on: May 08, 2012, 21:47 »
LOL
From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised.
Example:

<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.                         
********************

More recently, "your mom" has also been used as a reply to almost any statement. For example, if you were to say "wow, this living room is huge," I would reply with "Your mom is huge." Used in this way, a your mom joke does not necessarily have to make sense "your mom doesn't make sense." This is a good way to change subjects or liven a dull conversation "Your mom is a dull conversation." Be careful though, because replying to anything somebody says with a your mom joke can become a negative habit "your mom became my negative habit last night." Especially be careful when in a workplace as your coworkers may not like it if you do this all day long "I do your mom all day long."
Your mom can also be used as an answer to a question. Here are a few examples...
"How much does this cost"... "a lot more than your mom charged last night."
"What do you want to eat tonight"..."your mom."
"Are you doing anything this weekend...(you get the picture).

Wiki? WTF man? This is a joke? Happy april fools day?
its not wiki, its uncyclopedia a parody of wikipedia  ;)
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #134 on: May 20, 2012, 22:39 »
^^ +1 man :)