Polish Joke - Two Poles are talking about their friend who immigrated to America. "Did you hear about Bartek? He opened up a jewellery store after just one year in America!" "How did he do that?" "With a crowbar."
A: Do you speak english ?B: Yes!A: Name?B: Abdul al-Rhazib.A: Sex?B: Three to five times a week.A: No, no... I mean male or female?B: Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.A: Holy cow!B: Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.A: But isn't that hostile?B: Horse style, doggy style, any style!A: Oh dear!B: No, no! Deer run too fast...
Quote from: Bart on December 16, 2011, 18:28Polish Joke - Two Poles are talking about their friend who immigrated to America. "Did you hear about Bartek? He opened up a jewellery store after just one year in America!" "How did he do that?" "With a crowbar."imba Bart but this is awsome check, maybe you know it or know shorter version, but still.... :DDDA: Do you speak english ?B: Yes!A: Name?B: Abdul al-Rhazib.A: Sex?B: Three to five times a week.A: No, no... I mean male or female?B: Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.A: Holy cow!B: Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.A: But isn't that hostile?B: Horse style, doggy style, any style!A: Oh dear!B: No, no! Deer run too fast...
If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?
the girl came home with her boyfriend and she said to her mother."Mom we are going to my room now.Dont disturb us".after a while her mother listen some voices from the room and their was like ''oh yeah baby baby baby'' then her mother rush in the room and she said."Ouf...u having sex?I thought u were listening Justin Bieber.^^ ^^