4 women are at psychologist's. He tells 1st woman: You are addicted to sweet and it is why you daugter's name is Candy.Then he tells 2nd woman: You are addicted to money and it is why you daugter's name is Penny.Then He tells 3rd woman: You are addicted to alcohol and it is why you daugter's name is Brandy.And 4th women tells her son: "C'mon Dick, lets go home."
Quote from: Astaroth on October 08, 2011, 16:384 women are at psychologist's. He tells 1st woman: You are addicted to sweet and it is why you daugter's name is Candy.Then he tells 2nd woman: You are addicted to money and it is why you daugter's name is Penny.Then He tells 3rd woman: You are addicted to alcohol and it is why you daugter's name is Brandy.And 4th women tells her son: "C'mon Dick, lets go home."xa0xa0x0axa0x0a0xa0
Hmm get 5 pages and sticky
Quote from: IcypiG on September 27, 2011, 00:24Hmm get 5 pages and sticky
How the world will end in 2012 when my coca-cola exripes in 2013?
Police officer : Detective, the best football player at the moment has been found, he was stabbed 6 times in the chest.Detective : Better get some gloves ...Detective : Cause it's gonna be ...Detective : MESSI !YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!
Guy walks into bar and says: "Quickly, two shots of vodka before it comes!" So the barkeep gives him 2 vodka, the guy drinks both of em and says "Quickly, another two shots of vodka before it comes!" So the barkeep gives him another 2 vodka, guy drinks them again and says "Quickly, another two shots before it comes!". The barkeep asks "And do you have money to pay for the drinks you ordered?" And the guy sighs and says "damn, here we go "
Lemme try again...How to get rid of an annoying person sitting next to you in airplane?1) Open your laptop2) Make sure he's looking at your screen3) click this link http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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