Joke Thread

[chelom]

omg if i was a forum mod i would have warned you for that.

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omg if i was a forum mod i would have warned you for that.

same here...

[reactionxxx]

It's called black humour (not because its about black people...hope it was unnecessary to explain). People usually dont like it, but you are hypocrites cause humour usually deals with other people (obviously, if it was about you will never laught at, right?), that's why mainly you laught at (like "haha noob lol" or "pwn in the face", typicall of fail videos were people get fuking crushed in their bodies and people just stares laughin').
If you dont like it, make a blog or "dislike" like on youtube.
(pls dont make this a discuss about what is or not is humour xD)

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It's called black humour (not because its about black people...hope it was unnecessary to explain). People usually dont like it, but you are hypocrites cause humour usually deals with other people (obviously, if it was about you will never laught at, right?), that's why mainly you laught at (like "haha noob lol" or "pwn in the face", typicall of fail videos were people get fuking crushed in their bodies and people just stares laughin').
If you dont like it, make a blog or "dislike" like on youtube.
(pls dont make this a discuss about what is or not is humour xD)

I'm just saying that it's pathetic to say something like that about a great man who just died...

[reactionxxx]

Im not saying he is a not a great man, ofc he is and more cause there is some videos of him giving speechs about life things that I realy liked (shoud watch it) .
But I just make a joke, you can laught or not.
Btw he is not dead to me, I will always remember of him.

[donjacrtasamir]

It's called black humour (not because its about black people...hope it was unnecessary to explain). People usually dont like it, but you are hypocrites cause humour usually deals with other people (obviously, if it was about you will never laught at, right?), that's why mainly you laught at (like "haha noob lol" or "pwn in the face", typicall of fail videos were people get fuking crushed in their bodies and people just stares laughin').
If you dont like it, make a blog or "dislike" like on youtube.
(pls dont make this a discuss about what is or not is humour xD)

I'm just saying that it's pathetic to say something like that about a great man who just died...

it was a joke -.- calm down

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Im not saying he is a not a great man, ofc he is and more cause there is some videos of him giving speechs about life things that I realy liked (shoud watch it) .
But I just make a joke, you can laught or not.
Btw he is not dead to me, I will always remember of him.

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[AF_Affliction]

To be honest.. If i came to you when your grandma has just died and told you that "your grandma is so dead, she just needs a Left 4" it wouldn't be a "black humour" either. 

In Steve Job's tombstone it is written iDead

In the "normal" world, that's just disrespecting a great man that just died..

Little boy comes to his mamma and says " Ma, i just saw my dad with a postwoman. First, they just talked, but then he kissed her, she kissed him, went to the garage and she unzipped his pants" "Hmm, interesting, you know what? Tell that to dad on his birthday party tonight"
So at the birthday party, just before the toast, the boy goes to his dad and says in front of all the guests: "Dad, i saw you with the postwoman this morning, you kissed her, she kissed you, then you took her to the garage, she unzipped your pants and grabbed your... er.. mommy, whats that thing uncle Bill always sticks in your mouth called? "

[reactionxxx]

To be honest idk even know what is a left 4.
If you don't reach the message of my joke then keep hating.
Poor mom got ownd xD

[SaintKnight]

The Steve Jobs joke is indeed disrespectful... even if he was still alive and you said "What would be written on Steve Jobs' grave when he dies? iDead" it's not funny...(IMO)

To be honest idk even know what is a left 4.
If you don't reach the message of my joke then keep hating.
Poor mom got ownd xD

By the way idk = i dont know  
Some racist jokes from me... some real BLACK humor 

- What's the difference between a black guy selling drugs and a white guy selling drugs? One is a pharmacist the other is a drug dealer.
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- Why are all black people so fast? Because the slow ones are in jail.
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- What do you call a black guy having sex? Rape
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- What's long and black? The unemployment line
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- What do you call a black priest? Holy shit
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-What's the difference between a gipsy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.
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I told those jokes to some black friends in real life, they liked them and laughed 

[reactionxxx]

I told those jokes to some black friends in real life, they liked them and laughed 

And after that they had "sex" with you hahahahaha
yea yesterday was terribly tired xD

[Issues]

Wife : Have you done you dinner baby  ?
Husband : Have you done you dinner baby  ?
Wife : im serious you done you dinner ? 
Husband : im serious you done you dinner ? 
Wife : So you repeat what i say ? 
Husband : So you repeat what i say ? 
Wife : ok i love you 
Husband : i had my dinner from 2 hours ago 

[Issues]

Stupid bogus Police Caught him faking money
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Stupid Bogus : How the Fuck You Knew it
Police : there is no paper with 66$ idiot 

[Astaroth]

4 women are at psychologist's. He tells 1st woman: You are addicted to sweet and it is why you daugter's name is Candy.
Then he tells 2nd woman: You are addicted to money and it is why you daugter's name is Penny.
Then He tells 3rd woman: You are addicted to alcohol and it is why you daugter's name is Brandy.
And 4th women tells her son: "C'mon Dick, lets go home."

[joyjoy]

4 women are at psychologist's. He tells 1st woman: You are addicted to sweet and it is why you daugter's name is Candy.
Then he tells 2nd woman: You are addicted to money and it is why you daugter's name is Penny.
Then He tells 3rd woman: You are addicted to alcohol and it is why you daugter's name is Brandy.
And 4th women tells her son: "C'mon Dick, lets go home."

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