Nice one Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!Can't think of something better atm
A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:-FUCK! I missed!The priest says:-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!The priest says:-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!Then the priest says:-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:-FUCK! I MISSED!
Hmm get 5 pages and sticky
Quote from: IcypiG on September 27, 2011, 00:24Hmm get 5 pages and stickyno problem xD
u mad bro? OKe incoming of troll jokes XDDPondering, what is the best way to stop the pain, after one waxes his balls?Use an iron hammer to pound the testicles into oblivion. Yours are useless anyway, since you never get laid
Didnt you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
Quote from: SaintKnight on September 23, 2011, 01:47A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:-FUCK! I missed!The priest says:-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!The priest says:-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!Then the priest says:-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:-FUCK! I MISSED!^ best one here i LOLed
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