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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #225 on: March 23, 2018, 15:06 »

Quote

Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
main thing u rofling XD

Nah, I ain't :D At jokes you really have to kick it up a notch to impress me so I'm waiting XD
:D ofc i can copy and paste 10jokes from internet but i did this just becouse it comes from my head :Danyway  and most important on joking is that how you present that.So you can with little joke make a big redeo :Dwhen u got talented.but nvm
cheers :D

Point is not to copy paste :D be original
y that was main point of my joke:D
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #226 on: March 23, 2018, 21:01 »
Ill make tatto on my hands(palm) on   right hand        : hi  dick
                                                      left hand          : hi pussy
                                                          and so ill greetins
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #227 on: March 24, 2018, 14:03 »
Ill make tatto on my hands(palm) on   right hand        : hi  dick
                                                      left hand          : hi pussy
                                                          and so ill greetins
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my own one :DDD
It must be fun in your head, actually thinking that is funny XD it's a lame ass 12 year old and t's not your own, I've heard that in Romania so many times.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #228 on: March 24, 2018, 14:08 »
Ill make tatto on my hands(palm) on   right hand        : hi  dick
                                                      left hand          : hi pussy
                                                          and so ill greetins
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my own one :DDD
It must be fun in your head, actually thinking that is funny XD it's a lame ass 12 year old and t's not your own, I've heard that in Romania so many times.
Aaahahahahaa i remember that from these times from my best friends and ???? have prob with that????:DDDD
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #229 on: March 24, 2018, 14:35 »
Damn , Ure so Pro XD
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #230 on: March 24, 2018, 15:02 »
Ill make tatto on my hands(palm) on   right hand        : hi  dick
                                                      left hand          : hi pussy
                                                          and so ill greetins
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my own one :DDD
It must be fun in your head, actually thinking that is funny XD it's a lame ass 12 year old and t's not your own, I've heard that in Romania so many times.
Aaahahahahaa i remember that from these times from my best friends and ???? have prob with that????:DDDD

Yes, you called it your own, now the next reply better have a joke in it or i will consider it spamming.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #231 on: March 24, 2018, 16:36 »
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #232 on: March 24, 2018, 16:37 »
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #233 on: March 24, 2018, 16:37 »
Oh, sorry wrong chat.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #234 on: March 24, 2018, 16:39 »
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #235 on: March 24, 2018, 16:57 »
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Number of posts, you troll XD

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #236 on: March 24, 2018, 17:22 »
How else can i get 6k posts, spam spam spam .

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #237 on: April 28, 2018, 20:23 »
[first day on the job as a drug dealer]
*giggles*
-We dont have Coce, is Pepsi ok?
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #238 on: April 30, 2018, 22:18 »
Spoiler for Weak Joke 1:
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #239 on: May 01, 2018, 12:26 »
But chicken didn't cross the road. That's why everyone at school calls him chicken.
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