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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #210 on: February 15, 2018, 04:02 »
Alone Monax Lost Game VS marask  big streamer big pro and lsot delete dota qq :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #211 on: February 15, 2018, 16:22 »
Alone Monax Lost Game VS marask  big streamer big pro and lsot delete dota qq :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice joke mara!
I was confused with this, and it was not only once, but it happens from time to time to /w wrong bot. If it was changed to la-custom or custom-la everyone would understand why is like that. But like this you must to read on forum to understand, even if you don't understand..

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #212 on: February 15, 2018, 17:03 »
Alone Monax Lost Game VS marask  big streamer big pro and lsot delete dota qq :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice joke mara!
ty :) yy one of my best
 
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #213 on: February 15, 2018, 18:43 »
u are good natsumi

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #214 on: February 15, 2018, 18:45 »
u are good natsumi
and ure good retard :DDDDDDDDDDD
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #215 on: March 22, 2018, 16:05 »
#ReviveThisTopic

Q: Why do sweds smile at a lighting storm?
A: Cause they think, it's flash photography.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #216 on: March 22, 2018, 16:13 »
HAHAA
I remember just this one.
Snake coming with bicycle to you and say HI:

YOUR ANSWER : snake ? how the fuck you drive bicycle? you dont have legs!!!!

SNAKE: AHA and fall down from bicycle .

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #217 on: March 22, 2018, 17:26 »
HAHAA
I remember just this one.
Snake coming with bicycle to you and say HI:

YOUR ANSWER : snake ? how the fuck you drive bicycle? you dont have legs!!!!

SNAKE: AHA and fall down from bicycle .

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Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #218 on: March 22, 2018, 17:52 »

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Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
main thing u rofling XD
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #219 on: March 22, 2018, 18:07 »

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Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
main thing u rofling XD

Nah, I ain't :D At jokes you really have to kick it up a notch to impress me so I'm waiting XD

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #220 on: March 22, 2018, 18:55 »

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Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
main thing u rofling XD

Nah, I ain't :D At jokes you really have to kick it up a notch to impress me so I'm waiting XD
:D ofc i can copy and paste 10jokes from internet but i did this just becouse it comes from my head :Danyway  and most important on joking is that how you present that.So you can with little joke make a big redeo :Dwhen u got talented.but nvm
cheers :D
 
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #221 on: March 23, 2018, 09:52 »

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Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
main thing u rofling XD

Nah, I ain't :D At jokes you really have to kick it up a notch to impress me so I'm waiting XD
:D ofc i can copy and paste 10jokes from internet but i did this just becouse it comes from my head :Danyway  and most important on joking is that how you present that.So you can with little joke make a big redeo :Dwhen u got talented.but nvm
cheers :D

Point is not to copy paste :D be original

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #222 on: March 23, 2018, 10:37 »
Journalists arrive to the Farm and see a Farmer and 2 cows in a meadow so they start asking the farmer:
J: How much milk do those two give weekly?
F: The white one gives 5 liters.
J: What about  the black one?
F: That one too.
J: How much grass do those two eat weekly?
F: The white one eats 10 square meters.
J: What about the black one?
F: That one too.
J: Man why you first answer for the white one then same shit for the black one?
F: Because the white one is mine lol.
J: What about the black one?
F:
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #223 on: March 23, 2018, 12:26 »
I got a joke too:
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #224 on: March 23, 2018, 14:09 »
I got a joke too:
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