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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2011, 06:45 »
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2011, 11:09 »
At the Airport:

-Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No, no, no..... male or female?
-Male, female...... sometimes camel.......

rofl  :D

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2011, 11:15 »
There is a bet between G. Bush and V. Putin whose political system will last longer. So they bot get frozen for 50 years. After 50 years they got unfreezed, both run to nearest newsstand and buy newspapers.
V. Putin grabs the newspaper and start laughing, there is "Next terrorist strike! This time in Las Vegas!" on title page.
G. Bush takes the newspaper and there is nothing about Russia on 1st, 2nd, 3rd ... 15th page. Then Bush gets to very last page of newspaper and there is small article with headline "Next strifes on border between China and Finland"

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2011, 12:21 »
There is a bet between G. Bush and V. Putin whose political system will last longer. So they bot get frozen for 50 years. After 50 years they got unfreezed, both run to nearest newsstand and buy newspapers.
V. Putin grabs the newspaper and start laughing, there is "Next terrorist strike! This time in Las Vegas!" on title page.
G. Bush takes the newspaper and there is nothing about Russia on 1st, 2nd, 3rd ... 15th page. Then Bush gets to very last page of newspaper and there is small article with headline "Next strifes on border between China and Finland"

niiiiiiiiiiiice :D

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2011, 15:54 »
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2011, 16:03 »
A young dude goes to strip club and comes back home.

Mom: Where were you?
Boy: I was hangin out with friends.
Mom: Tell me the truth!
Boy: Ok ok, i was at a strip club.
Mom: Did you see anything you werent supposed to see?
Boy: Yeah, dad was there.
I dont need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2011, 16:21 »
3 dudes crash in teh jungle and they are captured by some wild tribe. After capture Chiefs says :

-You can either chose death or uga buga (point out with hands that whole tribe is gonna rape him ) and be free
1st dude says : ,,Fuck pride , rape me !'' and they fuck him and let him go.
2nd dude says : ,,Fuck pride , rape me !'' and they fuck him and let him go.
3rd says : Kill me , i want to be die with pride and honor.
Chief replis : Ok we rape you until you die.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2011, 19:57 »
Lol this thread is back to life, I added a poll  8)

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2011, 20:16 »
Rofl imba poll :D

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2011, 20:44 »
Saint sux.. ;D
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2011, 21:27 »
Devil visits a lawyer and wants to make a deal:
"I'll make it so that your salary will be 10 times higher, you'll win every case, the people will love you and you'll live till you're 100 years old. The only thing i want from you are the souls of your wife, your children and their children. They will go to hell and experience eternal damnation."
The lawyer is thinking for a minute and then asks" So, where's the catch?"
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2011, 01:47 »
A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:
-FUCK! I missed!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.
After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:
-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.
A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:
-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
Then the priest says:
-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!
Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:
-FUCK! I MISSED!

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2011, 02:42 »
once chuck norris and superman had a fight, since both of them were very confident about his abilitys, they made a bet. The one who loose the fight have to use his underwear outside their pants...
 


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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2011, 03:48 »
once chuck norris and superman had a fight, since both of them were very confident about his abilitys, they made a bet. The one who loose the fight have to use his underwear outside their pants...

I know this.. nice1 :)

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2011, 20:45 »
Few ones from Facebook ^^

"Crossing the road before the green man because you're a fuckin maniac."

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