Hey! my name is Jack (like in the other story ye...)
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qhVJgsreXnk/TR4M4K7BtbI/AAAAAAAAAFY/iz35QlWKlXs/s1600/yo-no-soy-tonto-bn.jpg)
This afternoon I've created a game called -Ap Eu Pro +1700...
Do you know what happened? It happened what always happens...
1- Donkey with 1540 has joined the game.
![](http://sobreprotegido.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/burro.png)
2- Bitch with 1490 has joined the game.
![](http://images.coveralia.com/audio/b/Bitch-The_Bitch_Is_Back-Frontal.jpg)
... !open 2 3
![](http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0809-0313-0636_Angry_Wife_with_a_Rolling_Pin_clipart_image.jpg)
8 minutes later...
![](http://revistafemenina.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dormido2.jpg)
Oh finally it's full my game!!
![Grin ;D](https://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/Smileys/efko/grin.gif)
!lock friend1
!lock friend2
!lock friend3
!lock friend4
One from scourge: !! PLEAsE BALANCE!!!! IT's NOT BALANCED :S
Host: Ok ok
![Cheesy :D](https://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/Smileys/efko/cheesy.gif)
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZsLK4sQFB3w/TB6R19GGrsI/AAAAAAAABF4/_71n5NO2QH4/s1600/cabron.jpg)
!balance
Sentinel avg. PSR: 1702(17% to win), Scourge avg. PSR: 1890(83% to win)