Definite guide to stupidity!

[Sphinix]

  We all get angry and annoyed at our team mates and all of us deal with it differently. I cant stop beeing amazed by some people stupidity. I am talking about people who start flaming and raging when their teammates dont do what they want them to do;or feed;or say no to them;were unable telepathically to read his thoughts and do what "he" meant them to do etc. The kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
  In what dimension, on what freaky world insulting someone by calling him idiot, moron, vegetarian, motherf***er will make him do what you want him to do...In 95% of the time that person will do exactly the opposite.If you tell him "stupid motherf***er heal me and follow me" that person will not heal you and go away from you.
  When you talk that way to people I think that you are the stupid one and retarded one (maybe even 2).I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! I really cant understand that kind of people? Do they really expect that others will obey their threats and insults?....Then again maybe they are not stupid; maybe they are possessed by a retarded ghosts.

So how to look/be like complete retard regardeles of your dota stats:
dont say :                                                                                say:
-please share curier                                                     -stupid moron share
-can you please heal me?                                            -heal me you f***king retard
-i am tank i should tale aegis                                       -idiots aegis is my
-be carefull not to feed anymore                                  - YOU MOTHERF***ER, C*****ER PIECE OF SHIT

etc.
There are so many ways to do it but these are the basic ones. Follow these and you will be pissing people off (your teammates and opponents, noobs feeders,pros .....well everyone) in no time.
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You might say "but but but but THAT MOTHERFU**ER IS FEEDING..... "

I am pretty sure he doesnt want to and that your attitude is not helping anyone....well except maybe you and that sick pathetic ego of yours......sure as hell is not going help you to win the game


P.s.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

P.p.s.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

[Shadow]

Seems like you had very very very bad game and other (better) player flamed you quite hard. Just !ignore and try doing your best.

[Sphinix]

Seems like you had very very very bad game and other (better) player flamed you quite hard. Just !ignore and try doing your best.

Nope.... Just played 30 min game of pure stupidity and flaming. They flamed each other from 3rd min......I didnt feed.....

[LexMonster]

Man, my advice - use reverse psychology! It always works!
And about healing, say: Dont heal me retard! And he will heal you instantly, before you even look from chat to your hero.
Here's an example of successful reverse psychology:

Spoiler for Hiden:

This video has 8 000 000 views, not because of the video, but because of the title.

[Astaroth]

I agree with Sphinix and I have same exp. I'm not gonna tell you what happend to me coz these idiots are pissing me off.
But you can do nothing. "f**king idiot heal me ffs" players will not change...

[Alucardo]

lol if u want not to be flamed just do 1 thing .. dont join pro games if ur nab cheers ............. also typing !ignore command will just make him more mad so i dont suggest it most of the times

[Black_Drake]

also typing !ignore command will just make him more mad so i dont suggest it most of the times

ok you ignore him cause he doesn't stop flaming, what else can he do ? maybe steal your items but vesides that i don't see what else can he do more if he goes so mad u ignored him.

[Alucardo]

also typing !ignore command will just make him more mad so i dont suggest it most of the times

ok you ignore him cause he doesn't stop flaming, what else can he do ? maybe steal your items but vesides that i don't see what else can he do more if he goes so mad u ignored him.

when i say he will get mad it leads instantly to game ruining and farming whole game

[Natura Sonoris]

I know this will sound stupid but be free to report rage freaks who spam flame etc - just ragin kids who have no other fun to do than play dota and rage becuase there is no pleasure for them.

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