Dota facts about Chuck Norris

[Shagon]

# Chuck Norris can pick a hero in -ar mode.

That joke wins hands down!

[Tadas]

Chuck Norris can devour heroes.
Chuck Norris is the reason why pudge has three arms.
Chuck Norris will be in the quest of 6.69 vers DotA.

[Sl0wMotion]

Chuck Norris can brake Astral Imprisonment

Chuck Norris can reflect Sonic Wave with a mire whisper

Chuck Norris Haunts Spectre

Chuck Norris can brake 5 instances of Refraction in just 1 hit

Chuck Norris can sink Kinkka's ghost ship

Chuck Norris can infest N'aix

Nevermore's Presence of the Dark Lord is not working agains Presence of the Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can look at Medusa's Stone Gase without being affected

The only skill Chuck Norris doesn't have is Aftershock cuz after Chuck there is nothing left

Chuck Norris can counter Counter Helix

Chuck Norris has never used the skills Overpower or Enrage because we are still here

Chen's Hand of god heals 400hp , Hand of Chuck kills instantly

When Chuck Norris hits Skeleton King he does not Reicoronate

ok i feel the urge to play some dota now will add if i think of something new

1 more when i was entering eubnet

When Razor cast Static Link Chick Norris steals dmg from Razor

[mrNiceguy]

[mrNiceguy]

Well chuck norris is chuck norris, but bruce lee is bruce lee

[Shagon]

# Chuck Norris has 7 slots.

Meepo has 9 XD (6 on main meepo,and 3 from other meepo's)

[wekz]

Well chuck norris is chuck norris, but bruce lee is bruce lee

             

[ek0]

# Chuck Norris has 7 slots.

Meepo has 9 XD (6 on main meepo,and 3 from other meepo's)

Syllabear has 12 .

[dudicc]

chuck norris is faster then balanar on the night

[wekz]

chuck norris is faster then balanar on the night

   hahahaah nice nice