Funny quotes

[dRagoLjuB]

"Ich hab ein Pokémon gefangen!!"
"Alter, Lass die Katze los!"

I have cought a pokêmon ,
man , let the cat

xd

Wenn es Charlie nicht mehr gibt -
- ist Berta arbeitslos.
- lebt Alan auf der Straße.
- zieht Jake zu seiner Mum.
- hat Rose nichts mehr zu tun.
- hat Evelyn nur mehr einen Sohn.
- und Pro7 geht pleite.

when charlie ( two and a half man ) loses his job
is his cleaner jobless
Alan (his bro) lives in the street
jake (alan´s child) goes to his mum
rose ( charlies stalker) has nothing to do
evelyn ( charlies mom ) has only 1 child than
pro7 (tv channel) will go bankruptcy

xd
post some funny quotes here :d

[LexMonster]

Newest quote from dota game. Probably the best excuse you'll ever see in ur life. From this game: http://playdota.eu/stats/game/4184/apsoeunoobs-5
56:40 bienveillant (All) votekick me
56:44 [ph03n1x] (Allies) no
56:49 Nasmejani (All) why?
56:55 bienveillant (All) my mother died, I have to arrange funeral

[this_is_SPARTAAAA]

Obviously best excuse i've heard!!!! AHAHHA +1