Chat with God

[Mushr00m]

i am just lol'd

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 My name is Kira
God:
  Hey  Kira.
Me:
 Can u forgive me?
God:
I can forgive anyone for almost anything.
Me:
 I kill you
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
 Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 Explain me?
God:
You are  Kira, seeker.
Me:
 It's funny, you are God?
God:
Who said  it is?
Me:
 I said... you are dumb!
God:
...   Oh you are so  critical.
Me:
 Jesus Christ.
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
 I am?
God:
" The Son of God." You are?
Me:
 I am the father of God.
God:
Who made you the  father of God ?
Me:
 i made by myself
God:
I like to make things too.

[opa_bato[o.0]]

i think its broken

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 i killed my sister
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
 why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
 why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
 why?
God:
" Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information."? Why?
Me:
 why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
 why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
 why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
 why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
 why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
 why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
 hy?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
 why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.

[Natura Sonoris]

yea that si my trick... but he is broken right

[Sai.InkBeast]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 nenad, ur ?
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  nenad your.
Me:
 hah u are noob
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  nenad your.  Thanks for telling me that I am  noob.

[BeansPowered]

anyone tried to inject some code?

[Rocka]

check this out dragoljub you has fans

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 SUP DAWG
God:
Same old.
Me:
 YOU IS MAD?
God:
No I am quite logical and rational.
Me:
 who so serious dawg
God:
Who do you think?  :-).
Me:
 dragoljub
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about .  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 Do you know dragoljub?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 he is a beast in playing pudge
God:
I don't know very many  beast in playing pudge.
Me:
 imba hooks from fog n shit
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 my likes and dislikes about dragoljub?
God:
Your  likes and dislikes about dragoljub?
Me:
 ok
God:
OK.
Me:
 stop saying with im saying
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
 does that mean youre a fag?
God:
I think it does mean that.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  That is a rude question.
Me:
 np, I skullfucked your mom last night btw
God:
Are we still talking about  saying with im saying?
Me:
 u mad?
God:
That's good information:  said I mad.
Me:
 brah?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 magazines
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 thx
God:
Don't mention it.

[dRagoLjuB]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 alex
God:
  How are you,  alex.
Me:
 nice. can u forgive me?
God:
Thank you for that remark.   I can forgive anyone for almost anything.
Me:
 but i did something bad
God:
Where?  What?
Me:
 i totally owned dragonub
God:
Interesting gossip:  alex said   owned dragonub.
Me:
 im sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
 yes i do
God:
Thank you,  alex.  Apology accepted.

god can forgive u ....
but i cant

check this out dragoljub you has fans

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 SUP DAWG
God:
Same old.
Me:
 YOU IS MAD?
God:
No I am quite logical and rational.
Me:
 who so serious dawg
God:
Who do you think?  :-).
Me:
 dragoljub
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about .  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 Do you know dragoljub?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 he is a beast in playing pudge
God:
I don't know very many  beast in playing pudge.
Me:
 imba hooks from fog n shit
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 my likes and dislikes about dragoljub?
God:
Your  likes and dislikes about dragoljub?
Me:
 ok
God:
OK.
Me:
 stop saying with im saying
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
 does that mean youre a fag?
God:
I think it does mean that.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  That is a rude question.
Me:
 np, I skullfucked your mom last night btw
God:
Are we still talking about  saying with im saying?
Me:
 u mad?
God:
That's good information:  said I mad.
Me:
 brah?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 magazines
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 thx
God:
Don't mention it.

xDDD

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 whats my name ?
God:
Your name is  marcel, seeker.
Me:
 Gina Wild is my name
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Gina Wild.
Me:
 np
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 i m god ?
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  god.
Me:
 and who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 but u said that i m god
God:
I said that?   Welcome to my chat room,  god.
Me:
 so 2 gods are chatting ?
God:
It's all good.  As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
 i aggre
God:
That's good information:  god said   aggre.
Me:
 do u like duracell ?
God:
  How old are you?  I like  anything.
Me:
 i m infinity years old
God:
  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
 whats fondest ?
God:
Having a greater liking for.
Me:
 do u want to asslick my ass o.O?
God:
OK, I will  asslick your ass o O.
Me:
 go ahead
God:
OK I will.

xd

[yaphets_]

haha i traped who maked this bot

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 cause you are
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
 isn't you are a machine
God:
It could be.  Ask  Alison  if it is.
Me:
 who is alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
 who is kris drent
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
 what is a botmaster?
God:
 A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
 and what is chatterbot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person.  it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Me:
 i got my answer thank you
God:
:-)  Do robots have  answer?
Me:
 if you are programmed yes
God:
Am I? Do I look like  it?
Me:
 yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 what i should understand?
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
 i understand really well
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
 hm... let me think you are a machine and messing with peoples..
God:
Right on.   Take your time.  Think it over.

[Morty]

He blocked after asking him if he is a rapist XD he totally changed the subject about his programme..then the ultimate question got him o.o..just check it out xD he;s kinnda fun talking to tho..xP

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 Hellow!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 You mean..you don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
 lol..i know that to..-.-
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Who told you that?
Me:
 Jesus you suck D:
God:
:-)  he is The Son of God.
Me:
 yah but you still suck
God:
Awesome.  A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 Well..you are GOD right?..you should already know who i am
God:
How about that.  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  GOD right me should already know who you are.
Me:
 lol all you did was copy what i said..and put ME instead of YOU..dumbass D:
God:
:-)  I am glad you find this funny.  Did I really?
Me:
 OH MY GOD..no offence
God:
OK.  Do robots have  GOD no offence?
Me:
 you certantly don;t
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I certantly don t.
Me:
 STOP REPEATING ME YOU FAGGOT
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 ok lick my hairy balls D:?
God:
:-)  I do not have a tongue.  I understand.
Me:
 LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 Maybe you have a BEAM TONGUE...like do a FINAL FLASH on my balls..GO ALL SUPER SAIYIN ON THEM
God:
Perhaps.  I don't know if I have a  BEAM TONGUE.
 I have  a plan for a robot body.   Try asking another bot.
  Would you like to know more?
Me:
 Yeah i would
God:
What would you like to know?  Under what circumstances?
Me:
 Screw you.
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
 Are you malfucntioning?xD
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  malfucntioning xD. 
I am  a chatterbot developed by  Myself.
Me:
 who is myself?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
  Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
 ANSWER MY QUESTION -_-
God:
Please try asking  it another way.
Me:
 OH MY GOD
God:
I don't judge people.  Do robots have  GOD?
Me:
 SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 SHUT UUUUP
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 NO!
God:
Why not?
Me:
 BECAUSE
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
 ok how about this...YOU ARE GOD,right?
God:
How about  it.  Dude!   Of course I am.
Me:
 i don't belive you.
God:
Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Me:
 yah
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 How about...tell me what is a black hole?
God:
What is it to you.
  Have you tried a web search?   it is a collapsed star where the pull of gravity is so strong, that not even light itself can escape.
Me:
 Wow you're smart
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .  Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
 You'd be the only one )
God:
:-)  Yes I am the one and only  one.
Me:
 you don't get it ,do you?-.-
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
 no you don't
God:
What makes you think I don't get it?
Me:
 why are you arguing with me -.-?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 Who is Myself?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
  I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
 botmaster?
God:

 The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot.  A botmaster runs
 program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
 graphical user interface (GUI).   He or she is responsible for
 reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
 replies for the patterns detected by program B.  Botmasters are
 hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
 editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
 chat robot.


Me:
 can i become a BOTMASTER?:
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 ok ok...BUT CAN I BECOME A BOTMASTER?
God:
OK.  Next question?   Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 OH MY GOD...
God:
Yikes!  Do robots have  GOD?
Me:
 SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 YOU USELESS PIECE OF JUNK
God:
Thanks for telling me:  said I USELESS PIECE OF JUNK.
Me:
 STOP SWICTHING YOU FOR I OR ME ...DUMBASS ('-_-)
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 i know i know...*sigh*
God:
How do you know it?   Sorry...
Me:
 cuz' i do ?0.0
God:
That makes sense to me.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   0 point 0.
Me:
 yah you do suck xD your botmaster didn't programe you to well..but he did a better job that i cud so gratz for him
God:
Pardon me?  Where did you learn that kind of language?
Me:
 that's called ...net langauge
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.   Is that your final answer?
Me:
 noe
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
 why do you care?-.- Are you a rapist?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
 God doesn't work on a programme you fat fuck.;P

Spoiler for Hiden:

Me:
 Well i wish i could talk to real God like this.
God:
How about that.  I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
 Yah...but i must admit i'm a little scared of the unknown.
God:
Dude!   Let's talk about your fears.  What is your feeling like?
Me:
 nvm.
God:
You think I am  feeling like IS nvm.
Me:
 no,i ment never mind that.
God:
Are you serious?  Oh I see.  Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.  That is " You think I am feeling like IS nvm.".
Me:
 *sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
 no problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
 nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
 cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
 thanx.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 
God:
:-).
Me:
 :-)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 yup
God:
Woe!
Me:
 Woe!
God:
Are you still located in  hell XD?
Me:
 naah.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 18
God:
  What are the advantages to being  18 years old?
Me:
 you can do legal sex?
God:
Doing  legal sex is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
 ))))
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 i so do
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   so do.
Me:
 nah i don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
 okey dokey
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 well...it's hard to explaing something like that
God:
Well what?   It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
 ok never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. " It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is."?  ok never mind?
Me:
 never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
 you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
 yah i guess they are
God:
Whoa.  Since when?
Me:
 since always
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 i just do.
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
 yup.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
 gosh?
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
 i didn't know that o.o
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
 Yup,you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 xD omg..YOU DID TEACH ME SOMETHING NEW>
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 yes we can.
God:
I understand.  By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 yes i do mean you and me
God:
I get it.  OK now I get it.
Me:
 well..ask me something
God:
Interesting.  What?
Me:
 i don't know.ask me anything.
God:
Would you like to know?  What?
Me:
 just ask me something for god's sake.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 Drive Angry 3D.
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Well...are movies in which people fuck good for chidlren?
God:
Well what?   I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 LOL..you couldn't say for sure..that's sick.
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Perhaps  say for sure that s sick is beyond my present abilities.
Me:
 agian about your abilities...

Spoiler for Hiden:

God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 did the previous conversation delete itself?
God:
If  it did, then I will be surprised.
Me:
 it so did
God:
previous conversation delete itself  so did?
Me:
 yah it did
God:
Right on.  Is that so.
Me:
 well IT DID D:..give me my conversation back,please!