Funny stories when you started play DotA

[_JackieChan_]

Well in my first game i must say that i was looking items for 5 min or more(5 min 1 item) and i didnt knew about the secret shop and when i discovered the secret shop i was buying the 3 boosters and divine rapier ,i thought i could own them all if i had + 200 dmg but guess what happened,i go alone... they come kill me i lose divine and ofc i leave

[Mechanik]

Damn good old times. I remeber the times when razor was so overpowered. You had to do manta style buriza and lothar for gg. Razor had the spell that inceressed his atatck speed alot... twith this spell on+buriza dmg(crit)+used manta style = unstoppable!

Ah heheh and once in 1 game I have eaten over 150 trees xD

[Domagoj]

When i started, recipes still didnt have descriptions, or ingredients required, so the only thing i made in games was treads/aghanim/buriza/butter, cause those were the only items my friend taught me how to make. Any kind of regen was completely avoided, the strongest heroes: lina, lion and gondar ofc. I remember when they introduced bloodseeker, i was playing with my friends, one of them picked him, and wouldnt tell us what his ulti did, so we were dying like flies there...

[opa_bato[o.0]]

s&y was my fav item
cause i was liek OMAJGAD 2 swords in one l33t
i also think rhasta was the first hero i played

[LexMonster]

I dont remember what I bought in my first game of dota, but I remember that after I saw linas ulty I was picking her like all the time later and one kid showed me how to make dagon, and he told me ulty of lina + dagon = gg.

Oh yes and I did not know what gg means back then, I thought its some kind of combo .

The second sentence is Lie cause gg was not existed in those days .

i knew u were gonna take my quote

[Natura Sonoris]

My nfriend took fletcher for mid (1v1 ) game and only bought boots and heal and ofc got pwned by our friend iqhohenheim (pro pudge ) and he sold boots to buy eagle

[1hiT^InGc]

Defence of the ancients....first time i see this in a games room on the block.......seemed like a strange game, and i say no way...i never play that shit! xD, but in one night i was with a friend and i told him to play! we dont know mode game or somthing....just create, enjoy and start.....xD, i picked Vengiful Spirit and him Davion Knight..... I knew that i need to buy retets to make me strong xD.....In first moments i thought that's just the one mouse game, and do not use keyboard xD....Anyway i lost that game....and my friend laughed at me!!! (noob noob) but him knew that he just bought recipes....And that was my first game dota 1v1 xD

sorry for my dirty english 

[Flying_penguin]

why is ur avatar kickng with belly a sign "your mom"?

[1hiT^InGc]

why is ur avatar kickng with belly a sign "your mom"?

u like my avatar now?

[CHEAT]

first game...like 4-5years ago atleast. first heroes i used was rikimaru (friend told its noob friendly because on invis). i ended up having 0:20 with like 3-4claws of attacks + regular boots. we won the game because my friends were kick ass back then.

+rambo 1v5
+tower suicides
+no wards, no bottle, no chicken
+not making recipe items
+not using keyboard, use skills with mouse ftw!
+most of the time had no fucking idea how i died
+couldnt even ks because i was so noob
+northren server, ware+free cdkeys. oh those times...THIS IP IS ALREADY TAKEN
+retarded skill builds
+not even trying to use pudge, mirana etc. because they were too hard.
list goes on and on