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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2011, 15:31 »
yes i didnt :D


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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2011, 15:49 »
Heres a joke:

An arabian,a Budist and a Serb are talking whos god is better,mightier ,how they love their god, etc etc.
They decide that they will jump out of a plain and if his god loves him,god will save him.
First is the Arabian,he jumps out,starts to pray:
-amlahamlah ,bla bla bla. at 1km from the ground he starts floating and gets safely to the ground
Second is the Budist,he jumps out,starts to pray:
-hamla babla bla bla. at 1km he is saved too.
Third is the Serb,jumps out,starts to pray:
-Boze pomozi mi,bla bla.   At 2km,nothing...at 1km nothing,at 500m he is rly scared at 200m from the ground...
-BUDHA BUDHA BUDHA...

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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2011, 16:07 »
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahahahahaha
i know that one but still funy :DDDDDD

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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2011, 16:37 »
ok, here's a few jokes.

Bradwarden and Pit lord had a child named Brad pit.

Nortrom doesn't get affected by silence - remember - he always has the Last Word.

Meepo's clones get into fights about which one is the best.

If you are windwalking and get an invisibility rune. You disappear from Existence


If you're Scourge all you have to do to win is to buy tangoes and eat the Tree of Life.

The ultimate spell against women, Silencer's Global Silence.

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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2011, 16:52 »
Young man is sitting in bar,and near him one midaged woman,who doesn't look so bad for her years,but she have drank alot and she is asking the young man:
-have you ever had sex with mother and daughter at same time
he is answering
-no i haven't,but i would love to have
Woman:
Tonight is ur lucky day
The woman take him home,entering the house and the woman says:
-Mom,mom...SURPRISE!!!
Hope i wrote it good,and u understood it :) :) :)

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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2011, 21:55 »
Young man is sitting in bar,and near him one midaged woman,who doesn't look so bad for her years,but she have drank alot and she is asking the young man:
-have you ever had sex with mother and daughter at same time
he is answering
-no i haven't,but i would love to have
Woman:
Tonight is ur lucky day
The woman take him home,entering the house and the woman says:
-Mom,mom...SURPRISE!!!
Hope i wrote it good,and u understood it :) :) :)
ahahahahahahaahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahaha
omfg this is so funny!!!!!
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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #66 on: February 03, 2011, 15:29 »
PRRRLAHAHAHAHA +1 funny rly


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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2011, 21:03 »
This is best joke ever, taking SS of kills @ fountain;

he played
1v1 -test , -noherolimit

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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2011, 09:31 »
how he get assist if it is 1v1 ? -.-


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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #69 on: February 04, 2011, 09:36 »
hi sai.
men u like invaker?
me to.

let pley some apemsodu, we both take and go down on lane bam bam death.

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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #70 on: February 04, 2011, 18:38 »
i lajk to play riki , we both invi and than pam pam

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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #71 on: February 19, 2011, 12:00 »
how he get assist if it is 1v1 ? -.-
own +1 xD

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Re: JOkes :D hahahaha
« Reply #72 on: March 11, 2011, 15:50 »
I dont like playing invoker, he is one of my fav chars but i used to play Medusa
and drago ur pro nevermore
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