Author Topic: Everything's possible :) (Read 4528 times)

ChuckNorrisWTF · « **Reply #30 on:** January 15, 2011, 00:32 »

Quote from: mrNiceguy on January 15, 2011, 00:08

aahahahahahahha YES THATS Chuck Norris :xDDDD

vaikiss · « **Reply #31 on:** January 15, 2011, 00:41 »

dRagoLjuB · « **Reply #32 on:** January 15, 2011, 13:35 »

xD

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

ChuckNorrisWTF · « **Reply #33 on:** January 15, 2011, 17:59 »

Chuck Norris jokes :
1: Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2: Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
3: Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
4: When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
5: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
etc etc

)))))))

dRagoLjuB · « **Reply #34 on:** January 15, 2011, 18:11 »

http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

ChuckNorrisWTF · « **Reply #35 on:** January 15, 2011, 18:21 »

http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/chuck-norris-jokes.html

TiNisiDinamo · « **Reply #36 on:** January 15, 2011, 18:43 »

Quote from: ChuckNorrisWTF on January 15, 2011, 17:59

Chuck Norris jokes :
1: Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2: Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
3: Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
4: When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
5: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
etc etc )))))))

Like number two most