Funny DotA quotes

[NEGERTIVS]

Ill open (got lots more D:)

i mana burn lich    27:21       gamol

[Shagon]

so, i don't know how old this is but here it is:
Lich on scourge team,vs 5 heros on sentinel team,we all go mid,and lich gets rampage,lich then says:
"Mess With The Lich,Die Like A Bi*ch"

[dRagoLjuB]

0:21       eza abadon akasha swap any   0:21       anamarija
0:22       akasha tini nerub   0:22       [Pro]Semy


xD ?

[dRagoLjuB]

<FROM: meShuggah> HAHA WE PLAY VS PROUD TURKS
<FROM: meShuggah> TR VS EU HE SAYS
<FROM: meShuggah> keka u lnow what kassel says about pubers?
<FROM: meShuggah> in night they are like balanar
<FROM: meShuggah> they become megapro
<FROM: meShuggah> so we must care for these turks
<FROM: meShuggah> they already picked troll mort and antimage


[from eb.net , by quon :O ]

xDDDDDDDD

[vaikiss]

lmFAO

[sw33t_girl]

[Shagon]

]

ahahahhahaa milkshaker ahahahaha  +1

[vaikiss]

thats more sad than funny

[Djerfi]

<FROM: meShuggah> HAHA WE PLAY VS PROUD TURKS
<FROM: meShuggah> TR VS EU HE SAYS
<FROM: meShuggah> keka u lnow what kassel says about pubers?
<FROM: meShuggah> in night they are like balanar
<FROM: meShuggah> they become megapro
<FROM: meShuggah> so we must care for these turks
<FROM: meShuggah> they already picked troll mort and antimage


[from eb.net , by quon :O ]

xDDDDDDDD

Mezhu... Funny guy! xD

thats more sad than funny

But he has to /asslick    !

[Quon]

Excuse from fail SF :

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quon    30:58 u noob picked never
quon 30:59 ...
quon 31:00 why?
.amored 31:12 i know play with never
quon 31:17 i c
quon 31:26 bottle 1st item
quon    31:29 and only pt  
quon    31:32 in invetory
quon 31:35 nice play
.amored 31:42 y//i go mid solo

Typical PD player :

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ss                    8:45         quon
                      9:23         Payne007 killed Schyzy.pr13st
say misss             9:38         Schyzy.pr13st
no just ss            9:44         Schyzy.pr13st
i cant see just ss    10:01        Schyzy.pr13st
And my epic random fan :

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[24:18] Quon (All): i was making rules with niceguy
[24:22] Quon (All): i know how it works
[24:25] kovAxzZz (All): STFU
[24:27] kovAxzZz (All): idiot
[24:31] kovAxzZz (All): u'r not Quon.
[24:38] kovAxzZz (All): quon is from KG
[24:40] kovAxzZz (All): serbia
[24:45] kovAxzZz (All): i know him

[XenyStyle]

u should have ban him to make sure ur the real quon

[Quon]

u should have ban him to make sure ur the real quon

I wasnt staff member then. U would have mute him if I had admin

[vaikiss]

quon iz ju mad ?

[ArizaelCZ]

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[24:18] Quon (All): i was making rules with niceguy
[24:22] Quon (All): i know how it works
[24:25] kovAxzZz (All): STFU
[24:27] kovAxzZz (All): idiot
[24:31] kovAxzZz (All): u'r not Quon.
[24:38] kovAxzZz (All): quon is from KG
[24:40] kovAxzZz (All): serbia
[24:45] kovAxzZz (All): i know him

Epic

[XenyStyle]

if u dont know him and u r from kg,than he is the uber fanboy of all times