What dota item would you want in real life?

[Shagon]

Mjollnir - power problems solved

ahaahhaha +1,the best answer i'we found

[Flying_penguin]

flying courier...that i dunno....control by my mind....u send it in a shop...and if it can carry a things like  ac, mr, bla bla....it can carry tv, computers, cars and the greatest thing is that cd is like 30 secs....rich forevah!

ghost scepter...magicks do not exists so u cant be harmed...

observers( that refills on usb)...plant it in girlz dressingroom or smth like that...

buriza...in a war u get on machine gun....and tarataratarataratrat on the tanks, planes, blabla...1000 bullets in a min...i guess 200 crits...bam bam...pro solider....

eul...i a war u cycle one solider and u kill 100 of them...and hushh hushhh...u get medals for wining battles 1:5000

assualt curiass clothes are considered as armor i guess... u go in a center of cities...see a sexy girl...consider her as ur enemy...shes nakaed ....gg

diffusial can also be used as power solution...

eye of skadi...coz its lookes cool...

gem..u can sell it....

[Juggernaut99]

I'd get Midas if I could turn Bill Gates into his gold

cool!

i would take dagger and be just like JUMPER:P

[joyjoy]

I'd get Midas if I could turn Bill Gates into his gold

cool!

i would take dagger and be just like JUMPER:P

and someone punch you in face and u cant jump away and take a lot of (s)hits 

[Mezhu]

i get helmet of dominator and dominate your mum and then bum bum u know






yes

[Rocka]

i get helmet of dominator and dominate your mum and then bum bum u know






yes

hahaha, btw joyjoy someone stole your siggy

[vaikiss]

i get helmet of dominator and dominate your mum and then bum bum u know






yes

that is seriously pro idea (about mom )

[raven]

blade mail best for raging wife or gf -_-

[vaikiss]

blade mail best for raging wife or gf -_-

she hit u with something and get pwned on herself

[Natura Sonoris]

i get helmet of dominator and dominate your mum and then bum bum u know






yes

+1

[sw33t_girl]

Mystic Staff - Intelligence helps with exams   
Boots of Travel - So I never get late to school because of playing dota till morning  :'(
Butterfly - Just to dodge snowballs... nothing else 
Shiva's Guard - For hot summer days 

[^chicabomb]

5 aegis, and 1 divine. My inventory is full

[vaikiss]

5 aegis is too much

[^chicabomb]

5 aegis is too much

i am crazy, i need more than 5 

[vaikiss]

go for 6 then