Funny DotA quotes

[CHEAT]

Copy paste here funny quotes from your games or internet.

petr0v    25:52       super combo    25:52       
HAX    25:53       crystalys    25:53          
HAX    25:57       WORST item for mortred    25:57          
HAX    25:59       gotta ss this    25:59       
petr0v    26:00       ulti + butitza    26:00    

and this i posted earlier:

mainfinity      17:02        die u fukin spider
mainfinity      17:15        die u fuk
mainfinity      18:25        hey there was gloves of hate
mainfinity      18:32        who took them i found them 1st
mainfinity      18:54        kill fukin chinese spinner
mainfinity      19:18        fukin jakie chan
mainfinity      20:05        die u FAT PIG
mainfinity      20:50        ahahaah SPIDER on the ground bitch
mainfinity      22:20        mainfinity has left the game voluntarily.

YOUR TURN!

[vaikiss]

well there is lots of them in my previous games but im 2 lazy 2 search for those

[prof.dr.martin]

if u ever heard about pgg, then go read a few of his quotes, u will laugh

[dRagoLjuB]

fast write -unlock all   0:12       [4H]Marcel       
   0:15       +1000 gold   0:15       [4H]Marcel
   0:18       -unlock   0:18       [4H]Marcel
   0:19       -unlock   0:19       bendeRRR
   0:23       -unlock   0:23       ^Sky^Line    
   0:25       -unlock   0:25       vadimash
   0:25       -unlock   0:25       bendeRRR       
   0:29       faster   0:29       [4H]Marcel

xDDD

[Shagon]

11:38 pugna what are you doing with 2 oblivion staffs? 11:38 Vox_dei
11:40 dual wielding? 11:40 Shagon
11:45 PUGNA NOOB 11:45 Vox_dei
11:47 Vox_dei has left the game voluntarily 11:47

[PerverzniUm]

11:38 pugna what are you doing with 2 oblivion staffs? 11:38 Vox_dei
11:40 dual wielding? 11:40 Shagon
11:45 PUGNA NOOB 11:45 Vox_dei
11:47 Vox_dei has left the game voluntarily 11:47

u should be banned for making that poor guy leave... that was not nice

[IceFrog]

I played on garena with some spectra. Items: 5 healing salves and 1 tango. He claimed: "we win for 10min i shop radiance...". Don't have ss but i remember he had 0:4 score on 6min. Didnt have boots. Poor him vs axe&zeus. Is that noob or an idiot? 

[CHEAT]

I played on garena with some spectra. Items: 5 healing salves and 1 tango. He claimed: "we win for 10min i shop radiance...". Don't have ss but i remember he had 0:4 score on 6min. Didnt have boots. Poor him vs axe&zeus. Is that noob or an idiot?

ive seen similar when some1 has like 21 tangos with azwraith n he tells me that he never has to b, imba farm...mongo i guess.

[XenyStyle]

they bought a personal fountain xD

[IceFrog]

Tango or salve cant help when somebody deal mass damage. Like zeus,lina,akasha, Techies mines etc. . .

[dRagoLjuB]

rly ?

[Mechanik]

All noobs.

Pro will kill you with healing salve which will deal to you negative dmg!!

[ArizaelCZ]

If it will deal to you negative dmg it will actualy heal you mechanic, you've just owned urself

[Mechanik]

I suggest you to learn better English.

I said pro will kill you with healing salve.. it means healing salve will be used like curse on you..
It would heal you, but make negative dmg to enemie.

God.. get some humor or understand what sarcasm means.. -.-''
Dont be so confident, abit more sense of humor and imagination. U see thread goes to funn mode so dont be so serious.

Why so serious?

[IceFrog]

This is "Funny quotes" it means this is funny thread so keep that in mind. And dont fight about healing salve,it makes no sense. You cant target enemy unit with that item. . . Better laugh its healthy.